Very funny football chants
30 January 2006, 09:59 PM
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As sang in many a ground most Saturday's:
"F*ck off Shearer, F*ck off Shearer, F*ck off Shearer"
An old favourite at Old Trafford: to the tune of London Bridge. Very popular last week or so ago....
Gary Neville is a red,
Is a red,
Is a red,
Gary Neville is a red,
He Hates Scousers.
"F*ck off Shearer, F*ck off Shearer, F*ck off Shearer"
An old favourite at Old Trafford: to the tune of London Bridge. Very popular last week or so ago....
Gary Neville is a red,
Is a red,
Is a red,
Gary Neville is a red,
He Hates Scousers.
31 January 2006, 09:11 AM
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I’ll fly with the wings of a sparrow
The dirty great **** of a crow
I’ll fly over Hillsborough tomorrow
And **** on the b@stards Below, below
**** on,
**** on,
**** on the *******s below below.
The dirty great **** of a crow
I’ll fly over Hillsborough tomorrow
And **** on the b@stards Below, below
**** on,
**** on,
**** on the *******s below below.
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31 January 2006, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by SCOsazOBY
"we're upto to our necks in fienian blood, surrender or you'll die"
Last time celtic played the other half at parkhead, the rangers support started to sing "hullo, Hullo" which was immediatley drowned out by..
Ha ha
Ha ha
Ha ha hahaha
(same sing along as the billy boys but just replaced with ha ha as they were being whipped)
31 January 2006, 09:26 AM
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At Cheltenham v Newcastle in the cup at the weekend, there was an announcement at half time about half price food now being on sale, to which the Newcastle supporters started singing, "you couldn't sell all your burgers, you couldn't sell all your bur-gers!"
Also when that Nigerian centre forward of Cheltenham's, who's name escapes me, missed an open goal, the Newcastle supporters atarted to sing "Are you Shola in disguise?!"
Also when that Nigerian centre forward of Cheltenham's, who's name escapes me, missed an open goal, the Newcastle supporters atarted to sing "Are you Shola in disguise?!"
31 January 2006, 10:05 AM
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Gary Nevile ***** his mother
and his father and his brother
all the Nevilles **** each other
in bred b@rstards
West Hams fans at Anfield
We've got Di Canio
You've got our stereos
followed by
Hey Hey scousers , I wanna know o o where's my stereo
The Scotland fans in Estonia when the opposition failed to turn up for the match
"there's only one team in Tallinn , one team in Tallinn"
and his father and his brother
all the Nevilles **** each other
in bred b@rstards
West Hams fans at Anfield
We've got Di Canio
You've got our stereos
followed by
Hey Hey scousers , I wanna know o o where's my stereo
The Scotland fans in Estonia when the opposition failed to turn up for the match
"there's only one team in Tallinn , one team in Tallinn"
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31 January 2006, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by wrxjimmy
At Cheltenham v Newcastle in the cup at the weekend, there was an announcement at half time about half price food now being on sale, to which the Newcastle supporters started singing, "you couldn't sell all your burgers, you couldn't sell all your bur-gers!"
Also when that Nigerian centre forward of Cheltenham's, who's name escapes me, missed an open goal, the Newcastle supporters atarted to sing "Are you Shola in disguise?!"
Also when that Nigerian centre forward of Cheltenham's, who's name escapes me, missed an open goal, the Newcastle supporters atarted to sing "Are you Shola in disguise?!"
31 January 2006, 12:41 PM
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Bolton Wanderers Vs Manchester United at Bolton's old stadium that had a supermarket next to the away fans :
Utd fans :
"Come to do ya shopping, you've only come to do ya shopping..."
Utd fans :
"Come to do ya shopping, you've only come to do ya shopping..."
31 January 2006, 02:48 PM
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I remember in my early days of working in Champions League when I was sitting in a car with Kevin Keegan coming back from the match to the airport. Upon arrival at the airport, Keegan, who was commentating, got the following:
Cheer up Kevin Keegan
Oh what can it mean
To be a sad Geordie *******
With a ****e football team
Full credit it to him - he had a grin on his face.
Another match (Barcelona UCL Final's), I had to go and meet Simon and Yasmin LeBon and take them to the match to meet some other guests we had. Traffic was crap outside the ground and to get to the hospitality, had to walk through the crowd. Yasmin was lovely - Simon was a nutter... when teh Man U fans realised it was him, it went off (mainly started by Simon LeBon I have to add):
We love you Man U (he wasn't a Man U fan, just a football fan but he loved it).... so that got them going.
They responded with:
we love you Simon we do (ditto), but we'd **** Yasmin more than you
I've never been in a VIP area surrounded by loads of exeutives, F1 drivers etc and seeing LeBon stand up in front of me and starts mouthing (shouting) off to the opposition fans.... Some of the execs were shocked - the rest of us thought it was fantastic. Quality bloke that one...
Cheer up Kevin Keegan
Oh what can it mean
To be a sad Geordie *******
With a ****e football team
Full credit it to him - he had a grin on his face.
Another match (Barcelona UCL Final's), I had to go and meet Simon and Yasmin LeBon and take them to the match to meet some other guests we had. Traffic was crap outside the ground and to get to the hospitality, had to walk through the crowd. Yasmin was lovely - Simon was a nutter... when teh Man U fans realised it was him, it went off (mainly started by Simon LeBon I have to add):
We love you Man U (he wasn't a Man U fan, just a football fan but he loved it).... so that got them going.
They responded with:
we love you Simon we do (ditto), but we'd **** Yasmin more than you
I've never been in a VIP area surrounded by loads of exeutives, F1 drivers etc and seeing LeBon stand up in front of me and starts mouthing (shouting) off to the opposition fans.... Some of the execs were shocked - the rest of us thought it was fantastic. Quality bloke that one...
31 January 2006, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by paulr
Best on ever was when i went to see England - Northen Ireland last year and the England fans were singing.....
"Are you Scotland in disguise".
"Are you Scotland in disguise".
i was there as well
31 January 2006, 03:22 PM
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The Blaydon Traitors
Wor'me lads, you should have seen their faces
Shepherd and Hall are having a ball
They said in the Sunday Papers
The fans are ****e, not too bright,
The lasses have ugly faces
Oh what a terrible stench there is
In the boardroom at St. James's
The toons enraged they've been betrayed
They want a resignation
The shares have fell because of the smell
Nationwides their destination
And further South
At Wearmouth
Reidy's planning a celebration
Promotion to the Premier League and
Newcastles relegation
Wor me lads, all the toon's a gannin
Gannin across St. James's Park
To see the public hanging
Shepherd and Hall, strung up by the *****
With a pair of Keegans laces
Oh what a beautiful thing to see
The smiles wiped of their faces
5678 who do we appreciate?
Black and white, do we sh*te!
We support the Red and white!
Tune: Flyin High Up In The Sky
through thick and thin
through good and bad
i'll follow sunderland like me dad
wherever we go
were sure to know
we'll keep the red flag flyin high
Niall quinns disco pants will always be a classic aswell
Niall Quinn's disco pants are the best,
They go up from his **** to his chest,
They are better than Adam & the Ants,
Niall Quinn's... disco pants
Julio O!
always believe in your soul
you've got the power to know
your indistructable
julio O!
Wor'me lads, you should have seen their faces
Shepherd and Hall are having a ball
They said in the Sunday Papers
The fans are ****e, not too bright,
The lasses have ugly faces
Oh what a terrible stench there is
In the boardroom at St. James's
The toons enraged they've been betrayed
They want a resignation
The shares have fell because of the smell
Nationwides their destination
And further South
At Wearmouth
Reidy's planning a celebration
Promotion to the Premier League and
Newcastles relegation
Wor me lads, all the toon's a gannin
Gannin across St. James's Park
To see the public hanging
Shepherd and Hall, strung up by the *****
With a pair of Keegans laces
Oh what a beautiful thing to see
The smiles wiped of their faces
5678 who do we appreciate?
Black and white, do we sh*te!
We support the Red and white!
Tune: Flyin High Up In The Sky
through thick and thin
through good and bad
i'll follow sunderland like me dad
wherever we go
were sure to know
we'll keep the red flag flyin high
Niall quinns disco pants will always be a classic aswellNiall Quinn's disco pants are the best,
They go up from his **** to his chest,
They are better than Adam & the Ants,
Niall Quinn's... disco pants
Julio O!
always believe in your soul
you've got the power to know
your indistructable
julio O!
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31 January 2006, 03:24 PM
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**To the tune of "Clemantine"**
Who's yer father?
Who's yer father?
Who's yer father referee?
You ain't go one!
You ain't go one!
You're a b@stard referee!
***************************
Fetch me a hammer, a bottle and a brick...
Fetch me a Tottenham fan to punch stab and kick...
***************************
**To the tune of "Que Sera"**
When I was just a little boy,
I asked my daddy what will I be?
Will it be West Ham?
Will it be Spurs?
Here's what he said to me:
Wash yer mouth out son!
Don't mention the Tottenham scum!
***************************
**To the Tune of Daydream Believer**
**When Peter Reid was in charge of Scumderland**
Cheer up Peter Reid
Oh what can it mean?
to a..
Sad Macam B@astard
and a..
Sh1te football team!
Who's yer father?
Who's yer father?
Who's yer father referee?
You ain't go one!
You ain't go one!
You're a b@stard referee!
***************************
Fetch me a hammer, a bottle and a brick...
Fetch me a Tottenham fan to punch stab and kick...
***************************
**To the tune of "Que Sera"**
When I was just a little boy,
I asked my daddy what will I be?
Will it be West Ham?
Will it be Spurs?
Here's what he said to me:
Wash yer mouth out son!
Don't mention the Tottenham scum!
***************************
**To the Tune of Daydream Believer**
**When Peter Reid was in charge of Scumderland**
Cheer up Peter Reid
Oh what can it mean?
to a..
Sad Macam B@astard
and a..
Sh1te football team!
31 January 2006, 04:29 PM
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To Terry fenwick when he left Pompey
there's only one Terry Fenwick
there's only one Terry Fenwick
with a packet of crips and a cheeky smile
Fenwick is a fecking Peodofile
there's only one Terry Fenwick
there's only one Terry Fenwick
with a packet of crips and a cheeky smile
Fenwick is a fecking Peodofile
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31 January 2006, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
**To the tune of "Always Look On the Bright Side Of Life", Sund to ManU fans**
Always lookout for ice on the runway....
Always lookout for ice on the runway....
always look on the runway for eyes / ice
try singing it the other way
31 January 2006, 07:11 PM
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....... I'm obliged to point out that what the fans were referring to corresponds to Disassociative Identity Disorder (aka multiple personality disorder) NOT Schizophrenia. 
We all know that , but do YOU know anything that rhymes with Disassociative Identity Disorder ?
See where have all those qualifications got you
We all know that , but do YOU know anything that rhymes with Disassociative Identity Disorder ?
See where have all those qualifications got you
31 January 2006, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Suuba
Theres always one
Last time celtic played the other half at parkhead, the rangers support started to sing "hullo, Hullo" which was immediatley drowned out by..
Ha ha
Ha ha
Ha ha hahaha
(same sing along as the billy boys but just replaced with ha ha as they were being whipped)
Last time celtic played the other half at parkhead, the rangers support started to sing "hullo, Hullo" which was immediatley drowned out by..
Ha ha
Ha ha
Ha ha hahaha
(same sing along as the billy boys but just replaced with ha ha as they were being whipped)
For There's Not A Team Like The Glasgow Rangers
No Not One, And There Never Shall Be One
Celtic Know All About Their Troubles
We Will Fight Till The Day Is Done
31 January 2006, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by baser999
....... I'm obliged to point out that what the fans were referring to corresponds to Disassociative Identity Disorder (aka multiple personality disorder) NOT Schizophrenia.
We all know that , but do YOU know anything that rhymes with Disassociative Identity Disorder ? See where have all those qualifications got you
We all know that , but do YOU know anything that rhymes with Disassociative Identity Disorder ?
See where have all those qualifications got you 
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31 January 2006, 10:16 PM
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In The Land Where I Was Born
Lived A Man With A Monkey's Heed
And He Came To Sunderland
And His Name Is Peter Reid
Peter Reid's Got A F*cking Monkey's Heed
A F*cking Monkey's Heed
A F*cking Monkey's Heed
Lived A Man With A Monkey's Heed
And He Came To Sunderland
And His Name Is Peter Reid
Peter Reid's Got A F*cking Monkey's Heed
A F*cking Monkey's Heed
A F*cking Monkey's Heed
01 February 2006, 01:38 PM
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Leeds fans to the tune of "she'll be coming round the mountain"
"oh -I'd rather be a paki than a manc,
oh I'd rather be a paki than a manc...
etc..."
Spurs fans to Sheringham a year after he left for Man U
"Woooh Teddy Teddy,
Went to Man Utd and they **** all!
Can't beleive the Red half of Manchester hasn't came up with anything for Joey Barton due to what his brother got up to...
"oh -I'd rather be a paki than a manc,
oh I'd rather be a paki than a manc...
etc..."
Spurs fans to Sheringham a year after he left for Man U
"Woooh Teddy Teddy,
Went to Man Utd and they **** all!
Can't beleive the Red half of Manchester hasn't came up with anything for Joey Barton due to what his brother got up to...
14 February 2006, 02:32 PM
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A while ago in a FA cup match, sung by Tranmere fans to the Luton fans at Luton..........
Where's your Vauxhall gone, where's your Vauxhall gone.
At about the time when it was announced that the Luton plant was to be closed - of course this made the Tranmere fans see the funny side, with them still having a local Vauxhall plant!
Where's your Vauxhall gone, where's your Vauxhall gone.
At about the time when it was announced that the Luton plant was to be closed - of course this made the Tranmere fans see the funny side, with them still having a local Vauxhall plant!
14 February 2006, 02:53 PM
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Fulham fans to Chelsea's Lampard after his house was burgled ! Not great taste but mildly amusing !
Weve got your Plasma Screen
Weve got your Palsma Screen
Weve got your Christmas tree
Weve got your Christmas tree
Weve got your Plasma Screen
Weve got your Palsma Screen
Weve got your Christmas tree
Weve got your Christmas tree
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