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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Scooby-Doo
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We all know you have a large **** but you don't need to ram it down our throats every chance you get.
DUDE!!!!! Way to put me off my lunch!!

Pete has Ting Tong for those needs.....although soon it sounds like she may be using Pete's accumulated fortune to convert the retirement home into the Uk's largest Oriental eat all you can buffet!!

Pete, lesson one: NEVER get joint bank accounts.
Lesson two: make sure your marriage to Thai bride is not legit
Lesson three: make sure she is not aware of the above.
lesson four: Check she is -in point of fact- a female, BEFORE you marry her.

Oh, hang on, lesson four should probably be lesson 1!!

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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 12:15 PM
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[Eddie Murphy]

HALF!!!

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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 12:20 PM
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Even though this is just a thread so you can lie about 30k of premimum bonds, it did cheer me up to read about your miss fortune.

Its called Karma. You annoy everyone, the bank bint annoys you
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 12:46 PM
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You assume I'm jealous, because you assume I wish I was in your posistion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Funnily, you know nothing about me as I don't feel the need to post about my RELATIVE success!

You're stuck in the eighties mate!
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 01:04 PM
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You assume I'm jealous, because you assume I wish I was in your posistion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Funnily, you know nothing about me as I don't feel the need to post about my RELATIVE success!

You're stuck in the eighties mate!
YOU are the one posting on this jealousy thing AGAIN!!

Get help ... please, I don't like to witness someone's sad pathetic cries for help ......... you will get help, won't you??

Pathetic

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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 01:09 PM
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IF you are actually married, and IF she really is 28, then wouldn't she know that you spend most of your life on scoobynet?
With that in mind, i'd imagine (especially now that she knows how much you are worth) that she would be watching your posts like a hawk.

And if she then reads this thread, and still decides to stay with you, I think it is pretty obvious that she is after your money!!!
So basically, you have marride a prostitute.

Even you Pete, can understand my thinking this time, surely??
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 01:11 PM
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You are only 23 years old ................ you know NOWT yet!!

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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 01:13 PM
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Erm...... ok Pete.
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 01:18 PM
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http://www.vinylsingles.co.uk/loadsamoney.htm

Maybe all your mountains and mountains and mountains and mountains and mountains and mountains and mountains of money come from the royalites to this?

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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 01:19 PM
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So you are 77, and don't realise that you are being fleeced?? Yea, you know everything Pete!

ALL HALE KING LEWIS!
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 01:21 PM
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I knew everything at 23 too

I remember it well ..............

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ps. who is fleecing me BTW?
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 01:23 PM
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Pete prints his own
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 01:28 PM
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Well I suppose I could argue that I have been runnng my old mans fork lift truck company for the past 6 months, due to him having a stroke, and at the same time, training to become a driving instructor. But hey, what the F%ck to I know!
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by chrispurvis100
I'm not even going to bother!
No, really, who is fleecing me???

I need to know!!

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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by chrispurvis100
Well I suppose I could argue that I have been runnng my old mans fork lift truck company for the past 6 months, due to him having a stroke, and at the same time, training to become a driving instructor. But hey, what the F%ck to I know!
I'm just messing with ya' !!!!!!

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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 01:30 PM
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BTW, some bird who works at the bank told me to go on holiday too. She suggested to my wife that we go to the moon as we've got so much money! I couldn't believe the cheek of it! I was so incensed! I mean I've got LOADSASHARES! Yeah! LOADSASHARES mate. Then I got ISA's and as much in premium bonds as you can have! Didn't I mention on a few other threads this weekend that I have 30,000 pounds in premium bonds for me, my wife, and child! That's 90,000 pounds boys! Whahey! Count it! I got loads of property too! I got so much money, even the bird in the bank can't believe it! She is so impressed! Anyway, so I wasn't happy she told us to go to the moon on holiday, because I didn't think that constituted financial advice.

Remember everybody, half my posts are regarding my financial security. I assume you're all interested, and I assume you are all paupers in comparision!
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I'm just messing with ya' !!!!!!

Pete
I know that Pete, thats all you ever do!
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by 2000TLondon
BTW, some bird who works at the bank told me to go on holiday too. She suggested to my wife that we go to the moon as we've got so much money! I couldn't believe the cheek of it! I was so incensed! I mean I've got LOADSASHARES! Yeah! LOADSASHARES mate. Then I got ISA's and as much in premium bonds as you can have! Didn't I mention on a few other threads this weekend that I have 30,000 pounds in premium bonds for me, my wife, and child! That's 90,000 pounds boys! Whahey! Count it! I got loads of property too! I got so much money, even the bird in the bank can't believe it! She is so impressed! Anyway, so I wasn't happy she told us to go to the moon on holiday, because I didn't think that constituted financial advice.

Remember everybody, half my posts are regarding my financial security. I assume you're all interested, and I assume you are all paupers in comparision!
ROFLMAO! Nicely summed up.
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by 2000TLondon
Dribble bile bollox blah jealous spouting anger green eyed monster

You have SERIOUS issues mate!!

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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by WEASELdog
Yeah!! wish I had thought of that weeyheeyy
Idiot ..... the fella needs help - don't mock him!!

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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by 2000TLondon
BTW, some bird who works at the bank told me to go on holiday too. She suggested to my wife that we go to the moon as we've got so much money! I couldn't believe the cheek of it! I was so incensed! I mean I've got LOADSASHARES! Yeah! LOADSASHARES mate. Then I got ISA's and as much in premium bonds as you can have! Didn't I mention on a few other threads this weekend that I have 30,000 pounds in premium bonds for me, my wife, and child! That's 90,000 pounds boys! Whahey! Count it! I got loads of property too! I got so much money, even the bird in the bank can't believe it! She is so impressed! Anyway, so I wasn't happy she told us to go to the moon on holiday, because I didn't think that constituted financial advice.

Remember everybody, half my posts are regarding my financial security. I assume you're all interested, and I assume you are all paupers in comparision!
****! Thought I had issues!
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 01:42 PM
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Compulsive liars do so because they don't think they are as good as the people around them. They will often dramatize certain aspects of their lifestyle. Example: If they come from a poor family they will often lie about their background and lead others to believe they come from "good stock." The compulsive liar is sad to see because they can pull off their lies for just so long, but generally are caught eventually and the truth comes out. This only seems to make matters worse for the compulsive liar and they continue their routine in hopes that they will be successful in their events. They have no other skills (in their own mind) to better themselves.
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 01:43 PM
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Boring
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Martin_Aimless
Compulsive liars do so because they don't think they are as good as the people around them. They will often dramatize certain aspects of their lifestyle. Example: If they come from a poor family they will often lie about their background and lead others to believe they come from "good stock." The compulsive liar is sad to see because they can pull off their lies for just so long, but generally are caught eventually and the truth comes out. This only seems to make matters worse for the compulsive liar and they continue their routine in hopes that they will be successful in their events. They have no other skills (in their own mind) to better themselves.
Yea, but the humour that Pete provides here on scoobynet, is priceless!
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 02:00 PM
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Pete,

As you like everyone to know how well off you are why do you insist on driving an old wagon ? Surely it pains you to drive the streets in an old car that doesn't shout loadsamoney at everyone and can you reply to my serious post on page 3.
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 02:16 PM
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Why do you guys do this to yourselves?

Pete loves a good fight on SN and you all get suckered in

So what if he's made a success of his life but he didn't say his 28 year old wife was taking him to the cleaners. From what I remember from his first post, Pete was having a rant about his bank giving away info and now his misses whats to know more about his $$
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by V1CK1
Boring
Another equally accurate prognosis.
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Ray_li
Why do you guys do this to yourselves?

Pete loves a good fight on SN and you all get suckered in

So what if he's made a success of his life but he didn't say his 28 year old wife was taking him to the cleaners. From what I remember from his first post, Pete was having a rant about his bank giving away info and now his misses whats to know more about his $$
I rather enjoyed giving Pete silly replies just as he does... all part of the fun
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
I rather enjoyed giving Pete silly replies just as he does... all part of the fun
Its fine when the old school members have a bit of fun with Pete but some of the newbies take him seriously

Pete must have had death threats from some newbies
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Ray_li
Its fine when the old school members have a bit of fun with Pete but some of the newbies take him seriously

Pete must have had death threats from some newbies
I'm sure nobody wants to kill him! I certainly don't! Yet!

There may be people in eastern Europe who are contemplating stealing his identity, however!
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