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Old 22 January 2006, 08:22 PM
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Angry What The!!!!!!!!!

Missus went into the bank for an interview on Friday afternoon ...... didn't ask my permission or anything!!

Anyway, a few years ago now, when she wasn't earning diddly, I made the accounts joint so I could get half the interest gross .............

Well, to cut a short story shorter .... she was called in for a Money Health Check!!

Low and behold the daft bint at the bank showed the missus what I had in me savings account .... and the other accounts!! Bloody Hell!!!!

Pete

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Old 22 January 2006, 08:25 PM
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those thai brides, they'll bleed you dry
Old 22 January 2006, 08:25 PM
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Old 22 January 2006, 08:25 PM
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are you john mcririck in disguise
Old 22 January 2006, 08:32 PM
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Pete,

Try to talk about something else other than how much money you have.

We all know you have a large **** but you don't need to ram it down our throats every chance you get.
Old 22 January 2006, 08:37 PM
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Enjoy it Pete you'll be dead soon.

Las Vegas, Viagra, Coke, Hookers, Viagra..... live the dream!!
Old 22 January 2006, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Scooby-Doo
Pete,

Try to talk about something else other than how much money you have.

We all know you have a large **** but you don't need to ram it down our throats every chance you get.
I'm talking about the cheek of the BANK ..................... doesn't matter what money is/is not involved

You have a problem if you cannot hear/read someones story and laugh at it .... but instead get the green eyed monster and act childish!! SORT YOURSELF OUT!!

Pete
Old 22 January 2006, 08:41 PM
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Pete... what's yours is hers.

Same as Tony takes what he likes from me your wife can do the same to you... if you are hiding her money from her then you are the one to blame kidda!

such is life.............................
Old 22 January 2006, 08:42 PM
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Its called a partnership pete, not slavery!!

you are a partnership, and if your that ignorant to banking paractices for joint acc,s then more fool you,

Altyhough, knowing your method of posting, its just another wind up to provoke a sn debate.

joint accs, never, not in a million years!!!

Mart
Old 22 January 2006, 08:43 PM
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I knew it was you mate



big **** big wallet

she's gonna take you for all your worth...FOOL! (that'll save you some solicitor costs old boy)
Old 22 January 2006, 08:47 PM
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I need to get shot of it quick .............. where should I stash it??

Pete
Old 22 January 2006, 08:50 PM
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In your mattress Pete, or you could consider buying yourself a fleet of scoobs, so you don't have to wear any one clutch too much
Old 22 January 2006, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by cslewis
I need to get shot of it quick .............. where should I stash it??

Pete
obvious one is premium bonds.
Old 22 January 2006, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I need to get shot of it quick .............. where should I stash it??

Pete
No way to talk about your wife....
Old 22 January 2006, 08:53 PM
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What a Balloon head!!!!...
Old 22 January 2006, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by shaggy1973
obvious one is premium bonds.
They are FULL

ART??

Gold??

Pete
Old 22 January 2006, 08:55 PM
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mmm I should get in there with your wife since she gonna take you to the cleaners.
Old 22 January 2006, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Ray_li
mmm I should get in there with your wife since she gonna take you to the cleaners.
She is 28 ...... too old for you

This is getting a bit worrying!!

Pete
Old 22 January 2006, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
They are FULL

ART??

Gold??

Pete
whats the limit you can put in premium bonds?
Old 22 January 2006, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by danwrx1980
In your mattress Pete,
Make sure its waterproofed though.
Old 22 January 2006, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by f1sh4u
whats the limit you can put in premium bonds?
£30,000 each ..............

Pete
Old 22 January 2006, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
£30,000 each ..............

Pete
You can put 30k in under my name if you like
Old 22 January 2006, 09:02 PM
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*****r...
Old 22 January 2006, 09:04 PM
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Bet your skint really!!!!

....but if you need a new bank, My bank has plenty of space...and I mean plenty!!!!
Old 22 January 2006, 09:05 PM
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Old 22 January 2006, 09:06 PM
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As ever, you dont add up, if you are indeed 77 and wadded like you claim, why arent you spending it like mad, or if you have any kids/relatives, why throw a few quid in their direction for a vicarious thrill, alternatively I wil perform the roll if you have no kids or grandkids.

My missus likes putting money in banks as well, I could have a 911 Turbo with all the options brand new if I had the bank book !
Old 22 January 2006, 09:08 PM
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30K will buy you a few blow jobs and hand jobs Pete.....based on your daughters rates. May as well enjoy your money while you can because by the sounds the only one doing the fuking is your wife and you're the bitch.
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Old 22 January 2006, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
30K will buy you a few blow jobs and hand jobs Pete.....based on your daughters rates. May as well enjoy your money while you can because by the sounds the only one doing the fuking is your wife and you're the bitch.
Shouldn't all 12 year olds like you be in bed by now??

Pete
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Originally Posted by Raartoot
Bet your skint really!!!!
Yeah, OK, if you like .........................

Pete



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