I am proof that that is wrong.

 

Me too.

 

try these...





hurt like hell...
trying to find some of my broken leg pics for you all...

 

pu$$y seen worse. A big guy after a cft with the skin hanging off the soles of his feet from blisters - now that was unpleasant.

 

yes the cft is fun
which one do you do, the 4 or 8 miler?

 

I used to do the 8 miler. We often used to combine if with NBC training etc as well, which was fun, running part of it in respirator with some FB on a stretcher. Oh how I don't miss those!!

 

whack the nail as hard as you can with a hammer - It'll fall off in about a week

 

yeah we usually have to carry the staffy in a poncho or somethin like that, and respirator is just part of the fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

right, an update for you!!

'borrowed' a NEW stanley blade from work for a bit of DIY action...

its amazing how fooking stuborn toe nails are!! had to 'saw' the corner enough to weaken it then ripped it off with the nail clippers!! lots of blood!!

didnt have any antisepctic so sprayed my aftershave on it, 82% vol should do the trick!

that fecking stung!!

found the problem, looks like there was ANOTHER nail growing underneath!?!

must of been pushing the top one over to the right...

pain has gone pretty much gone now (compared to before anyway!) and feels much more comftable, prob just a temporary relief though.

might hack away at it again later, was quite satisfying hacking away at the source of all my pain!

made me wince when i saw the bit that was sticking into my skin, was as sharp as the blade i was using!

should of done before and after pics!! oh well, can do an after if you really want!!

 

told ya

 

See how the NHS works...no waiting time and the operation was completed in the comfort of your own home.

For the record I had to use some pliers once I had cut some of the nail away Almost instant relief, after it smarting slightly during the 'operation'

 

hmm, might be my last resort, is better but still uncomfortable... will see if i'm in a brave mood later!

or try and use it as an excuse to get the ex round in her uniform

 

just don't get her to suck your toes

 

Christ, not after they've been soaked in aftershave :bleugh:

 

I'm thinking the blood and puss would be the main put off!!

 

Nothing like a bit of DIY.
Done it myself (on toenails ) many times

 

Ahem, i thank you <takes a bow>

Did you use the stella artois or skunk based anaesthetic i suggested?
Aftershave is a interesting substitute, i suppose you can always neck the voddie to further ease the pain.

Glad you're sorted, grab yourself a large portion of smug face

 

mmmm, seems the nail is not willing to give up so easily!!

still not quite right, bit swollen/tender...

going to open the surgery again 2morra

really tempted to post pics!!

 

Do it

 

hmm the gash on the head is nowt now...

ive got loads of stitches in my mouth... lot of the bloods gone but the lumpy bits are odd.





Mart

 

I've got a brand new angle grinder here that you can borrow

 

 

wez - get yourself over to springfield medical centre ask how much to go private

 

mmmm... nice secondary fungal infection there!

 

Ooo that's nasty. Can't believe the doctors or local hospital wouldn't sort that out sharpish.