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Old 11 July 2005, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Alan C
Is that cabbage in her ear? Gawd knows what other vegetables are lurking elsewhere..
I bet I know where the lettuce is...
Old 11 July 2005, 08:05 PM
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I reckon she'd be quite a feisty little f*ck. Nutters usually are
Old 11 July 2005, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Aaron C. Reskew
I reckon she'd be quite a feisty little f*ck. Nutters usually are


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Old 11 July 2005, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Daz34
I bet I know where the lettuce is...
Thats just the tip of the iceberg......
Old 12 July 2005, 04:01 AM
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look lads a hole is a hole. don't be so fussy. you all would **** her within an inch (or 10) of her life if she spread her chucks for ya.
Old 12 July 2005, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by warrenm2
Thats just the tip of the iceberg......
I've had the odd little Gem in my time as well
Old 12 July 2005, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Bedslop
f*cking horrorbag with dirty ears-and she probably got a rank peercing in the brown eye aswell
here here

she is a munter IMO
Old 12 July 2005, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by bigsinky
look lads a hole is a hole. don't be so fussy. you all would **** her within an inch (or 10) of her life if she spread her chucks for ya.
Do some men really see it that way?
Old 12 July 2005, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by eClaire
Do some men really see it that way?
Yes
Old 12 July 2005, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by eClaire
Do some men really see it that way?
LOL - unless they are homos.


<waits for homos to post below him>
Old 12 July 2005, 10:10 AM
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I thought homos banged holes also, but maybe Ive been misinformed
Old 12 July 2005, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Moray
I thought homos banged holes also, but maybe Ive been misinformed
I would guess 50% do....
Old 12 July 2005, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Moray
I thought homos banged holes also, but maybe Ive been misinformed
They don't have chucks though - would you like a link to some more informative pictures
Old 12 July 2005, 10:14 AM
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Never met anyone who thinks like that myself (or I have but they have't admitted it). Must be pretty fookin desperate (and mawkit if you canny get laid!).
Old 12 July 2005, 10:14 AM
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leaf it out with the lettuce jokes

she's a dragon. and needs a good scrub.

then i would sort her out, no fear!!!

Dazza.
Old 12 July 2005, 11:44 AM
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I thought thundertiger was BB.
Old 12 July 2005, 11:47 AM
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Im lost so whats the full story here? Did the red haired one get shafted by Big Jay, after meeting on web?
Old 12 July 2005, 11:57 AM
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I think shes just some random soap dodging bint.

Fancy starting a thread like this and the sodding off halfway through
Old 12 July 2005, 12:14 PM
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I dont understand a word of that msg board

big jay have you ruined the bird with the red hair who reminds me of "IT" from the steven King movie???? Must admit though if you take away the piercings and change the mop she would be pretty!

Gav..
Old 12 July 2005, 12:30 PM
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The red haired "thing" was a random image from that message board, actually looking at "Members Gallery" it seems goth/punk/rocker type ladies are not bad at all ;D
Old 12 July 2005, 12:41 PM
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The goth look on a bird does nothing for me , in fact it says " you look like the sort that doesent wash your fanny very often"
Old 12 July 2005, 12:43 PM
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Waft the fleas off
Old 12 July 2005, 12:45 PM
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I wonder if they have dread's "down there" too?
Old 12 July 2005, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
The goth look on a bird does nothing for me , in fact it says " you look like the sort that doesent wash your fanny very often"
My first proper girlfriend was a goth with purple hair (about 18 years ago lol). She was the most polite, cleanest, generous, sensual and all round nicest person you could ever meet.


Right up to the point I caught her f*cking some bloke behind my back
Old 12 July 2005, 01:14 PM
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Goth girls wear pvc. Fact. So of course you would.
Old 12 July 2005, 01:47 PM
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Purleeeese! What a rank little madam she looks like and all you saddos getting over excited at it.
Old 12 July 2005, 02:06 PM
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Post us a pic of your current **** nasty then.



Originally Posted by Bedslop
Purleeeese! What a rank little madam she looks like and all you saddos getting over excited at it.
Old 12 July 2005, 02:09 PM
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Largeporkingdeficiencysyndrome

Originally Posted by Jap2Scrap
Right up to the point I caught her f*cking some bloke behind my back
Old 12 July 2005, 02:15 PM
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This thread has cracked me up!!..

Carla..
Old 12 July 2005, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Moray
Largeporkingdeficiencysyndrome
You're probably right. We lived a huge distance apart considering only I could drive. Not to mention I was still at the "plenty of nights out with the lads" stage.

In fact, it was on the return leg from one of these nights out that I saw her with the other guy


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