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Old 13 June 2005, 01:37 PM
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=5587505927
Old 13 June 2005, 01:58 PM
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Very useful that last one
Old 13 June 2005, 02:29 PM
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Old 13 June 2005, 10:21 PM
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Quality!
Old 14 June 2005, 09:20 AM
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Old 30 June 2005, 04:58 PM
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http://wolfbar.servemp3.com/preganimal/

Welcome to my site! My name is Simon 'Skunky' Morrison, and I very love animals. Probably it looks bizarre, but I very much like to see pregnant animals. I very much love to look at their huge, distended bellys. I have female dog named Marta, and each year she becomes pregnant, and I very like to observe her and touch her inflated belly. It's great!
Old 30 June 2005, 05:25 PM
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I don't wanna know how you stumbled across that...
Old 30 June 2005, 05:38 PM
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wtf
Old 30 June 2005, 05:40 PM
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Still, having said that, you can't beat a decent photo of a funny monkey. Even if it is pregger's
Old 30 June 2005, 05:42 PM
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i know a few women like that
Old 30 June 2005, 05:45 PM
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preggers animal belly rubs

WTF INDEED
Old 20 July 2005, 09:48 AM
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it's been a while. . . this is a corker!

http://www.helpingmormons.org/************.htm
Old 20 July 2005, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by BlkKnight
it's been a while. . . this is a corker!

http://www.helpingmormons.org/************.htm
I read that as "Helping Morons" - not too far from the truth
Old 20 July 2005, 10:16 AM
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hmmm wtf
Old 20 July 2005, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by BlkKnight
it's been a while. . . this is a corker!

http://www.helpingmormons.org/************.htm
If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness.

Or put another way.

Avoid w@nkers at all costs .
Old 20 July 2005, 10:34 AM
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quote the moron site " When the temptation to ********** is strong, yell "STOP" to those thoughts as loudly as you can in your mind and then recite a pre-chosen Scripture or sing an inspirational hymn. It is important to turn your thoughts away from the selfish need to indulge."

So masturbation is out but polygamy and incest is fine..........nice religion.
Old 20 July 2005, 10:36 AM
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More moronism

"In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken. This can also be accomplished by wearing several layers of clothing which would be difficult to remove while half asleep."

KINKY!
Old 20 July 2005, 11:39 AM
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PMSL, great link.

Pretty pointless having this a third of the way down the page though :

"Never read about your problem."
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WOW, jsut got to the end:

"In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to the bed frame with a tie"
Old 20 July 2005, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by jasey
If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness.

Or put another way.

Avoid w@nkers at all costs .
Old 20 July 2005, 11:44 AM
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Try this...

Read paragraph one - you'll go "wtf???"

Read paragraph two - you'll go "WTF!!!!!"

http://www.news24.com/News24/World/N...739698,00.html

Last edited by HankScorpio; 20 July 2005 at 11:52 AM. Reason: Forgot the link - duh!
Old 20 July 2005, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by **************
AND why the hell didn't I have a teacher like that when I was 14
Hello

Yes, and me. Although there are not that many teachers similiar to that around here!

Steve
Old 20 July 2005, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by **************
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...189658,00.html

Not got any comedy factor to it but "wtf" has too pretty got to do with going to jail!

AND why the hell didn't I have a teacher like that when I was 14
The WTF in that story is "What the f*ck is the lad doing complaining about it?"

If I was him I'd have denied knowledge of any shenanigans and then hoped for a bit more as way of thanks
Old 20 July 2005, 02:06 PM
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yep i agree why did this story surface. I remember fancying a few hot teachers at school
Old 22 July 2005, 10:40 AM
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wrong link. ill be back
Old 22 July 2005, 10:46 AM
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http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/...videoid=100071

Old 03 August 2005, 12:58 PM
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...ex/4741017.stm
Old 03 August 2005, 01:03 PM
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There's some quality stuff in this thread, I will award it 5 shiny stars
Old 03 August 2005, 02:10 PM
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