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13 June 2005, 01:37 PM
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13 June 2005, 02:29 PM
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30 June 2005, 04:58 PM
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http://wolfbar.servemp3.com/preganimal/
Welcome to my site! My name is Simon 'Skunky' Morrison, and I very love animals. Probably it looks bizarre, but I very much like to see pregnant animals. I very much love to look at their huge, distended bellys. I have female dog named Marta, and each year she becomes pregnant, and I very like to observe her and touch her inflated belly. It's great!
I don't wanna know how you stumbled across that...
20 July 2005, 09:48 AM
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20 July 2005, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by BlkKnight
20 July 2005, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by BlkKnight
Or put another way.
Avoid w@nkers at all costs
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20 July 2005, 10:34 AM
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quote the moron site " When the temptation to ********** is strong, yell "STOP" to those thoughts as loudly as you can in your mind and then recite a pre-chosen Scripture or sing an inspirational hymn. It is important to turn your thoughts away from the selfish need to indulge."
So masturbation is out but polygamy and incest is fine..........nice religion.
So masturbation is out but polygamy and incest is fine..........nice religion.
20 July 2005, 10:36 AM
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More moronism
"In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken. This can also be accomplished by wearing several layers of clothing which would be difficult to remove while half asleep."
KINKY!
"In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken. This can also be accomplished by wearing several layers of clothing which would be difficult to remove while half asleep."
KINKY!
20 July 2005, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by jasey
If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness.
Or put another way.
Avoid w@nkers at all costs.
Or put another way.
Avoid w@nkers at all costs
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20 July 2005, 11:44 AM
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Try this...
Read paragraph one - you'll go "wtf???"
Read paragraph two - you'll go "WTF!!!!!"
http://www.news24.com/News24/World/N...739698,00.html
Read paragraph one - you'll go "wtf???"
Read paragraph two - you'll go "WTF!!!!!"
http://www.news24.com/News24/World/N...739698,00.html
Last edited by HankScorpio; 20 July 2005 at 11:52 AM. Reason: Forgot the link - duh!
20 July 2005, 12:49 PM
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http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...189658,00.html
Not got any comedy factor to it but "wtf" has too pretty got to do with going to jail!
AND why the hell didn't I have a teacher like that when I was 14
Not got any comedy factor to it but "wtf" has too pretty got to do with going to jail!
AND why the hell didn't I have a teacher like that when I was 14
20 July 2005, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by **************
AND why the hell didn't I have a teacher like that when I was 14
Yes, and me. Although there are not that many teachers similiar to that around here!
Steve
20 July 2005, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by **************
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...189658,00.html
Not got any comedy factor to it but "wtf" has too pretty got to do with going to jail!
AND why the hell didn't I have a teacher like that when I was 14
Not got any comedy factor to it but "wtf" has too pretty got to do with going to jail!
AND why the hell didn't I have a teacher like that when I was 14
If I was him I'd have denied knowledge of any shenanigans and then hoped for a bit more as way of thanks
wrong link. ill be back
22 July 2005, 10:46 AM
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03 August 2005, 12:58 PM
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03 August 2005, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by BlkKnight
There's some quality stuff in this thread, I will award it 5 shiny stars
03 August 2005, 02:10 PM
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