New policy for the police
26 March 2005, 04:15 PM
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Oh i'd call you a pedantic pr!ck to your face alright, you think i'd be worried about that having already met you? hahahaha rightio.
Oh I live in the real world alright, your the one living in fantasy land if you think anyone would be scared to insult you to you face - laughable. You reckon yourself as some sort of hard nut, lol carry on dreaming.
You are the only one on this thread who thinks the new changes are good, you are the one who apparently needs to wake up and see what serious consequnces these changes will have
It's geeky IT know alls such as yourself who can't take their head out from their @rse to look at the real world and not some IR fantasy world.
You are the only one on this thread who thinks the new changes are good, you are the one who apparently needs to wake up and see what serious consequnces these changes will have
26 March 2005, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by fatherpierre
Ouch. I (wrongly) assumed Kent was on a similar path as the Met.
How would it affect the orange button calls? That would be my biggest worry??!!
How would it affect the orange button calls? That would be my biggest worry??!!
, what are they 
Don't you love local terminology 
Are they priority type shouts, grade 1's, flash calls, etc?
If so we are fooked.
Last night even with 5 double crewed cars, within 2 hours of the shift starting we had none left, they were all engaged on blue light calls. Fast forward to the new policy and only 1 out of those 5 double crewed cars will be able to respond on blues and twos.
26 March 2005, 05:26 PM
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Work to rule....Free nelson Mandella and Ban the BOMB. Troops out of N/Ireland Hmmmmm i never thought the next point would be....DONT chase me copper coz you will get into trouble. Ah well I shall vote for Bush..oops he is not in the running is he...I shall vote for... Nope i shall not vote.
I thought orange buttons were reserved for some particular Phone company and half price cinema tickets
I thought orange buttons were reserved for some particular Phone company and half price cinema tickets
26 March 2005, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by **************
Oh i'd call you a pedantic pr!ck to your face alright, you think i'd be worried about that having already met you? hahahaha rightio.
Oh I live in the real world alright, your the one living in fantasy land if you think anyone would be scared to insult you to you face - laughable. You reckon yourself as some sort of hard nut, lol carry on dreaming.
You are the only one on this thread who thinks the new changes are good, you are the one who apparently needs to wake up and see what serious consequnces these changes will have
Oh I live in the real world alright, your the one living in fantasy land if you think anyone would be scared to insult you to you face - laughable. You reckon yourself as some sort of hard nut, lol carry on dreaming.
You are the only one on this thread who thinks the new changes are good, you are the one who apparently needs to wake up and see what serious consequnces these changes will have
26 March 2005, 10:29 PM
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This is how it goes for us now!!
Vehicle refuses to stop for a standard driver and he puts call into comms,
'Received, can you confirm you are an advanced driver?'
'Er, the vehicle vrm is....'
'No, can you confirm you are an advanced driver?'
'Well no, it's turning into....'
'If your not advanced pull off.'
'It's only doing 20mph, just refusing to stop!'
'Due to the new policy you cannot pursue.'
'I'm not pursuing it, its going 20, i'm following!'
'No such thing as following anymore son, pull off the pursuit.'
Driver duly pulls away leaving whoever it was to carry on what they were doing!!
Madness!
Vehicle refuses to stop for a standard driver and he puts call into comms,
'Received, can you confirm you are an advanced driver?'
'Er, the vehicle vrm is....'
'No, can you confirm you are an advanced driver?'
'Well no, it's turning into....'
'If your not advanced pull off.'
'It's only doing 20mph, just refusing to stop!'
'Due to the new policy you cannot pursue.'
'I'm not pursuing it, its going 20, i'm following!'
'No such thing as following anymore son, pull off the pursuit.'
Driver duly pulls away leaving whoever it was to carry on what they were doing!!
Madness!
27 March 2005, 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Nathan L
Err, orange button calls , what are they Don't you love local terminology
Are they priority type shouts, grade 1's, flash calls, etc?
If so we are fooked.
Last night even with 5 double crewed cars, within 2 hours of the shift starting we had none left, they were all engaged on blue light calls. Fast forward to the new policy and only 1 out of those 5 double crewed cars will be able to respond on blues and twos.
, what are they Don't you love local terminology Are they priority type shouts, grade 1's, flash calls, etc?
If so we are fooked.
Last night even with 5 double crewed cars, within 2 hours of the shift starting we had none left, they were all engaged on blue light calls. Fast forward to the new policy and only 1 out of those 5 double crewed cars will be able to respond on blues and twos.
LOL. Yeah, it's local jargon
Urgent assistance call from a colleague
27 March 2005, 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Nathan L
I would respond to your post Scoobynutta555, however you're boring me now and I'm not wasting my time.
Everyone else has summed you up quite nicely since your last post.
Everyone else has summed you up quite nicely since your last post.
No wonder you're the monkey and not the organ grinder.
Oh I live in the real world alright, your the one living in fantasy land if you think anyone would be scared to insult you to you face - laughable. You reckon yourself as some sort of hard nut, lol carry on dreaming
Keep taking the pills.Can't wait to see you next bravowhatever (dreamer in name as well!). Can't see myself having much of a problem with a pasty geek such as yourself. See you at JAPfest JAE etc, I'm off for most of the shows. I'll keep an eye out for a sad act with horrid shorts, white legs, a satchel and wearing some sandals.
BTW what Impreza do you have these days?Make sure the nearest ambulance is suitably equiped with blues and twos, they'll need to get you to theatre you as soon as they can, I've heard keyboard removal from rectum can be painful
27 March 2005, 06:56 AM
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lol and you called me a keyboard hero
Oh and if you want to talk b0llox about appearances there is a picture of me on this board as I had no issues with posting my pic up, I didn't see you post on it. Come on let everyone see what a big hard bloke you look:
http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=372754
Oh and as for your comment about what Impreza do I drive what the hell has that got to do with anything, or do you judge people by what car they have? LOL just about sums you up. But to answer I don't drive a scooby anymore as I changed it because I wanted a bigger and more comfortable car to drive me and my mrs and 2 kids around in.
Oh and if you want to talk b0llox about appearances there is a picture of me on this board as I had no issues with posting my pic up, I didn't see you post on it. Come on let everyone see what a big hard bloke you look:
http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=372754
Oh and as for your comment about what Impreza do I drive what the hell has that got to do with anything, or do you judge people by what car they have? LOL just about sums you up. But to answer I don't drive a scooby anymore as I changed it because I wanted a bigger and more comfortable car to drive me and my mrs and 2 kids around in.
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27 March 2005, 09:09 AM
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In February 1999, Sheena McDonald, a Channel 4 news presenter, suffered serious head injuries after being hit by a police van in North London.
Some dozy high profile bint hears a siren and steps out in front coz she is in a hurry. But its not her fault as the driver should have anticipated her stupidity.
How can we sue these plonkers that come up with these rules in OUR names.
Don't they realise they are talking Bobbins???
ALSO, how do I recognise a Police car on an emergency call, rthat requires me to pull over and let him by, to a couple of Sales Reps late for a meeting.
Both drive similar cars and drive right up your ****.
One I let by straight away, the other I make wait until a 'normal' opportunity arises.
27 March 2005, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by **************
lol and you called me a keyboard hero
Oh and if you want to talk b0llox about appearances there is a picture of me on this board as I had no issues with posting my pic up, I didn't see you post on it. Come on let everyone see what a big hard bloke you look:
http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=372754
Oh and as for your comment about what Impreza do I drive what the hell has that got to do with anything, or do you judge people by what car they have? LOL just about sums you up. But to answer I don't drive a scooby anymore as I changed it because I wanted a bigger and more comfortable car to drive me and my mrs and 2 kids around in.
Oh and if you want to talk b0llox about appearances there is a picture of me on this board as I had no issues with posting my pic up, I didn't see you post on it. Come on let everyone see what a big hard bloke you look:
http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=372754
Oh and as for your comment about what Impreza do I drive what the hell has that got to do with anything, or do you judge people by what car they have? LOL just about sums you up. But to answer I don't drive a scooby anymore as I changed it because I wanted a bigger and more comfortable car to drive me and my mrs and 2 kids around in.
Any more words you wish to put in my mouth?????and
That's me on the right with scoobytc from here.
Me again
Never profess myself to be 'hard' like you keep claiming, I've met you and know what a weedy dork you are. Trust me sonny, you need to head for the gym and lose the internet tan. Well within my capabilities ROTFPMSL
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27 March 2005, 03:57 PM
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Lol yep Jye i'm a weedy dork arn't I mate, all 6'3 and 14 stone of me. Within your capabilities scoobynutta? What capabilities exactly? You've said how you think your going to stick a keyboard up my ar$e, what other weird homo intentions do you have for me? By the way i'm straight with a Mrs and two kids so no thank you to your bum games, however you keep posting pics of you cuddling blokes and you may just find another bloke on here who wants a cuddle
27 March 2005, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Nathan L
LMAO, you could think of something original.
And bravowannabe, 6'3" of dorkness. Why I'm over 14 stone and shorter than you. See you at the shows.
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