So that's why it's called the Nurburg"RING"

I'll not go near mentioning "lapping" of the aforementioned...

Andy

 

Freudian slip - thought it was called the NurburgRim.... Silly me....

 

BTW Dazza, if you're taking requests, can we have a little more light on the, er... subject next time please. And a macro lens. And a bit better focus. Oh, and get that **** out of the way, I can't see the screen.

 

Dazza. Please ignore Sticky. He doesn't speak for thr the rest of us

 

Was only told about this about an hour ago. Broke the speed limit a couple of times to get home to see it

OK Dazza, you win. The funniest post ever on Scoobynet

 

Although this evening he did explain very succinctly the latest metric measurement of torque. The NC......

 

So if you torque a lot are you now a(n) NC boy?

 

No, no, no.

To put it briefly, the amount of combined BHP and torque required to negotiate the 'ring in 7:00 mins flat is hereafter to be known as 100NC's.

Therefore, to do it in the time posted by Dazza, of just below 7 minutes would suggest that hes has a little over 100NC's, in fact, his time would suggest that he has exactly 1NC more. This is a scientific method of measurement which can be applied to more than just BHP and torque figures. Think of it as a performance car FTSE. In fact, that's quite a good analogy, as things in NC's can go up and down, just like share prices, but in a well oiled economic climate everything should be in the pink.

 

 

This thread just gets better & better

The SMACS lads have gone quiet. I think they may be in shock..

 

Its not the drving I am having problems with, it is finding someone willing to take a photo of my **** next to the screen to prove the time!!!!!!!

 

Chishyboy's good lady has offered to display her 'chest' if Chris can beat Dazza's time...

Now where's the photoshop icon... 'click-click'

...back in a mo...

 

Christ knows where this will end...

 

I prefer Mr. Brown's economy

 

Superb. Absolutely superb!

If only everyone knew what the abbreviations stood for.....

 

Nurburgring Circuits?

 

Of course..... Silly me.....

 

Daz. Did you do that in Arcade mode? Best I've got so far is 7:54, but with the 380 BHP Spec C...

Not tried it in GT Mode as I haven't even passed the B test yet

I'll soon be kicking you **** my son.. don't you worry.

 

Err... he's got it down to something like 6:33 now!!!!!

Yet to see verification, though

 

so it's now 93.57NC - the smaller the better

it's gonna be a tall order to get it a lot smaller...

 

Andy - first time I've read a triple entendre....

 

value for money from a Yorkshireman

laconic / good husbandry

 

It's inverseley proportional, something akin to decibels and the theory of relativity. In fact, the more you think about NCs the harder it gets

I reckon to do a time like 6:33 he must really be stretching the limit of his current NC quotient, probably to something around about 108~109 NC

 

in that case it's 106.8NC to the nearest decimal point but we wouldn't want to split hairs, would we

 

...and there's me thinking size didn't matter and that a few NCs here and there made no difference. Obviously Dazza is hitting evey apex in the right spot with his joystick. I wonder if he has vibration turned on?

 

does he stick it to the table with suckers or has he got the attachment to use it between his legs...?

Mind you, I could be talking steering wheels...

 

Nah, that's wheels, he prefers to hold it in his hand and twiddle the ***** to see how much it buzzes

 

Al lurks, nods knowingly and pees himself, again.

I think the buzz is from the crack on his joystick.
He needs to apply plenty of lube to ensure that the crack remains slippery. Not too much or his hand will shoot straight of the end and do his NC quotient no good at all.. might even poke Neve.. It's in the wrist action you see.. I've seen a few drivers kindly show Dazza how the action should work.. Might shave even more off..

Hope so..

 

no she sticks it to the washer with a sucker...

 

Ooops, wrong subject!



Dazza