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Old 25 February 2005, 02:24 PM
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Give her one and then tell your mate you saw her with another bloke.
Old 25 February 2005, 02:41 PM
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Give her one and then tell your mate you saw her with another bloke.
You speaking from experience G ?????
Old 25 February 2005, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
Cheers that's really nice of you

Well just txt'd her & organised to meet her tonight, somewere out of the way !!

So fingers crossed shes up for a bit of .............................. drinking
that is way out of line , i smell a hammering in the air !!
Old 25 February 2005, 02:52 PM
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Nah he's not big enough
Old 25 February 2005, 02:56 PM
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Old 25 February 2005, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
Nah he's not big enough
Must be why she's looking elsewhere!!

Old 25 February 2005, 03:01 PM
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i was on the recieving end of something similar a couple of years my so called mate ended up ******* my girlfriend (wasnt happy) and i still want to kill the ****** now just out of principle. if he really is a good mate id think twice before u go ahead with screwing his missus pluu may end up with a sledgehammer in the back of ur skull
Old 25 February 2005, 03:01 PM
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Old 25 February 2005, 03:04 PM
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i'm all for banging it, taking pics/vids and using them for future blackmail, but the question i'd have in my head is why is she so keen on cheating when she's involved? ( i know it goes on, but you'd think she'd look a bit further away from home)

just be carefull she doesn't turn the tables and use you as a way of getting at him in an inevitable argument.

been there, done that. lost a mate, bird and a headlight (think i was more gutted about the headlight though)
Old 25 February 2005, 03:05 PM
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sayin if he has done it to u before. screw her brains out and give her one for the lads at sn as well
Old 25 February 2005, 03:07 PM
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Jeez I thought I'd heard them all...Spit and Roasting? Could someone please enlighten me?
Old 25 February 2005, 03:07 PM
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Conversely, this could end up as the relationship that lasts. It did for me anyway.
Old 25 February 2005, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Trashman
Jeez I thought I'd heard them all...Spit and Roasting? Could someone please enlighten me?
it's a footballers term for...........................................
Old 25 February 2005, 03:11 PM
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Not sure what the problem is. She's not married to his friend yet, so is fair game for STI4. He can't be a good friend if you are considering this meeting?

It would be a differnet thing if she was married with kids, but as it is go sh*g her senseless mate, you'd regret it if you didn't!!!
Old 25 February 2005, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Trashman
Jeez I thought I'd heard them all...Spit and Roasting? Could someone please enlighten me?
one gentlemen inserts his errect member into one of the nice young ladies orrifices down below while the other gentlemen inserts his errect member into the nice young ladies mouth .it is how ever bad manners to cross swords during action
Old 25 February 2005, 03:14 PM
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Ahhhhhhhhh....was thinking that may be the case


Thankyou for your eloquent and NSR friendly explainations!
Old 25 February 2005, 03:16 PM
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Cheers lads, she's well up for it as per the txt's & my mate is just of the phone & he's off to meet some other bird tonight & asked me to cover him in case his bird foned & asked were he was ......................

Should all go swimmingly

Oh & nope he hasnt done it to me ......... well that i am aware off
Old 25 February 2005, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
Oh & nope he hasnt done it to me ......... well that i am aware off
PLease tell me we're not still talking spit and roasting?!?!?
Old 25 February 2005, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
one gentlemen inserts his errect member into one of the nice young ladies orrifices down below while the other gentlemen inserts his errect member into the nice young ladies mouth .it is how ever bad manners to cross swords during action
Or so to speak the both orifices at the rear

One in each
Old 25 February 2005, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Trashman
PLease tell me we're not still talking spit and roasting?!?!?
No that was some girly we pulled at a club one nite
Old 25 February 2005, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
Cheers lads, she's well up for it as per the txt's & my mate is just of the phone & he's off to meet some other bird tonight & asked me to cover him in case his bird foned & asked were he was ......................

Should all go swimmingly

Oh & nope he hasnt done it to me ......... well that i am aware off
ahh, he likes too play away aswell then? what a tangled web

enjoy
Old 25 February 2005, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
Or so to speak the both orifices at the rear

One in each
doesnt the sound of your ***** slapping against old fellas put u off?
Old 25 February 2005, 03:55 PM
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Nah !!

She loved it

I might upload the pictures later "charity dingle" style
Old 25 February 2005, 03:55 PM
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Just do her and deny all knowledge

Old 25 February 2005, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
Cheers lads, she's well up for it as per the txt's & my mate is just of the phone & he's off to meet some other bird tonight & asked me to cover him in case his bird foned & asked were he was ......................

Should all go swimmingly

Oh & nope he hasnt done it to me ......... well that i am aware off
After your m8's comments, it's open season IMHO.
Old 25 February 2005, 04:03 PM
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Do you know he's going to get in tonight and say he's been with you all night and she knows he's lieing but can't say anything
Old 25 February 2005, 04:04 PM
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Enjoy stirring your mate porridge
Old 25 February 2005, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by paulwrxboro
Do you know he's going to get in tonight and say he's been with you all night and she knows he's lieing but can't say anything
Yip
Old 25 February 2005, 04:18 PM
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only option is to share- spitroast time
Old 25 February 2005, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
Yip
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I hope he doesn't tell her before she goes out tonight


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