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25 February 2005, 12:40 PM
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You're working on a Hollywood blockbuster, meeting rich & famous people, earning filmstar wages which means you can stop working for several months of the year which can be devoted to driving, polishing & modding your pride & joy whilst doing some very interesting & unique work that is displayed to millions...... and you're jealous of us? 
25 February 2005, 05:03 PM
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sorry to miss last night,but had last minute commitment!
anyway , what is with the lift business Andy ? car off road , havent seen you on Owl lane for ages!
speaking of which anyone on here just bought a grey Ra lately , parked at side of me at lights on Leeds road last week , gave thumbs up!
Al is someone writing these posts for you?they get better!
last 2 questions anyone going to RR Day Sunday?
Conrad sorted anyone for your Air con recovery/recharging yet ?
if not i know somebody with the qualifications /kit.
anyway , what is with the lift business Andy ? car off road , havent seen you on Owl lane for ages!
speaking of which anyone on here just bought a grey Ra lately , parked at side of me at lights on Leeds road last week , gave thumbs up!
Al is someone writing these posts for you?they get better!
last 2 questions anyone going to RR Day Sunday?
Conrad sorted anyone for your Air con recovery/recharging yet ?
if not i know somebody with the qualifications /kit.
25 February 2005, 07:38 PM
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Typical Gary. No-one sees or hears from him for ages and he comes on with a boatload of questions.
To answer them to the best of my ability...
Ask him to PM you the details.
Not that I know of, but it'd make a nice trackday motor
Yup, Katrina (when she takes a break from insulting / picking on me
)
See above.
How the hell should I know? Ask him.
Ta. See you at the end of March
To answer them to the best of my ability...
Ask him to PM you the details.
Not that I know of, but it'd make a nice trackday motor
Yup, Katrina (when she takes a break from insulting / picking on me
)See above.
How the hell should I know? Ask him.
Ta. See you at the end of March
25 February 2005, 08:21 PM
#97
best of my ability...??????
1 already have , and now know the tale!
2 yep!
3 suspected as much
4 also already did
sorry should have read :-
Conrad , sorted anyone for your Air con recovery/recharging yet ?
if not i know somebody with the qualifications /kit.
(missed a comma out)
p.s not backing your fellow farmer up Sunday?
rumour has it well lane have installed PLUTO to local garage for phils session , and booked it for next 3 services ,due by end!
1 already have , and now know the tale!
2 yep!
3 suspected as much
4 also already did
sorry should have read :-
Conrad , sorted anyone for your Air con recovery/recharging yet ?
if not i know somebody with the qualifications /kit.
(missed a comma out)
p.s not backing your fellow farmer up Sunday?
rumour has it well lane have installed PLUTO to local garage for phils session , and booked it for next 3 services ,due by end!
25 February 2005, 08:46 PM
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SilverSonicmaybe Maddy gave his wife one of his chocolate pistons for valentines
BTW service being done mid roller session
hopefully see you there, mine will be the one with well over 300 bhp
Phil
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25 February 2005, 09:29 PM
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Silver sonic had a scoob
it's brakes were a tale of woe
for everywhere that Gary went
the car would not go slow
He changed the pads, he changed the discs
he fettled all his stoppers
but whenever he went out to asda
he ran down loads of shoppers
Thought sonic 'this is just no good,
I'll take more drastic measures
so he bought a set of bigger discs
to enhance his stopping pleasures
He ordered them from a bloke up North
Who's gonna remain nameless
'Cos when the rotors didn't turn up
The bloke said 'I am blameless'
Now Sonic was not easily swayed
He excercised his right
To ring and hassle his supplier
morning, noon and night
A few weeks passed and nothing came
despite his protestations
and this from someone whose adverts claim
he has customers in many nations
Longer yet, and still no sign
of anything round and shining
and everyone at Fenay Bridge
got sick of Gary's whining
Eventually, unbelievably
a parcel came one morn
but Gary's smiles were soon subdued
'twas his monthly stash of ****
a quick ham shank then back on the phone
to give the guy more grief
for Sonic's old discs were now getting
worn beyond belief
and rumour has it, on bright days
with close examination
daylight shone right through the discs
pin hole perforations
a decade passed, wars came and went
and still no discs arrived
poor old Gary couldn't help feeling
a little bit deprived
he'd almost given up all hope
when a knock upon the door
revealed a courier with a box
'That's twelve pounds ninty four'
'You what?' said Sonic, 'thirteen quid'
'What's all that about?'
'We've had this box for seven months
Just found it clearing out'
'It's been lying there collecting dust
for goodness knows how long
we never thought to check t' address
and that it might belong
to someone who was wondering
where it had gone to
so i decided to pop along
and hand it over to you
The thirteen quid's a storage charge
though under the circumstances
I think we'll waive it, just this time
besides, I'm not sure I fancy your chances
of getting these here discs to fit
on to your flat four motor
'cos it says upon the box
Mitsubishi Motor
Gary went from red to blue
then a fetching shade of puce
he launched a full frontal attack
a violent tirade of abuse
The courier, fearing for his life
turned on the spot and ran
Down sonics drive, through the gate
and shot off in his van
Our poor hero, stood forlorn
downtrodden and depressed
'I'm not having this' he cried
'I'll show the swine who's best'
He grabbed the parcel, got in his car
and followed the couriers tracks
for at least a mile and a half
before he ran out of optimax
and that's the last we heard of him
he disappeared from view
with plumes of smoke pouring out
of his ears, it's true
there's rumours from those in the know
that he's living up in the Lakes
if you should see him just be sure
not to mention brakes
it's brakes were a tale of woe
for everywhere that Gary went
the car would not go slow
He changed the pads, he changed the discs
he fettled all his stoppers
but whenever he went out to asda
he ran down loads of shoppers
Thought sonic 'this is just no good,
I'll take more drastic measures
so he bought a set of bigger discs
to enhance his stopping pleasures
He ordered them from a bloke up North
Who's gonna remain nameless
'Cos when the rotors didn't turn up
The bloke said 'I am blameless'
Now Sonic was not easily swayed
He excercised his right
To ring and hassle his supplier
morning, noon and night
A few weeks passed and nothing came
despite his protestations
and this from someone whose adverts claim
he has customers in many nations
Longer yet, and still no sign
of anything round and shining
and everyone at Fenay Bridge
got sick of Gary's whining
Eventually, unbelievably
a parcel came one morn
but Gary's smiles were soon subdued
'twas his monthly stash of ****
a quick ham shank then back on the phone
to give the guy more grief
for Sonic's old discs were now getting
worn beyond belief
and rumour has it, on bright days
with close examination
daylight shone right through the discs
pin hole perforations
a decade passed, wars came and went
and still no discs arrived
poor old Gary couldn't help feeling
a little bit deprived
he'd almost given up all hope
when a knock upon the door
revealed a courier with a box
'That's twelve pounds ninty four'
'You what?' said Sonic, 'thirteen quid'
'What's all that about?'
'We've had this box for seven months
Just found it clearing out'
'It's been lying there collecting dust
for goodness knows how long
we never thought to check t' address
and that it might belong
to someone who was wondering
where it had gone to
so i decided to pop along
and hand it over to you
The thirteen quid's a storage charge
though under the circumstances
I think we'll waive it, just this time
besides, I'm not sure I fancy your chances
of getting these here discs to fit
on to your flat four motor
'cos it says upon the box
Mitsubishi Motor
Gary went from red to blue
then a fetching shade of puce
he launched a full frontal attack
a violent tirade of abuse
The courier, fearing for his life
turned on the spot and ran
Down sonics drive, through the gate
and shot off in his van
Our poor hero, stood forlorn
downtrodden and depressed
'I'm not having this' he cried
'I'll show the swine who's best'
He grabbed the parcel, got in his car
and followed the couriers tracks
for at least a mile and a half
before he ran out of optimax
and that's the last we heard of him
he disappeared from view
with plumes of smoke pouring out
of his ears, it's true
there's rumours from those in the know
that he's living up in the Lakes
if you should see him just be sure
not to mention brakes
25 February 2005, 09:42 PM
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Spoke to Maddy and he was coming to the TP... we'd arranged to meet at the Holmfield Arms.. Unfortunately he had to cancel at the last minute but will be in touch regarding coming back again to the fold with his modded motor and he's offered to have a look at the website as he's into Web Design propper now...
Still laffing from below... Ham shank & Gary.....Priceless mental picture
Still laffing from below... Ham shank & Gary.....Priceless mental picture
25 February 2005, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Alan C
Spoke to Maddy and he was coming to the TP... we'd arranged to meet at the Holmfield Arms.. Unfortunately he had to cancel at the last minute but will be in touch regarding coming back again to the fold with his modded motor and he's offered to have a look at the website as he's into Web Design propper now...
Still laffing from below... Ham shank & Gary.....Priceless mental picture
Still laffing from below... Ham shank & Gary.....Priceless mental picture
25 February 2005, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Sticky Stuff
Watch it Chris, you're next
WYIOC member replaces Andrew Motion as new poet laureate....
Goes by the name of Sticky Motion....
25 February 2005, 10:23 PM
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Can I second that (e)motion?
Maybe you wanna give me a 205
But it'd have to be a nineteen GTi
Maybe a clio sport would do the job
But a front drive track car is worse than none at all
Oh Harry Boy
In that case we might need some parts
I do believe that front drive only breaks my heart
So if you want a fun track car
And if you want some motion
Rear wheel drive's a notion
Maybe you wanna give me a 205
But it'd have to be a nineteen GTi
Maybe a clio sport would do the job
But a front drive track car is worse than none at all
Oh Harry Boy
In that case we might need some parts
I do believe that front drive only breaks my heart
So if you want a fun track car
And if you want some motion
Rear wheel drive's a notion
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