stupid dating scenario..............
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Well, the sun was shining on a particularly pretty bluebell wood in the early summer of '43 ...... I was nearly 14 and the girl laying, naked, on the wild flower bed was 17 .....
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Pete
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From: Dumbartonshire
Originally Posted by pslewis
Well, the sun was shining on a particularly pretty bluebell wood in the early summer of '43 ...... I was nearly 14 and the girl laying, naked, on the wild flower bed was 17 .....
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Oh god its got worse. didnt reply yet, Im in a hotel this week so not much chance. Come into work this AM and shes sent me a massive email, monster of a thing asking a million questions...................I cant beleive shes been so stupid?? If I reply now shes gonna feel like a right idiot............time to reply then
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Perhaps she's been through the whole database over the 2 years, and now is starting over again
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Well, the sun was shining on a particularly pretty bluebell wood in the early summer of '43 ...... I was nearly 14 and the girl laying, naked, on the wild flower bed was 17 .....
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Your maths isn't very good.....
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Well, the sun was shining on a particularly pretty bluebell wood in the early summer of '43 ...... I was nearly 14 and the girl laying, naked, on the wild flower bed was 17 .....
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From: Fairy Tokens = 9
Originally Posted by Butkus
Your maths isn't very good.....
you suggest you were born in 1928 yet your story suggests 1929... dementure is a terrible thing
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Originally Posted by suprabeast
I was thinking the same thing!
you suggest you were born in 1928 yet your story suggests 1929... dementure is a terrible thing
you suggest you were born in 1928 yet your story suggests 1929... dementure is a terrible thing
Early summer 1943 would make me 14 ........... nowt wrong with MY maths - go back to school!!
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Or was I 15?
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From: Bish,Bash,Bosham!
Alright Andy, hows things? Still got the S2000?
I had a similar sort of experience once, so I can believe that the girl is that stupid - I'll tell you why (bit of a long story but seeing as I'm at work...)...
My mates had gone on a night out, but I was working a late shift. During my dinner break I decided to pop down to the pub they were in for a cheeky pint. I got there and my mates had a couple of birds with them, and within about 5mins one of my mates came up to me to inform me that 'that girl over there likes you' so I go over, get her number and offer to take her out for a drink, then head back to work feeling rather chuffed with myself! After that, my mate basically warned everyone off her for the rest of the night before, yep you guessed it, pulling her himself! I wasn't all that bothered to be honest but, needless to say, I gave him plenty of stick over it. They went out for a few weeks, a fair few times with myself present, before going their seperate ways.
A few months later I was on-line (AoL) when an instant message popped up... you can tell where this is going! Got chatting to this girl who had read my profile (age, sex, location & all that cr@p!) and she asked for a pic which I sent. The next thing she's asking me to come round her house right there and then! I'm thinking 'I want to see the goodies first', so she sends me a pic and sure enough it's the 2-timing ho herself! I couldn't believe she hadn't recognised me from the pic and my name - and would you believe it the pic I sent her even had a picture of my mate, who she went out with, in the background!! When she realised, she came over all embarassed and obviously felt pretty stupid. Although she did ask if I still wanted to come round her house anyway!
...Obviously I didn't.
I think the phrase 'memory like a goldfish' summed it up perfectly!
J
I had a similar sort of experience once, so I can believe that the girl is that stupid - I'll tell you why (bit of a long story but seeing as I'm at work...
)... My mates had gone on a night out, but I was working a late shift. During my dinner break I decided to pop down to the pub they were in for a cheeky pint. I got there and my mates had a couple of birds with them, and within about 5mins one of my mates came up to me to inform me that 'that girl over there likes you' so I go over, get her number and offer to take her out for a drink, then head back to work feeling rather chuffed with myself! After that, my mate basically warned everyone off her for the rest of the night before, yep you guessed it, pulling her himself! I wasn't all that bothered to be honest but, needless to say, I gave him plenty of stick over it
. They went out for a few weeks, a fair few times with myself present, before going their seperate ways.A few months later I was on-line (AoL) when an instant message popped up... you can tell where this is going!
Got chatting to this girl who had read my profile (age, sex, location & all that cr@p!) and she asked for a pic which I sent. The next thing she's asking me to come round her house right there and then! I'm thinking 'I want to see the goodies first', so she sends me a pic and sure enough it's the 2-timing ho herself! I couldn't believe she hadn't recognised me from the pic and my name - and would you believe it the pic I sent her even had a picture of my mate, who she went out with, in the background!! When she realised, she came over all embarassed and obviously felt pretty stupid. Although she did ask if I still wanted to come round her house anyway! ...Obviously I didn't.
I think the phrase 'memory like a goldfish' summed it up perfectly!
J
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