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Old 08 February 2005, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
I wouldn't know if she's an old moose or not, she's my mother and as such I'm not able to judge. You however quite obviously have an Oedipus complex, anyone who has observed you on this BBS is fully aware you are a motherf***er. Possibly even a necrophiliac.


Other contributors to the thread, please try to keep upto date, I'm the one doing the car door dinging when I park in the child and parent spaces. I use an old rustbucket for mundane crap like the supermarket.

As for loudly embarrassing me, as I've already said, next time some retard decides to chide me I'll tell them little jonny collapsed and got carted off in an ambulance. *Sad look, he was doing so much better since the illness*
Guilt trip that saps.
I've even got a "baby on board" sticker in the car to ensure me preferential treatment from the emergency services.

If that failed I'm beyond embarrasment in that way, I'd laugh in your face, follow it up by hocking a phlegm oyster at you and drive off in a cloud of pollution.

This thread and the attitude of the breeders is exactly why I'll be making a point of reclaiming the parking spaces from you.

PS if any of your kids want to buy cigarettes I can get them at an advantageous price. Is now a good time to mention the time some little hooligans outside Threshers asked me to get them a bottle of Vodka. I think one of them ended up in hospital- result!
That first paragraph is one of the funniest retorts I've ever read LOL.
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Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
I wouldn't know if she's an old moose or not, she's my mother and as such I'm not able to judge. You however quite obviously have an Oedipus complex, anyone who has observed you on this BBS is fully aware you are a motherf***er. Possibly even a necrophiliac.


Other contributors to the thread, please try to keep upto date, I'm the one doing the car door dinging when I park in the child and parent spaces. I use an old rustbucket for mundane crap like the supermarket.

As for loudly embarrassing me, as I've already said, next time some retard decides to chide me I'll tell them little jonny collapsed and got carted off in an ambulance. *Sad look, he was doing so much better since the illness*
Guilt trip that saps.
I've even got a "baby on board" sticker in the car to ensure me preferential treatment from the emergency services.

If that failed I'm beyond embarrasment in that way, I'd laugh in your face, follow it up by hocking a phlegm oyster at you and drive off in a cloud of pollution.

This thread and the attitude of the breeders is exactly why I'll be making a point of reclaiming the parking spaces from you.

PS if any of your kids want to buy cigarettes I can get them at an advantageous price. Is now a good time to mention the time some little hooligans outside Threshers asked me to get them a bottle of Vodka. I think one of them ended up in hospital- result!

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Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
As for loudly embarrassing me, as I've already said, next time some retard decides to chide me I'll tell them little jonny collapsed and got carted off in an ambulance. *Sad look, he was doing so much better since the illness*
Guilt trip that saps.
I've even got a "baby on board" sticker in the car to ensure me preferential treatment from the emergency services.

If that failed I'm beyond embarrasment in that way, I'd laugh in your face, follow it up by hocking a phlegm oyster at you and drive off in a cloud of pollution. his thread and the attitude of the breeders is exactly why I'll be making a point of reclaiming the parking spaces from you.
I shall look forward to meeting you sometime.....
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Old 09 February 2005, 08:28 AM
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I don't shop in LIDL, NETTO or ALDI so I doubt I'll have the pleasure of meeting you.

I doubt you can afford Waitrose if you're wasting your cash on a breeding program. Plus most of Kent is a little downmarket for my tastes.
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Not read the whole thread but is TORQUEamada infact NACRO et al?
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TORQUEamada is TORQUEamada end of story, anything else is pure conjecture. In any case why would that be important?

I hear these names of past greats, NACRO, Mycroft, Fluffer etc and it amazes me how much they have affected some people. Classic.
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Old 09 February 2005, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
TORQUEamada is TORQUEamada end of story, anything else is pure conjecture. In any case why would that be important?
It's not important. I used to find NACRO funny thats all.
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Old 09 February 2005, 08:40 AM
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I thought he was an ***.
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Morning TORQUEamada
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Old 09 February 2005, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
TORQUEamada is TORQUEamada end of story, anything else is pure conjecture. In any case why would that be important?

I hear these names of past greats, NACRO, Mycroft, Fluffer etc and it amazes me how much they have affected some people. Classic.
S'funny, that's almost exactly the phraseology used by NACRO. Now, either there's a troll training centre, there's a whole family of you ..... or it's the same person.

Still got the gorgeous Brazilian girlfriend? I presume you're still living in Monaco (or is it Gstaad), and working only when you condescend to do so?

Oh, and will Mummy and Daddy make you apologise on-line like last time when they find out?
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Old 09 February 2005, 09:44 AM
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Don't you ever stop to think that your obsession with certain individuals is taking you away from the subject at hand? Some more intelligent minds might think that this type of attention is exactly what the kind of internet troll you talk about revells in. Who I am or am not is of little importance, to me anyway, if you think it's important well, I guess that's your problem.

After all what's is really important here is the fact that nobody can justify the preferential treatment of a group of people who decided to breed. I think they should have "miserable old sod" parking, double sized spaces right on top of the doors and you should have to be a certified git to use them. Don't think that will be happening anytime soon so I'll be using the "parent and child" spaces as I outlined earlier.

I wouldn't be paying any fines either, they would have to take you to court to prove it and of course I would deny even being there. Two fingers up to the parking companies and of course the obese and revolting parents and children.
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Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
.... so I'll be using the "parent and child" spaces as I outlined earlier.
...but you're being intentionally obtuse by persisting in using them, to the point of trying to prove some own personal opinion (misguided or not).

Why don't you just go with the karma, and use the normal spaces, instead of intentionally setting out to cause mayhem?

Makes for an easier life I would have thought. Leave your "hated friends" to it. Why do you want conflict with them if you hate them so much? Seems a bit odd.

Call the psychiatrist
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Old 09 February 2005, 09:54 AM
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Imlach you missed the point, I'll use them as and when I see fit, if I'm in a hurry etc.
In any case not everyone likes the quiet life, I've always enjoyed a bit of a ruckus, sometimes it's necessary to stick your oar in and liven things up a little bit. Otherwise life would boring.
Another of my fav tricks to annoy the breeders is to look as if I'm holding the door open for them then at the last minute letting it slam shut in front of them. I thought some beardy bald git was going to have a pop at me in the shopping center last week when I did it to him. I just walked off and pretended I had no idea what had happened.
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Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
Imlach you missed the point, I'll use them as and when I see fit, if I'm in a hurry etc.
In any case not everyone likes the quiet life, I've always enjoyed a bit of a ruckus, sometimes it's necessary to stick your oar in and liven things up a little bit. Otherwise life would boring.
Another of my fav tricks to annoy the breeders is to look as if I'm holding the door open for them then at the last minute letting it slam shut in front of them. I thought some beardy bald git was going to have a pop at me in the shopping center last week when I did it to him. I just walked off and pretended I had no idea what had happened.
Presumably you have something missing in your own life if you feel the need to complicate & aggravate the life of others?
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Old 09 February 2005, 10:03 AM
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I've never analysed it but that could be one interpretation I suppose. Another might be that I dislike a certain group of people and their attitude and do my best to make sure I'm not complicit in allowing them to get away with it.
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Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
Another of my fav tricks to annoy the breeders is to look as if I'm holding the door open for them then at the last minute letting it slam shut in front of them. I thought some beardy bald git was going to have a pop at me in the shopping center last week when I did it to him. I just walked off and pretended I had no idea what had happened.



"Fav tricks"

"Beardy baldy git"

"Annoy the breeders"

I thought half term was next week?
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I wouldn't know, not being in touch with school holidays, as I'm not encumbered with some nappy fillers/snot sacks.
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Old 09 February 2005, 10:36 AM
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It seemes to me that you do not infact, like any one. Every group in society is somehow favoured over you, and you don't like it. Speak volumes of your paranoia and insecurity than it does of others.

Your need to justify your supposed superiority and your blatant disregard for following rules to the detriment of others hints that you are nothing but a misfit, probably bullied at school, called names that were deeply hurtful, constantly rejected by the opposite sex.

I would imagine that you work in a fish bar, and drive a 1978 Escort L, but you are better than all those made your life a misery, oh yes.

Your pathetic references to "all those breeders" is typical of an immature youngster. Breeding is not a choice, is a biological drive, very few people genuinely avoid it.

Go back to mummy and daddys house, and listen to Busted in your room whilst masturbating over pictures of women who wouldn't **** on you if you were on fire.

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Just because you are a slave to your biological drives doesn't mean everyone else is 'geeze'.

I reckon you are some sad sack, with no life, encumbered with some little swine who take all you money in return for nothing, saddled with some ugly, baggy, saggy old wife who carps at you constantly for having the audacity to want a life outside the family unit.
Unlike your feeble imaginings I think my assesment of you is probably fairly accurate.

Go back to your crappy family home, watch your low rent Sky TV and ********** over the time when you actually had a life and some freedom.


edited to add: I'd love a MKII escort BTW, especially with vinyl roof. My choice would be RS2000, Mexico or at a push a 1.6 Ghia in black.

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This is a class thread

Couple of observations :-

1) Most of hedgehogs' legal diatribe is just that...

2) This wouldn't happen in Scotland. Only in "public" carparks.

3) Just because you decide to have a family should NOT entitle you to special privilages. Its your choice, deal with the consequences.

4) However! Better that parents have nice, safe, designated spaces to avoid damage to other cars. This SHOULD be as near the door as possible so as to avoid the parents and offspring having to negotiate the rest of the car park.

5) Supermarkets should have "child free times" for those of us wo don't want to have to put up with screaming brats running everywhere out of control.


Anyway, back to the original question.

What's the worst that can happen if the fine isn't paid? Its (presumably) private land, and the fine has been imposed by a private entity.

LOL

English law sucks...
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Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
Just because you are a slave to your biological drives doesn't mean everyone else is 'geeze'.

I reckon you are some sad sack, with no life, encumbered with some little swine who take all you money in return for nothing, saddled with some ugly, baggy, saggy old wife who carps at you constantly for having the audacity to want a life outside the family unit.
Unlike your feeble imaginings I think my assesment of you is probably fairly accurate.

Go back to your crappy family home, watch your low rent Sky TV and ********** over the time when you actually had a life and some freedom.


edited to add: I'd love a MKII escort BTW, especially with vinyl roof. My choice would be RS2000, Mexico or at a push a 1.6 Ghia in black.
LOL, hit a nerve have I?

I, like most other in my position, actually enjoy family life. It shows a huge amount about you that you think that a family unit is like this.

Unahppy childhood? Unloved?

Children give so much more back than you are able to understand. They don't drain me, it's a pleasure to spend my money on them, I love them, something which you are are utterly incapable of understanding, probably due to your own environment as a kid.

My wife isn't as young as she used to be of course, but then again, neither am I. But she neither nags me nor is she saggy. We share a common interest (our children) and have interests and holidays outside of the 'family unit'. Obviously not as many as before we had kids, but, as difficult as this may be to believe for someone as pubicly challenged as yourself, we actually like to spend time as a family.

I suspect you are very young, and when 99% of your friends (that is, the people who are just able to put up with your purile ramblings because they feel sorry for you) have become 'breeders', what will you do then? Become some sad old b@stard hanging around pubs that all the young people snigger at? I remember seeing them in pubs when I was younger, they caused us great amusement, I suppose we should be grateful that you will provide some entertainment for our 'nappy fillers/snotbags' when they come of age.

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LOL, hit a nerve have I?

I, like most other in my position, actually enjoy family life. It shows a huge amount about you that you think that a family unit is like this.

Unahppy childhood? Unloved?

Children give so much more back than you are able to understand. They don't drain me, it's a pleasure to spend my money on them, I love them, something which you are are utterly incapable of understanding, probably due to your own environment as a kid.

My wife isn't as young as she used to be of course, but then again, neither am I. But she neither nags me nor is she saggy. We share a common interest (our children) and have interests and holidays outside of the 'family unit'. Obviously not as many as before we had kids, but, as difficult as this may be to believe for someone as pubicly challenged as yourself, we actually like to spend time as a family.

I suspect you are very young, and when 99% of your friends (that is, the people who are just able to put up with your purile ramblings because they feel sorry for you) have become 'breeders', what will you do then? Become some sad old b@stard hanging around pubs that all the young people snigger at? I remember seeing them in pubs when I was younger, they caused us great amusement, I suppose we should be grateful that you will provide some entertainment for our 'nappy fillers/snotbags' when they come of age.

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Thanks for feeling the need to justify yourself.

I put this to you- you 'enjoy' family life in the same way long term prisoners enjoy life inside. Your life is now effectively over, your youth has gone as has your ability to enjoy anything other than the limited pleasures of family life.

As I said earlier I'll reserve my own breeding program for when I'm an old man meanwhile I have money and freedom unencumbered by some useless, demanding noise makers.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it "geeze".
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Back on topic, can anyone justify why people who have chosen to breed deserve preferential parking spaces over the elderly or come to that the lazy/stupid/selfish?

I imagine not, it's just a sop to the fat assed parents that are perceived to use the supermarkets the most. Have you ever looked at what these people put in their trolleys? No wonder they are fat and ugly.
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Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
Back on topic, can anyone justify why people who have chosen to breed deserve preferential parking spaces over the elderly or come to that the lazy/stupid/selfish?
If I had the time or the inclination I would have a pop at justifying it just to see how much of a frenzy you can get yourself into. The fact that I actually agree with you on this matter makes it difficult to do so, however.

As for the inflammatory way in which you make your point, well that's just padding and can be disregarded, as always.
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Geezer,

Wife and I are mid to late 30 somethings. No kids through choice

(and that choice is not career or financially driven)

Its simply that, a choice.

Its not as a result of any childhood trauma, nor any other psychological issues

Thankfully, our friends are able to appreciate that we don't now need their "guidance" as to a lifestyle choice .

I'm really pleased for you that you get so much out of it - but you don't need to justify that to anyone on here, least of all some idiot with a seperate username just when he/she wants to be "confrontational"

its almost like you are trying too hard to justify your choice. I'm sure thats not the case, but its giving said idiot fuel for his fire

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pmsl at everyone arguing with one of SN's top trolls, he's deffo a class act

I cant wait till 'it' really kicks off
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pmsl at everyone arguing with one of SN's top trolls, he's deffo a class act

I cant wait till 'it' really kicks off
He'll pipe down after he gets another "warning" from webmaster.... like last time!
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Said 'idiot' is soley using this username on scoobynet now therefore your arguments are naught but dust Diablo. To the rest of my fanclub I'm happy you are along for the ride, but as you say when you are told to do something or even worse have your account hijacked and various things posted you didn't say, the deck is kind of stacked against you.


Anyway I'm still yet to see any kind of cogent argument in favour of preferential treatment for people who decided to throw their lives down the toilet by breeding.

"Think of the children"

or as I see it

"F**K the children, the little swine could do with the exercise as could their invariably overweight parents"
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Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
Back on topic, can anyone justify why people who have chosen to breed deserve preferential parking spaces over the elderly or come to that the lazy/stupid/selfish?

I imagine not, it's just a sop to the fat assed parents that are perceived to use the supermarkets the most. Have you ever looked at what these people put in their trolleys? No wonder they are fat and ugly.
Certain groups are given spaces to make it easier for them. Disabled people don't particulary want to have to struggle a long way to the store. People with families naturally have a lot more shopping to do, so it is easier for them to not have to struggle with a large load and small children, who they have to keep under control too. Before you spout your rubbish at how they should be left at home, it is not always practical, especially so for single parents.

Old people are not necessarily unfit or disabled, so they do not need spaces per se, but would qualify if they were disabled.

The best reason is because it pisses off idiots like you though

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He'll pipe down after he gets another "warning" from webmaster.... like last time!
Or a sore bottom from his mammy. It really pissed me off the way he ran off with his tail between his legs last time. Lets hope he puts up more of a fight this time round

btw I must shamefully admit I also agree with some of 'its' comments regarding kids and 'choice', in fact I'd say Diablo has just spoken for me on that point
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