30 quid fixed penalty for parking in tescos!!!
07 February 2005, 06:08 PM
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Nice to see you jumping at shadows, I can tell you in all honesty that this has been it, username wise.
Paranioa anyone?
Anyway move on ajm, minnows like you aren't worth my attention.
Paranioa anyone?
Anyway move on ajm, minnows like you aren't worth my attention.
07 February 2005, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
I think you are flattering yourself. I'm not stalking anyone, I merely reserve this account for commenting on subjects raised by people whose viewpoints mark them out as deluded morons.
Tiggs in this case fits the mould, thus the comment.
Plus I'd like to add my utter contempt for mother and baby space users, who on earth decided that just because you knocked up some bint/are some bint who got knocked up that you get preferential treatment?
I'd give them special treatment all right, make them park as far away from the exit as possible. Most of the ugly ******* I see need the exercise, obese swine, children and parents.
Tiggs in this case fits the mould, thus the comment.
Plus I'd like to add my utter contempt for mother and baby space users, who on earth decided that just because you knocked up some bint/are some bint who got knocked up that you get preferential treatment?
I'd give them special treatment all right, make them park as far away from the exit as possible. Most of the ugly ******* I see need the exercise, obese swine, children and parents.
Such a shame your parents re-produced
or were you hatched?
One other question :
Do you think your mother would be proud of the fact you consider her a fat bint ?
Oh hang on, of course it's just others, not your own
"Make them park as far from the exit as possible"..you mean near the entrance to the store ?
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07 February 2005, 06:37 PM
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My Mother is a pilates instructor so is therefore hardly the kind of obese weeble I see making their way towards the confectionery aisles in my local chav-market.
As far as my own parents reproduction plans go that's past history, or as I prefer to think of it a mistake they have been forced to live with.
I prefer to leave my parenting 'till I'm well into later life, probably by impregnating a young vassel from a disadvantaged country. I'll then have healthy young children who don't need counselling or drugs to stop them being fat/mental.
In the meantime we'll enjoy life child free, with money, time and the ability to do what we want when we please
Entrance/exit are next to each other, I clearly mean let the lazy fat *** park their vehicles as far away from both as possible. Who knows it might be the most exercise they get all week.
I am going to make a point of parking my shed in parent/child spaces from now on just to p1ss off the scoobynet breeders.
As far as my own parents reproduction plans go that's past history, or as I prefer to think of it a mistake they have been forced to live with.
I prefer to leave my parenting 'till I'm well into later life, probably by impregnating a young vassel from a disadvantaged country. I'll then have healthy young children who don't need counselling or drugs to stop them being fat/mental.
In the meantime we'll enjoy life child free, with money, time and the ability to do what we want when we please
Entrance/exit are next to each other, I clearly mean let the lazy fat *** park their vehicles as far away from both as possible. Who knows it might be the most exercise they get all week.
I am going to make a point of parking my shed in parent/child spaces from now on just to p1ss off the scoobynet breeders.
07 February 2005, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
My Mother is a pilates instructor so is therefore hardly the kind of obese weeble I see making their way towards the confectionery aisles in my local chav-market.
As far as my own parents reproduction plans go that's past history, or as I prefer to think of it a mistake they have been forced to live with.
I prefer to leave my parenting 'till I'm well into later life, probably by impregnating a young vassel from a disadvantaged country. I'll then have healthy young children who don't need counselling or drugs to stop them being fat/mental.
In the meantime we'll enjoy life child free, with money, time and the ability to do what we want when we please
Entrance/exit are next to each other, I clearly mean let the lazy fat *** park their vehicles as far away from both as possible. Who knows it might be the most exercise they get all week.
I am going to make a point of parking my shed in parent/child spaces from now on just to p1ss off the scoobynet breeders.
As far as my own parents reproduction plans go that's past history, or as I prefer to think of it a mistake they have been forced to live with.
I prefer to leave my parenting 'till I'm well into later life, probably by impregnating a young vassel from a disadvantaged country. I'll then have healthy young children who don't need counselling or drugs to stop them being fat/mental.
In the meantime we'll enjoy life child free, with money, time and the ability to do what we want when we please
Entrance/exit are next to each other, I clearly mean let the lazy fat *** park their vehicles as far away from both as possible. Who knows it might be the most exercise they get all week.
I am going to make a point of parking my shed in parent/child spaces from now on just to p1ss off the scoobynet breeders.
As for time and money to do what you want when you want, well done, I congratulate you. Hopefully your choice will stop you spawning more like yourself. As for me, beautiful partner, two charming, well adjusted, well behaved children, nice house, nice car, nice friends oh, and plenty of money to do what we all want when we want. You can have your cake (low fat, organic) and eat it
07 February 2005, 07:16 PM
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Good God! Some of you need to have better things to do in youir life than to moan so deeply about the trivial but somewhat useful allocation of different parking spaces to those other than the selfish ignorant able bodied childless. Beyond me the reaction here and it is absolutely unwarranted - get a life FFS and start ********!!!
The ding yer door offer stands even firmer after reading some of the bollox here - and remember, I have Teutonic solid lead doors
The ding yer door offer stands even firmer after reading some of the bollox here - and remember, I have Teutonic solid lead doors
07 February 2005, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
I think you are flattering yourself. I'm not stalking anyone, I merely reserve this account for commenting on subjects raised by people whose viewpoints mark them out as deluded morons.
Tiggs in this case fits the mould, thus the comment.
Plus I'd like to add my utter contempt for mother and baby space users, who on earth decided that just because you knocked up some bint/are some bint who got knocked up that you get preferential treatment?
I'd give them special treatment all right, make them park as far away from the exit as possible. Most of the ugly ******* I see need the exercise, obese swine, children and parents.
Tiggs in this case fits the mould, thus the comment.
Plus I'd like to add my utter contempt for mother and baby space users, who on earth decided that just because you knocked up some bint/are some bint who got knocked up that you get preferential treatment?
I'd give them special treatment all right, make them park as far away from the exit as possible. Most of the ugly ******* I see need the exercise, obese swine, children and parents.
07 February 2005, 08:09 PM
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ROFLMAO
[QUOTE=TORQUEamada]My Mother is a pilates instructor
Ooooo, is she now? Ok sonny, its bedtime. Find your comfort blanket because its time for the sandman to come.
Ooooo, is she now? Ok sonny, its bedtime. Find your comfort blanket because its time for the sandman to come.
07 February 2005, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Bottomfeeder
As I have already stated, your parents must be so proud of you. Or do you hide behind a 'mask' with them as you have to on here?
As for time and money to do what you want when you want, well done, I congratulate you. Hopefully your choice will stop you spawning more like yourself. As for me, beautiful partner, two charming, well adjusted, well behaved children, nice house, nice car, nice friends oh, and plenty of money to do what we all want when we want. You can have your cake (low fat, organic) and eat it
As for time and money to do what you want when you want, well done, I congratulate you. Hopefully your choice will stop you spawning more like yourself. As for me, beautiful partner, two charming, well adjusted, well behaved children, nice house, nice car, nice friends oh, and plenty of money to do what we all want when we want. You can have your cake (low fat, organic) and eat it
Try getting your *** out to a club with your 'ho at a moments notice, I'm afraid your freedom went the moment you spawned some offspring.
You are probably too old for clubs anyway, so I guess you won't miss your freedom.
07 February 2005, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
No you cannot do what you want, when you want.
Try getting your *** out to a club with your 'ho at a moments notice, I'm afraid your freedom went the moment you spawned some offspring.
You are probably too old for clubs anyway, so I guess you won't miss your freedom.
Try getting your *** out to a club with your 'ho at a moments notice, I'm afraid your freedom went the moment you spawned some offspring.
You are probably too old for clubs anyway, so I guess you won't miss your freedom.
07 February 2005, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
Nice to see you jumping at shadows, I can tell you in all honesty that this has been it, username wise.
every one of you!
All the same, I can't hide my delight that you have managed to find life after continual, failed pops at me. Perhaps we shouldn't be surprised you are in search of easier targets.
07 February 2005, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
I am averse to selected groups being singled out for priveleges based purely on their profitability.
Originally Posted by Corradoboy
I only use them for basic packaged goods and cleaning products.
Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
it's all part of the excitement of a care free childless existence.
Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
Try getting your *** out to a club with your 'ho at a moments notice, I'm afraid your freedom went the moment you spawned some offspring.
Oh and all these kids you purport to despise are going to be the ones who ensure the success of whatever investment vehicles you are using to fund your retirement popping viagra with someone 50 years your junior who's willing to **** your bank account.
Gary.
07 February 2005, 09:35 PM
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The club comments were merely one of many life experiences you breeders are missing out on. If you want to feel your life has some meaning by passing on your own genetic code that is of course your right.
Why that entitles you to to preferential treatment however leaves me at a loss. So much of a loss that I don't intend to play the game and will henceforth be utilising "parent and child" spaces as the whim takes me.
When some fat *** parent asks "why are you using that space, you aren't a parent", I'll tell them little jonny had one of his episodes in the supermarket and has been taken away by ambulance. If that fails I'll tell them he's got something fatal. Bleeding heart parents always fail for that type of crap.
Why that entitles you to to preferential treatment however leaves me at a loss. So much of a loss that I don't intend to play the game and will henceforth be utilising "parent and child" spaces as the whim takes me.
When some fat *** parent asks "why are you using that space, you aren't a parent", I'll tell them little jonny had one of his episodes in the supermarket and has been taken away by ambulance. If that fails I'll tell them he's got something fatal. Bleeding heart parents always fail for that type of crap.
07 February 2005, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by GCollier
Welcome to the concept of market forces. By offering a parent and child spot a supermarket is offering a service which means it is more likely to get my custom. By offering a car park at all they're offering a service which means they're more likely to get your custom. Given you purport not to be a retarded dullard, perhaps you can explain the difference to me...and no, owning a car and parking in a supermarket is not a basic human right: it's simply a service provided to you which you happen to now take for granted.
If product selection is so unimportant to you that you (a) go shopping alone and (b) buy basic packaged goods, then what items are you actually buying that "demand" (your words) your attention in store? Order your goods online, then you need not stress yourself about parking spaces or make other shoppers experience less pleasant with your clearly sour demenour.
The words of a man (and I use the term loosely) with a lot of growing up to do. Although you're doing the rest of society a favour by not passing on your defective genetic material and flawed upbringing to others, you're the one who's ultimately missing out on one of life's greatest experiences.
And believe me, going to clubs at a moments notice does not really make it onto the life experience scale.
Oh and all these kids you purport to despise are going to be the ones who ensure the success of whatever investment vehicles you are using to fund your retirement popping viagra with someone 50 years your junior who's willing to **** your bank account.
Gary.
If product selection is so unimportant to you that you (a) go shopping alone and (b) buy basic packaged goods, then what items are you actually buying that "demand" (your words) your attention in store? Order your goods online, then you need not stress yourself about parking spaces or make other shoppers experience less pleasant with your clearly sour demenour.
The words of a man (and I use the term loosely) with a lot of growing up to do. Although you're doing the rest of society a favour by not passing on your defective genetic material and flawed upbringing to others, you're the one who's ultimately missing out on one of life's greatest experiences.
And believe me, going to clubs at a moments notice does not really make it onto the life experience scale.
Oh and all these kids you purport to despise are going to be the ones who ensure the success of whatever investment vehicles you are using to fund your retirement popping viagra with someone 50 years your junior who's willing to **** your bank account.
Gary.
I also doubt the drug addled kids of the future will be paying for any of my indulgences. I've made my wedge already.
07 February 2005, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by ajm
Just look at him go.... he's found himself a new trolling niche in the form of parents and now he's like a baby with a new rattle. Bless.
i thought the name was TORQUEamanda i thought it was sum bird you were humping and you kicked her cat or sumthing
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07 February 2005, 09:59 PM
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i thought the name was TORQUEamanda i thought it was sum bird you were humping and you kicked her cat or sumthing
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07 February 2005, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
The club comments were merely one of many life experiences you breeders are missing out on. If you want to feel your life has some meaning by passing on your own genetic code that is of course your right.
Why that entitles you to to preferential treatment however leaves me at a loss. So much of a loss that I don't intend to play the game and will henceforth be utilising "parent and child" spaces as the whim takes me.
When some fat *** parent asks "why are you using that space, you aren't a parent", I'll tell them little jonny had one of his episodes in the supermarket and has been taken away by ambulance. If that fails I'll tell them he's got something fatal. Bleeding heart parents always fail for that type of crap.
Why that entitles you to to preferential treatment however leaves me at a loss. So much of a loss that I don't intend to play the game and will henceforth be utilising "parent and child" spaces as the whim takes me.
When some fat *** parent asks "why are you using that space, you aren't a parent", I'll tell them little jonny had one of his episodes in the supermarket and has been taken away by ambulance. If that fails I'll tell them he's got something fatal. Bleeding heart parents always fail for that type of crap.
Missing out ?!
Been there, done that, grown up, got a life.
Try some of these Life experiences
Listening to your child read their first book.
Teaching your child to swim and/or ride a bike.
Watching a meteor shower, with your children.
Visiting the British Museum in Cairo, with your children.
Watching the sun set over the pyramids with your children.
Christmas eve/morning.
Visiting the Great Barrier reef, with your children.
Their first day at school.
I could go on, but i won't all this is lost on you due to your 'life choice'
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07 February 2005, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
i thought the name was TORQUEamanda i thought it was sum bird you were humping and you kicked her cat or sumthing
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07 February 2005, 10:19 PM
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You'd think so wouldn't you, the way "she" carries on!
08 February 2005, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Bottomfeeder
Missing out ?!
Been there, done that, grown up, got a life.
Try some of these Life experiences
Listening to your child read their first book.
Teaching your child to swim and/or ride a bike.
Watching a meteor shower, with your children.
Visiting the British Museum in Cairo, with your children.
Watching the sun set over the pyramids with your children.
Christmas eve/morning.
Visiting the Great Barrier reef, with your children.
Their first day at school.
I could go on, but i won't all this is lost on you due to your 'life choice'
Been there, done that, grown up, got a life.
Try some of these Life experiences
Listening to your child read their first book.
Teaching your child to swim and/or ride a bike.
Watching a meteor shower, with your children.
Visiting the British Museum in Cairo, with your children.
Watching the sun set over the pyramids with your children.
Christmas eve/morning.
Visiting the Great Barrier reef, with your children.
Their first day at school.
I could go on, but i won't all this is lost on you due to your 'life choice'
I fail to understand how your lifestyle choice gives you the right to enhanced privileges though.
I got to watch an obese mother and brats this morning. As I sat sipping my espresso she was struggling through the doors with her pushchair and 2 revolting looking children. She gave me a dirty look as she passed as if to ask why I hadn't opened the door for her. I tell you why because the stupid cow made her bed and now she can lie in it.
From now on I'll be making my own protest against the unfair preferential treatment of people who decided to waste their lives breeding. See you in a mother and child space soon morons.
08 February 2005, 04:46 PM
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Ironic how an immature 'kid' actually hates kids LOL. Better book a good bodyshop now then! Ding dong !!!
Wonder if you hate non-smokers for their outrageous privilige of a smoke free 'lifestyle' special space in restaurants? LOL This too must be such an intrusion!
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Wonder if you hate non-smokers for their outrageous privilige of a smoke free 'lifestyle' special space in restaurants? LOL This too must be such an intrusion!
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08 February 2005, 06:12 PM
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Non-smokers aren't asking for preferential treatment, the non-smoking areas aren't in the best spots for a start.
Equal treatment is OK but a special parking space, near the entrance and extra wide (because the stupid bints/gits can't park their outsize schoolrun wagons). I refuse to allow them the exclusive use of them. Therefore I and others like me will be using them as we see fit and there isn't a damn thing you breeders can do about it.
BTW I don't 'hate kids' I just think they are useless snot ridden irrelevances. They are fine in their place ie nowhere near me, not requiring special treatment.
As an aside if I see a family sitting near me in an area I can smoke in I always light up. Annoys the hell out of them.
Equal treatment is OK but a special parking space, near the entrance and extra wide (because the stupid bints/gits can't park their outsize schoolrun wagons). I refuse to allow them the exclusive use of them. Therefore I and others like me will be using them as we see fit and there isn't a damn thing you breeders can do about it.
BTW I don't 'hate kids' I just think they are useless snot ridden irrelevances. They are fine in their place ie nowhere near me, not requiring special treatment.
As an aside if I see a family sitting near me in an area I can smoke in I always light up. Annoys the hell out of them.
08 February 2005, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
My Mother is a pilates instructor so is therefore hardly the kind of obese weeble I see making their way towards the confectionery aisles in my local chav-market.
LMAO.....pilates
"fitness" for those too dam fugly to be allowed in a proper workout class! I bet your mums an old moose!
08 February 2005, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
As an aside if I see a family sitting near me in an area I can smoke in I always light up. Annoys the hell out of them.
08 February 2005, 07:39 PM
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Ok mate after me brats have dinged yer doors I'll send 'em over to flick yer ****! I'm sure you'll self combust after that - lets hope so, for the children
Personally I'd do 'something' more immediate, Cos I can
I actually enjoy embarrasing people who park in disabled and mother and child spaces VERY GRAPHICALLY AND LOUDLY.
Anyway, this threads started cos someone got caught doing something they shouldn't.
You did wrong & got caught!
End of story - Now take it like a man, not a chav!
What next, The Police are charging me cos they caught me stealing a car. Everyone else does it!
08 February 2005, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Tiggs
LMAO.....pilates "fitness" for those too dam fugly to be allowed in a proper workout class! I bet your mums an old moose!
"fitness" for those too dam fugly to be allowed in a proper workout class! I bet your mums an old moose!
Possibly even a necrophiliac.Other contributors to the thread, please try to keep upto date, I'm the one doing the car door dinging when I park in the child and parent spaces. I use an old rustbucket for mundane crap like the supermarket.
As for loudly embarrassing me, as I've already said, next time some retard decides to chide me I'll tell them little jonny collapsed and got carted off in an ambulance. *Sad look, he was doing so much better since the illness*
Guilt trip that saps.
I've even got a "baby on board" sticker in the car to ensure me preferential treatment from the emergency services.
If that failed I'm beyond embarrasment in that way, I'd laugh in your face, follow it up by hocking a phlegm oyster at you and drive off in a cloud of pollution.
This thread and the attitude of the breeders is exactly why I'll be making a point of reclaiming the parking spaces from you.
PS if any of your kids want to buy cigarettes I can get them at an advantageous price. Is now a good time to mention the time some little hooligans outside Threshers asked me to get them a bottle of Vodka. I think one of them ended up in hospital- result!