Now that would be telling.

 

Well I think it's official. I think I've moved out of me mams and into Lisa + her mams

Sick of the fuckin bitchin and whining at mine, pretty much get left alone down here. And Lisa has t'internet

Just need my beer fridge / everything else brought down and I'm sorted

 

Just empty Lisa'a fridge of all that usless stuff init,and stock up with more usefull (Tinnie's) things.

Edited to add im just a cople away from my 2000th post.

 

Her mother kicks off about the amount of beer in there already 20 cans aint that many

Get me "proper" beer fridge down, not a problem

 

Drink them quicker

 

Like to have sufficient supplies in stock for unexpected visitors

 

Page 3 of the reasnoable excuses book

 

And the fact that I drive all day does come into it too

Can't go to work ****faced anymore

 

Talking of getting $hitfaced,i was last night,and in my drunkeness i ordered the most expensive bottle of champagne from room service

1 TOO GO

 

Hopefully it wasn't this cos at hotel prices don't expect much change from a few hundred or so
And if it's the Rose Cristal sell a kidney now!

 

I was quite suprised,with it being the hilton the most expensive was only £60.I made sure there was not a drop spilled or left.

 

Champagne for those in the know:


Got a few bottles knocking about

Anyway, morning all and goodnight.
Jjust finished work, will have a few hours kip then out on the lash in town, back to work tomorrow afternoon, ****e

 

Not as expensive as the above but still does the same job



Couldnt remember much after

 

Evening.

 

Evening Micky...

 

Evening guys,

 

Evening Martin.

 

Alreet Mick How much shandy you got tonight?

 

You got your fridge moved in yet Micky

Martin

 

Just the usuall 12

 

Not yet Martin. Really should go and fetch it down but I'm a lazy ****** Got loads of stuff to shift, telly etc. Will get round to it eventually

Only 12, Mick. You slacker

Anyone know, can I stick a floodlight thing on the front of the house? Was only thinking 150/300w halogen. Not sure if it's allowed, just after her mother's car getting broken into, my cctv camera's are going up. Wanted something with motion sensors to provide a bit of extra light at night.

 

Can't see a problem Micky,unless its a listed building.Just make sure you get 1 with a good range PIR,i have a few on my house.

 

I have mine wired up to a 2 way 2 gang switch and if you switch it off and straight back on it stays on until you switch it off.Switch off and leave for 5 seconds then switch it back on only comes on when PIR is activated.

 

It's more the fact that theres a main road/bus route on the door step so to speak. Not sure if there's any legislation against it.

Not really arsed if there is, I'll put one up anyway. Me being the highly qualified electrician (bodger) that I am.

 

you can put lighting up but save yourself some hard earned cash and fit one of these 70w lights iv got one and its realy bright , had a quick search and the ones i could find were slighty more than i payed but thats what you want ,just run it through a timer to turn off and on easy as abc and a excellent deterrant. because there cheap to run you just leave it on through the hours of darkness for mr burglar.

check the web site for ref only .(2nd one down id the kiddy )

https://sslrelay.com/www.search4alig...iew.shopscript

 

I'm going to utilise the existing light on the wall next to the back door for the switched wiring feed. Did it at me mams so I know it works ok.

Will also be putting one to cover the back garden, so maybe double switch time. I think I should be able to put one of them in Can't be that hard.

 

My 500w floodlight lights up three house's over the road approx 25yds away,you can actually get a visit from somebody about light pollution,only if someone complaines.My neighbours have never complained and mine is pir activated dusk till dawn.The woman over the road has actually told me the floodlight lights up the whole bedroom.But they also see it as a security measure for them so they know somebody is about.There should not be a problem with the main road/bus route,as i think it will not shine directly into the drivers eyes and blind them.

 

500w mick save your money the 70w jobby will do the trick and save you a packet . more money for the shandy glug glug glug hicc up !

 

I'll be directing the light so it doesn't cover to much past the cars, so shouldn't be too much of a problem then. No houses directly opposite, so hopefully no complaints to be had.

 

If it's on the ring main just remembeR there is more than 3 wires

RED TO RED
EARTH TO EARTH
BLUE TO PIECES..

And just think of the fun you have when the other half is watching some w@nky soap on tv and every five mins the light and camera go on,it's great fun.