Harry_Boy

Blimey Dave. It was demolished TWO years ago....

Your researcher is about as up to date as Blair's WMD dodgy dossier....

PS. It's Almondbury. 'Hormondbury' is a crime in our area.....

hawkthescoobslayer

looks like youre 3rd in the cue Dazza behind corrado (comes first ) dave and harry (horlicks) boy .

deffo going to bring it to a meet


paul

hawkthescoobslayer

just got the insurance through this morning only

£243 more than the scoob



and that's for the year!!!!!!!!

corradoboy

The researcher is from Barnsley and has been known to visit that Post Office place with all the Nova boys Good lad though, usually

Wednesday sounds mardy farne to me. Have to get clearance from she who must be annoyed as it's one of our joint days off (a bit like your sat/sun, but we're wierd )

What's the maximum sentence for 'Hormondburying' and does it require clothing

Dazza's-STi

Err yes but.
How much more was it to Puuuurrrrrrchase?
I guess... quite a bit...!

corradoboy

There's a proposed XMAS BIG ONE being discussed HERE with a possible date of the 18th. How would everyone feel about attending this after the karting I think it would make for a cracking pre-xmas Scooby day providing the karting is scheduled for early/mid afternoon.

Open to the floor.....

hawkthescoobslayer

it was as least scoob to the power of p

come on all you WYIOC brainiacs

hawkthescoobslayer

i think that question m'lud should be addressed to mr Stan Collymore

MadGrip

Andy (sticky) can you pm me the name or number of the Evo place you mentioned thats in Cas

cheers

Phil

Sticky Stuff

Phil YHPM

Chris, I have a sore **** and aching legs

Apple... God only knows what you're gonna do with that last statement...

Hawk, so it's like 300ish BHP plus a Steak and Kidney. Any peas with that?

hawkthescoobslayer

and a huge dollop of brown sauce to boot

Harry_Boy

Just to clarify..... He means from biking.....

hawkthescoobslayer

LMAO

MadGrip

Andy.. No PM recieved

Sticky Stuff

Y(should!!!)HPM

MadGrip

thx mate, got it now

Sticky Stuff

Cos I'm bored, and have nowt better to do, I've implemented a basic scoring system for rating the potential new venues. Each will be marked out of 10 on the following points;

Car Park - Taking into account; size - 'cos we all need to fit, quality - 'cos we don't want to be paddling in muddy puddles, and lighting - 'cos it's dark at night, and we want to ba able to see each other (or not?) and security.

Interior size - 'cos if there's a lot of us turn up we want to ensure that we're gonna fit

Interior quality - Accounting for variables like atmosphere, smokiness, rowdiness(!)

Management flexibility - Discounts, kids policy, etc.

Tottyometer - for the single guys, 'cos you never know

Accessibility - Higher points will be awarded for somewhere that has potential for a 'spirited' drive to and from, less for somewhere at the side of the M1!

So, using the above system, here are my scores for Thursday's four pubs...

The Village, Normanton
Car Park - 7/10
Interior size - 7/10
Interior quality - 4/10
Management flexibility - 0/10
Tottyometer - 6/10
Accessibility - 1/10

Trading Post, Whitwood
Car Park - 9/10
Interior size - 8/10
Interior quality - 7/10
Management flexibility - 8/10
Tottyometer - 4/10
Accessibility - 1/10

The Post Office, Haigh
Car Park - 7/10
Interior size - 4/10
Interior quality - 3/10
Management flexibility - So potentially bad, we didn't even ask!!!
Tottyometer - 8/10, but they were all with their b/f's
Accessibility - 1/10

Black Bull, Midgeley
Car Park - 4/10
Interior size - 8/10
Interior quality - 8/10
Management flexibility - 8/10
Tottyometer - 5/10
Accessibility - 5/10


All IMHO, feel free to conduct your own research and post here.

Disclaimer: As my missus often pops on SN from time to time, I would like to point out that the Tottyometer ratings were scored by er...Dave... er... Dazza.... er... Chris... Actually, it was a joint effort, er... with a view to er... *digs hole a little deeper*

blot

Hawk,

Bizarre isn't it? I only had to pay £150 extra over the Elise for full business use for the mondeo kitcar (the latest jealous insult). Sorry that I couldn't make this weekend, took kids to Blackpool Lights for littluns birthday. CHAV City. Any good back end of this week???

Harry_Boy

Did we all go to the same places mate?

As far as I was concerned, the tottyometer was into negative scoring at each venue. In fact in at least two places I reckon we'd have been better off with Hugie Green's Clapometer.....

Harry_Boy

Incidentally, are these categories for the pubs or the totty?

Sticky Stuff

Sorry, should have mentioned that I was looking at it from a bisexual point of view, as per one of yesterday's conversations

hawkthescoobslayer

no problems m8 the "beetle" should be waxed by then

hawkthescoobslayer

and by Bi-sexual i guess you mean getting sex regularly ie bi-weekly, bi-monthly or if your married like me Bi-yearly

Harry_Boy

At this point, I have to make it totally clear to EVERYONE that I DID NOT start that conversation. I merely nodded so as not to offend. Then legged it as fast as my XTR and Middleburn combo allowed....

hawkthescoobslayer

ive officially named my car now :-

it's black got 520 full blooded german horses and 560+ lbs ft torque it's name


"The Mauler"

Harry_Boy

Sounds like a retired wrestler....

hawkthescoobslayer

and there's me thinking it sounded good........... I may now have to rethink the name......... cheers harry


ding ding and in the red corner there's hawk & the mauler

and in the blue corner there's sticky & bi-sexual or should that be "yellow stick & bi sexual"


guess mine does sound better in that instance though

Sticky Stuff

Wrong on all counts. Sorry my spelling let me down again, it should have been buy-sexual, as it's the only way I get any.

As for a name for the car...

Adolf. Modern form of the Germanic name Adalwolf, which meant "noble wolf" from the Germanic elements adal meaning "noble" and wulf. Association with Adolf Hitler has lessened the use of this name. (NO ****!!!)

Richard... Means "brave power", derived from the Germanic elements ric "power, rule" and hard "brave, hardy". The Normans introduced this name to Britain. It was borne by three kings of England including Richard the Lionheart, leader of the Third Crusade in the 12th century.

'Klaus Hergersheimer' Cue anyone who's sad enough to tell me the name of a film with that character...(no Googling, HB and IMDB won't work, 'cos I've tried it )

Harry_Boy

Diamonds Are Forever
Action/Suspense movie, British,1971, United Artists
Made by Eon production Ltd. Featuring 'James Bond'
Produced by Albert R. Broccoli and Harry Saltzman
Directed by Guy Hamilton
Music by John Barry
Title song sung by Shirley Bassey
James Bond theme by Monty Norman
Original story from the novel by Ian Fleming (written in 1954)
CAST
Sean Connery as James Bond, 007
Jill St. John as Tiffany Case
Charles Gray as Ernst Blofeld
Lana Wood as Plenty O'Toole
Jimmy Dean as Willard Whyte
Norman Burton as Felix Leiter
Bernard Lee as M
Desmond Llewelyn as Q
Lois Maxwell as Miss Moneypenny
Joe Robinson as Peter Franks
Ed Bishop as Klaus Hergersheimer

Googling???? Like this????

Sticky Stuff

Cheat!

Gonna get some miles in this week and kick yo' *** next Saturday.

Next time you can fix your own feckin' puncture!