Exactly how many pints have you consumated

And are you now on the Playstation by any chance

 

20...


...NNNNEEEERRRRRRRRRR


Dave, you utter, utter, utter (D'you remember the Young Ones?)

 

Fantastic f'kin timing, BTW

FPMSL

I think you'll find that the pints have been CONSUMED, I'm the one that's CONSUMATED.

 

Not PS, CrossBOX

 

has he got an evo ??

yes hes got an Evo

(I remember young ones too)
(video scetch)

BTW, done 30 miles today ,to work & back and used a quarter of a tank

 

...and now due a service (get in there before the usual suspects )

 

If you look to the right, just in front of the handbrake, there's a stick with numbers on it. Try using 2-3-4 or 5, they do come in rather handy

 

Andy - which bl@@dy chair do you normally sit in to drive...???

 

 

armchair?

 

Dunno what you're on about!!!

 

Oh, with him saying it was an import I err... thought it was a LHD, honest. I'm not fik, if that's wot yer tryin' to say.

I have trouble telling my right from left, or is it left from right?

ykcitS

 

My diagnosis?? Too much SSENNIUG mate.....

 

With the various levels of Fnarring, double entendre's, drinking (to excess is most areas), Evo/Scoob bashing & IQ levels on display on our threads, it's a wonder we have a thriving club

Then again, maybe it's becuase of the above that we have any membership at all..?

I love you guys..

 

It's the same at the Pall Mall mate. It's just that they drive Astons there....

 

Did you use a dictionary for the spelling of that?

Hey-ho... off to court we go. Keep yer pinkies crossed for me!

(I'll explain more later, for those who don't know already)

 

No, Al, it's not the case involving the Guinness, two sheep and some KY jelly.

(that's next week)

 

Best 'o' luck mate. Baaa....

 

He got off scott free but he'll explain later.

Ella.x.

 

Totally without a Scott??? Hurrahh!!!

 

Ta, luv.


(Not you, HB, I've not told her about 'us' yet )

 

Oh dear ! He'll be celebrating this aft then This thread is sure to end up in Muppets now

Good news on the Scott

 

You mean with that cow in the car the other week at Blackpool???

Edited to add.... The reference to 'cow' is purely in the literal sense, as in a member of the bovine genus, and hence not a derogatory term for a member of the opposite sex. Opposite that is to me & Sticky.... Hope that clarifies things....

 

Yeah - Guinness being rationed again at Asda....

 

is that some sort of Super Cow?

a Cow with brains??

so i guess it's not from essex then?

 

Nah - pull da udder one....

 

r u following me..




stalllllllllllllllllkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeerr rrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

Just call me John... (Obscure reference to former Chief Constable, last seen flogging cheap house alarms....)

 

and window awnings if memory serves me right

 

So, how did you catch that zip in the scoop then....??