I think HB has the worlds only STEALTH Scooby He was telling me about a trip back from Southampton (IIRC?) where he averaged 012mph (spelling ? ) To regularly do those speeds on Mways and get away with it, he's either impervious to all current speed detection devices or he simply baffles the apprehending officer with his encyclopedic legalwaffle

Funny how he never joins us on track to show his speed prowess though, just keeps it to nice straight, wide Mways

 

No, it's quite simple, he's got an Early Warning Cow


MOOOOOOO!

 

That's no way to talk about Harry's better half sticky

She patiently sits there shouting "slow Down Slow Down" surely, not MOOOOOO!

 

They're all electronic nowadays mate....

 

[Living on borrowed time]More detection devices at Elvington than your average M'way trip. I think....[/Living on borrowed time]

 

hi guys ive just bought my first scooby a 53 sti and just found s net (top site)

im in the barnsley area and you seem to be close to me i was just wondering if i could come to your meet to see what its all about if so whats the times and dates etc my pals also got a scooby aswell maybe hell come along aswell

 

Thought that was demo'd when we went over The Strines in July mate.... You know, before I knack'd mi gearbox on your Dales run....

 

Hey Bart - welcome to the WYIOC Madhouse....

We have a meeting THIS THURSDAY at 7.30pm at the Fenay Bridge pub, Penistone Road, Huddersfield. Near Morrisons...

Bring your mate too!!

Incidentally, just ignore the Evos. They only come along to ogle....

 

[ QUOTE=Harry_Boy]Hey Bart - welcome to the WYIOC Madhouse....

We have a meeting THIS THURSDAY at 7.30pm at the Fenay Bridge pub, Penistone Road, Huddersfield. Near Morrisons...

Bring your mate too!!

Incidentally, just ignore the Evos. They only come along to ogle....[/QUOTE]

cheers harry will do how many turn up to theese meetings incliding evos

 

IIRC our record was 24, but usually about a dozen.

CLICKY so you know what to expect

Always welcome new faces

 

And cars...

 

bart. What part of Barnsley are you from? We usually have a little convoy over to Huddersfield from Wakey, if you're wanting to join that then let me know and we could possibly meet somewhere local (Ryhill / Havercroft / Royston)

 

some nice cars there really like the red ferrari and also the race graphics it will be nice to see one close up as im thinking of having those done. will anyone set off from round the barnsley area to go to the meet on thursday ? hi stickyim from m bretton royston would prob be the close to me let me know where to meet and ill ride down to waki with you

 

If you're coming from Monk B then probably easiest to meet at Wooley Edge services (North) about 6:45 should do. (Bit of a way out for me, but I'll make the effort. It'll give you a chance to see how sane I really am before the rest start pulling me down)

Let me know.

 

Exciting? Our meets? Never seen those linked pictures before! More like...

Chris explains the intricate working of the 'Inboard Flange mounting on a 1964 Vauxhall Viva HA' to an excitable Fenay Bridge meet in 'The Snug'..(not pictured) (note: The fire extinguisher is at the ready in case Dazza's Polyester shirt bursts into flames from any excitable arm waving..) (Dazza took the picture and is obviosuly improving as you can see the people's outline)



Sticky gets ready to shows us his new Evo IX's 0-25 performance (centre).. He sadly couldn't do the 0-60 as the meet is only on for 4 Hrs.. and we don't meet on a steep hill..



And finally.. Martyn turns up in his new Mota..



Oh yes.. you're in for a treat..

 

Don't believe any of it Bart.... Except for the general cleanliness of Martyn's cars...

 

martyns car looks rather nice thinking of getting one for the wife !!!!!!!!!

 

when do i turn from a newbie to a reg guys?

 

That's not really Martyn's Bart.... He's got a faster one.... And it's Japanese....

You'll turn into a regular on the stroke of midnight, following anointment by our esteemed Chairman Al....

 

Your Al might be busy then if Bart bring's his mate and I'm coming along too for the first time, And No we are'nt related before you ask !

Simpson

 

Does anyone think Al's gonna have sobered up enough to drive by Thursday, given his last post?

Would have loved to have seen the reactions on the salesmens faces when he asked to audition 'THAT' cd in the new multi-million squid Hi-Fi...

 

\Lord Flasheart mode on\

Flash (to Baldrick):

"Thanks, bridesmaid! Like the beard! Gives me something to hang on to!"

\Lord Flasheart mode off\

 

The only thing left after the Police, Fireservice and Heath & safety Executive stopped us doing the proper initiation ceremony is the anointment.

As I'm getting on and have to be in bed nice & early, we've bought this forward to 9:30.

After you've wiped your tears away, it is finalised by the swapping of the £10 note of the realm to our club Treasurer (Harry_Boy) and the filling in of the ancient Membership form which can be handed in to the ancient club membership secretary Sticky.. whereafter he will either send you, or you can pick it up on the next meet, a nicely printed membership card that can be used at the FB to get 10% off all things eaten & drunk..

It can also be used at various establishments which are on the members area of the forum and looked after by the Webamaster that is Madgrip. This also contains advanced notice of special events.. etc..

All in all, the most value you can get for £10 this side of Spearmint Rhino.. Not that I know of course. Apple told me.. honest.

Anyway, you'll save the £10 alone in about 4 visits to 'The Bridge', never mind the other discounts (like off your Sticky Stuff graphics )

 

Sticky.. I'm still smarting after that hillarious 'Old man at C&A' gaff you made...

1-1 I think

 

Al, don't let on to anyone, 'cos we wouldn't want to break any habits, but that little pic posting session had me in stitches.

Shh.

PS, you need to own up to some other stuff, the 5ive thing's wearing a little thin.

 

Open up mate, let it all out. Don't let the petty, childish and downright hurtfull things that are posted here get you down... we'll only take the pi$$ a little..

BTW.. I let slip another Artiste, of a somewhat dubious boy band past, to Dave & Chris. Said artiste's CD (owned by my good lady) graced my new multi squillion £ HIFI the other night and sounded alright!

Disclaimer: This is a 'technical alright' when talking about soundstage and accoustic accuracy; Not about R****'s ability to make me wave a lighter and go all weak and cry.. OK?

 

Al, you've got a pretender to your crown...



But just so we don't forget the king...

 

Oi! Who stirred your cage?

Anyway, that T-shirt say's 'England' on the front., and is obviously too cool to be from C&A..

But Gary's strides?

Nothing on Next.. Burtons..?



A prize to the first person to find an online match to Gary's T-Shirt.. (and keeps the crap off me!)

 

Can't find a match, but I can make one...

 

Text message reads....


Hello Chav!