I'll rent out the gate house mate to some swedish students and then set up my own film company if you know what I mean......become the Stortford Hugh Hefnor

 

Can't go oop north mate, you all speak a different language innit!

 

Haven't you heard Andy, there's a price crash coming!!!! At least with new cars you know your always gonna get a spanking

F

 

I'd say more like stabilization not a crash....and as for cars I'm not buying new for a while

 

you`ll need a couple of lodgers to pay the feckin mortgage mate still they`ll have an en-suite each hey!!!

 

what you need now birdy is a nice set of Red Mud flaps for the WR1 - look class. Would suit the mullet!!!

O'Hara is now into his 'friendly man with beard' brit classics and kit cars - Impreza's are far too 'Ghastly' for his kind!

pussayyyyyyy!

 

Yeah, I like to have a puff on my pipe whilst driving nowadays...so a sccob is no good for me plus I like a nice walnut dash with a wooden steering wheel, you know a car with wooden brakes and vague steering.....like a Caterham Superlight R......which is sitting in my garage and is up for sale....

 

No black Prodrive one`s for me red is pushing it too far

 

wot a feckin pooof. Blue rinse OLD style soft lads car. Bottled out of a mans 'Bishi, sighting "mechanical feel" bollox as the reason he prefered the hairdressers pillow munching felching chariot. Still he can always sell it to O'hara in a years time to use on his frequent "Cruising" trips to Brighton when his missus kicks his **** out for only being able to furnish the new gaff with Beanbags and not Timberland ******* at that

 

I cant disagree with any of that really Steve as much as I`d like too
One day you may understand my "mechanical feel" bull**** but only when you are truly gifted as I and have can use the force.
The force is also strong with O`Hara but grows weaker by the mortgage payment!!!!!

 

I think your on drugs

 

The effect has now surpassed!!!

 

Have you passed it on to the Richard Fairbrass Impersonator

 

He is surely deeply feckin dippy!!!!

 

Deeply Potless

 

Bucks Fizz,

Has that picnic table fallen off the back of that plastic kit car of yours yet

 

Do Noble's take roundabouts any better than WR1's ... don't want another 10k bill when I pick up the 3R!!!

 

POWER IS NOTHING WITHOUT CONTROL!!!
You are clearly a ****** driver and if you have had a minor scenery excursion in your WR1 then a Noble will definatley be OFF your shopping list!!

 

Not yet mate, but I was thinking of taking it off anyway and donating to your new garden so that we have somewhere to eat alfresco when we come round to yours for a "Tesco's Value" laden Barbeque next summer

 

heavy

 

But honest mate just trying to help

 

D'ya waana buy mine????
Never knowingly raced or rallyed , ......Honest
Titanium 3R, Anthracite split rims, track day sump, aircon......make me an offer

 

i gather gangsta has mashed his car up.......... you weren't trying to keep up with me were you m8

seriously tho are you all right whats happend to the car???

and TO BUCKS FIZZ how the **** with a username like that can you CALL ANYONE ELSE A POOOF talk about pot calling the kettle black


hawk

 

ROFLMFAO
classic the pimped gangsta wagon ohhhh dear lord someone help me



my sides my sides

edited add this now makes now ******* sense as aaron has deleted his post grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

gangsta how r u m8???

 

HUH WTF where did your post go aaron?????

 

I don't know about tesco value mate, how about a bring your own bbq, not just food but your bbq as well cos I 'll have nothing to cook the bangers on anyway...sold the gas barbie to help pay for the house

 

Andy

doubt Arron goes near his barbie, with all that hair spray on his mullet the big poof would go poof! You getting a butler for your new house as with a short back & sides i am sure he would fit the bill a treat

 

The B@stard went on me whilst taking a roundabout I go through every bl00dy day. Hit a curb at 30mph ... no bodywork damage but the passenger side front wheel was a mess. Really annoying as that roundabout is 'my' roundabout - just prooves how the road changes from day to day!

But obviousely it happened because I'm a w@nker driver!

 

What's it going to do to your insurance, i remember you telling me that it was a tad high to start with?

How much damage did you do?

Chris

 

well the police report said that I hit a substance on the road so it shouldn't go up too much - I reakon it will probably double.

Car body wasn't touched - just front and back passenger side ... wheels, suspension, axles and some other little bits and pieces. All the expensive stuff basically!!