or at least until I've had my turn and Al's after me

 

Mr Apple.

I referred you to a clause in the club's constitution and you still proclaim to be ahead of me..?

Stone, Paper, scissors?

 

Current weather prediction for next Thursday (so in actual fact means nothing at all!!)

Bright or sunny spells

Precipitation Prob=20%

Max 16C (61f) Min 10C (50f)
South-East wind at

4 - 8mph (Force 2 to 3)

 

Mr. C,

As leader of this prestigous group, we should bow and scrape to your every whim, but knowing that you like to lead from the rear and you don't want to be in charge of a group of yes-men (and women) cronies, brown-nosers and the like, etc., it was felt that you should only take your rightful place and allow the rest to go in front.

Plus, you've already had one go and it would be greedy, nay downright selfish (me, me, me) to want to pull rank and go first a second time.

Yours obediently,

Mr. Apple

gotta get the smilies in or he'll think I'm meaning it

PS no getting there at 6-30pm for a pre-run before the rest of us turn up

 

Yes, quite right too.

Ooh yes

Yes I do. It makes life a lot easier..!

When did this mutinous meeting take place? Do you have the minutes?

Technically, Ian's thrapper is not a CS. Therefore I have have not had a go..

Absolutely, they don't call me 'Greedy Al' at work for nothing!

That's what I like. A little respect..

I think you'll find I do have a sense of humour..

Ian, what time are you turning up?

 

/below the belt mode on/

They're in the same folder as the constitution...

/below the belt mode off/

Synchronise watches (click) - Al you can't set your 30 mins early for next Thursday

 

Not trying to spark anymore "Post Wars" ;-) but I'll try and get there as soon as I can - should be no later than 7 but earlier if possible....

Best we check-in on the day for final arrangements me thinks!

 

On a serious note, one of you local boys needs to come with an idea of some nearby fast, wide roads since blasting up and down the road will soon get us the wrong kind of attention.

When I say this Thrapper is loud I mean it's LOUD!!

 

Ian, you got the CS now?

You going to Buckles on the 4th

 

Yup - Eddie Thrapper has landed Currently having lots of fun with Tunnels - as long as the weather permits...

I'm away 2nd Oct to 24th Oct so will have to miss the next Buckles but last we went no-one except us were there?!?

 

Ian,

I know what you mean about loud from the bog standard 360 near me Scream seems to be normal rising to deafening

Is there anyway out along the Penistone way (turning right out of the FB)? I know it opens up further on but it's how far you have to go before you get out of the built up areas - HB should have more info...

Andy

 

Yes, but only if I can have the first go.....

 

no comment (steward person who works behind a bar etc )

and then...

just wait for the scything comment from the women's committee - "it's only a car!"

 

Automotive ****....
As desirable in its own way as an Alessi kettle...

 

So you're just awaiting your turn to be sucked in, have your head bent, your body pushed in directions you didn't know existed and then be spat out with a grin on your face...

Oh, we're talking about cars - sorry

WYIOC standard thread here we come...

PS didn't know Jean Alesi was making a range of kettles - next it'll be aftershave etc

 

Been reading Jilly Cooper & Jackie Collins on holiday again Andy??

Such a heathen...

 

Once started reading Hollywood Wives yonks ago but no pictures so got bored

 

Already had the comedy line from the mother - "what's with the funny stripe down the middle - spoils it a bit, can't you take it off?", "No Mum - it's painted in, not stuck on", "Oh...........that's a shame - nevermind" - D'oh!

 

Women

'Can't live with them, can't kill them'

Name that film?

 

Question too tough? Anyone here?

Surreptitious BTT..

 

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves?

 

Bambi?

 

Al,

"Together" directed by Lukas Moodysson in 2000?

Bit obscure that one - a cult film?

 

Apart from Sticky's attempts (funny, but no cigar...) it appears that Google has failed you..

'True Lies' with Arnold Swarzzenegger.. Said by his mate .. Quality line I thought..

 

Bu@@er....... Too late as usual... I knew that...

 

and almost (guess where it was nicked from...)

Memorable Quotes from
Shining, The (1980)

Lloyd : Women. Can't live with them, can't live without them.
Jack Torrance : Words of wisdom, Lloyd, my man. Words of wisdom.

via imdb

 

A veritable database of fascinating post prandial factualities.....

 

Lifted from a little earlier

 

Gentlemen, you are way too late. No point saying you knew it all the time, after the fact.. dear 'o' dear..

Sir, that is what I call, a quote

 

He's doin' it again, he's doin' it again






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