135 Things needed to be the perfect man!
11 July 2004, 12:09 AM
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Reminds me of that old email.......
A GIRLS PRAYER
Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's *****'s thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to **** my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the ******** you sent me instead.
Amen.
A BOYS PRAYER
Lord,
I pray for a girl with nice ****.
Amen.
A GIRLS PRAYER
Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's *****'s thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to **** my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the ******** you sent me instead.
Amen.
A BOYS PRAYER
Lord,
I pray for a girl with nice ****.
Amen.
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