Yes, but if he's hung like a chipmonk he's no chance. Anyway, don't be harsh on yourself. I'm sure your legs aren't that bad

 

A typical Englishman wearing his kilt

 

That analogy doesn't apply to me, because if I was a bloke [which I'm not btw] I wouldn't wear a tartan skirt!!

 

So would you rather wear the trousers, like ol sticky Viccy above?

 

PMSL

 

Too right

 

English women love men in kilts too, don't let them tell you different.

The issue is, that Scots men can wear a kilt and look good in it, but mind you, the english have their Morris dancers costumes.

 

The Kilt is indeed a magnificent garment - Invented in England in 1207 by the Duke of Preston (real name Robert Kiltnacnut).

Not a lot of people know this little known FACT - so please be sure to tell everyone you know.

ps To get this thread back on track I pulled into the drive last night to be confronted by a monster Flower of Scotland - I'm sure it sprung up because we've had a week of sunshine - not sure How tall it is but I'll measure it just before I attemp to cut the thing down tonight - Or should I spare it's life - might just let it live as long as England are in Euro 2004 - that way it'll be the only Scot wanting England to Win

 

If you cut em down, 10 spring up in its place

 

BTW, I thought it was the Englishman, Thomas Rawlinson, that invented the kilt around 1727. Shows what I know.

Kilt-na-****, nice one

 

Maybe I'll just dress it up Like A Morris Dancer then .

 

He was known as Robert the ****