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Old 14 June 2004, 01:02 PM
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Old 14 June 2004, 01:03 PM
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It's only a game (usaully said after losing)
Old 14 June 2004, 01:04 PM
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Why do the <Insert Nationality> hate us
Old 14 June 2004, 01:05 PM
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Old 14 June 2004, 01:15 PM
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The government make me laugh, if I was them I'd <insert bollox random suggestion here>
Old 14 June 2004, 01:16 PM
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Scoob is to Aston what XR3i is to Scoob......
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what ECU or exhaust can I buy to make my sport FASTER! LOL
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Top Gear;

Scoob gets beat by Evo - Take results of top gear tests with a pinch of salt

Evo gets beat by Scoob - The Scoob is the best, Top gear tests are entirely accurate.
Old 29 June 2004, 03:43 PM
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Old 29 June 2004, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by davyboy
Top Gear;

Scoob gets beat by Evo - Take results of top gear tests with a pinch of salt

Evo gets beat by Scoob - The Scoob is the best, Top gear tests are entirely accurate.

Bloody right to!!!!
Old 29 June 2004, 03:55 PM
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Recent addition!!!

Football and hooliganism aren't intrinsically linked and it's OK as other countries have the same problems with their football fans so that makes it OK and anyway they're not real fans, they are all members of Combat 18 and actually there's only 3 of them that cause any trouble and they are egged on by the police who start it every time
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even more recent addition:

wtf is wrong with the english? why can't they watch a game of football without causing the destruction of three quarters of the known universe. yeah, it really was that bad - i read about it in the daily mail. no other countries are like this. particularly not the scottish. why are the english so arrogant in any case? why do they monpolise all broadcast media in all civilised countries with their opinioned, biased outpourings. why can't they forget about 1966? why are they so f*cking cr*p?

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Originally Posted by ProperCharlie
even more recent addition:

wtf is wrong with the english? why can't they watch a game of football without causing the destruction of three quarters of the known universe. yeah, it really was that bad - i read about it in the daily mail. no other countries are like this. particularly not the scottish. why are the english so arrogant in any case? why do they monpolise all broadcast media in all civilised countries with their opinioned, biased outpourings. why can't they forget about 1966? why are they so f*cking cr*p?


Say what you think ok??? ;-)
Old 29 June 2004, 04:39 PM
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Also PC.

I feel ashamed at the actions of my fellow scots....

I feel ashamed at the actions of the england fans...

(also said with fingers crossed winking at monitor)
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1,432. Cheating Swiss [Insert expletive] I'm gonna cut off his [Insert Body Part].
Old 29 June 2004, 05:22 PM
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Was it you:

Was it you in the <insert any type of car here> driving on <insert any road here> driving like a complete <insert insult here> I followed you for <insert distance here> and you did <insert bad things IYO here>
Old 30 June 2004, 12:59 AM
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5674 bttt

5675 top

5676 up up up

5677 boing

etc
etc
Old 30 June 2004, 08:47 AM
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ttt
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Old 30 June 2004, 08:49 AM
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I was in my WR1 and I raced a 996TT - he pi55ed on me, which can't be right 'cos I've got the fastest car on the road (that's what my Subaru dealer told me as well) - do you think it was because of heatsoak?
Old 30 June 2004, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by CraigH
I was in my WR1 and I raced a 996TT - he pi55ed on me, which can't be right 'cos I've got the fastest car on the road (that's what my Subaru dealer told me as well) - do you think it was because of heatsoak?

Your problem may be accredited to this, or it could simply be that the WR1 doesn't quite do what Prodrive claim.....that can't be right??? For 30'000 smackers it bloody well should!!

I hope.
Old 30 June 2004, 09:11 AM
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Woulda been different if Mike Woods were driving......
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Or his brother, Mike Wood
Old 30 June 2004, 09:23 AM
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him too
Old 30 June 2004, 11:16 AM
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109867 is this still going
109868 up up up!
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oh and
109869 this is a good thread!

but this is a good thread!
Old 30 June 2004, 11:21 AM
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don't you just hate it when parents call both their kids Mike?

ffs - that's just not fair. it's not like there's only one name in the world, is it?

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20. What mpg do you get

21. Does having the air con on reduce mpg?
Old 30 June 2004, 11:46 AM
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22. Group buy anyone
Old 30 June 2004, 11:50 AM
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10023. aircon only uses as much petrol as the extra drag created by having your window open. at a driving speed of 41 mph. really. it does. honestly. yes, i worked it out myself.

10024. according to my research, optimax gives me 0.31 extra mpg as compared to regular SUL. assuming typical driving. with a very heavy right foot. know what i mean? really. it does. honestly. yes, i worked it out myself.


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