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20 May 2004, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by i love scooby snacks
Possible sale of.............
look if sumbody wants a car and has the cash there and then, there not gonna wait for you to make up your mind, they want to spend that money right now, now, now!
20 May 2004, 03:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Brit_in_Japan
What's the loudest exhaust ?
Where are you in Japan? Im in Tokyo
Back to pet hates...............
Stooooopid questions about mobile phones...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
20 May 2004, 08:21 AM
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Addressing a "was it you" post to somebody in a Ford Focus on the M6 duringr ush hour .. get real as if that 1 person in the 58 million that own them is gonna read this bbs 
20 May 2004, 08:27 AM
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"I have an STi 36"
"No you don't, it's officially an STi 47, although in some markets it's an STi Type Gazebo"
OR
Person A "You should have bought an import"
Person B "but I don't want an import"
Person A "but they're cheaper/faster/better/make you coffee while you're driving and do your ironing"
Person B "but there's no warranty"
usually followed 3 weeks later by
Person B "I've fitted quad turbos, nitrous and run on nitro-methane, will it affect my warranty?"
"No you don't, it's officially an STi 47, although in some markets it's an STi Type Gazebo"
OR
Person A "You should have bought an import"
Person B "but I don't want an import"
Person A "but they're cheaper/faster/better/make you coffee while you're driving and do your ironing"
Person B "but there's no warranty"
usually followed 3 weeks later by
Person B "I've fitted quad turbos, nitrous and run on nitro-methane, will it affect my warranty?"
20 May 2004, 08:50 AM
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Was it you - driving a WRX in [insert glamorous location here]
OK, do you really think that they are going to be using the BBS or did you just want to say "hey look at me, I'm considerably better than you!"
OK, do you really think that they are going to be using the BBS or did you just want to say "hey look at me, I'm considerably better than you!"
20 May 2004, 09:02 AM
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POST - Need help investing £30k
TRANSLATION - I have got more money than you. I know exactly what I am going to do with the money, but hey, lets see what you poor kids would do with it.
TRANSLATION - I have got more money than you. I know exactly what I am going to do with the money, but hey, lets see what you poor kids would do with it.
20 May 2004, 09:07 AM
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Got stopped for doing 167 over a zebra crossing outside a school, what will I get?
How much for a cambelt change?
Why did the police stop me for an illegally sized and spaced numberplate?
How much for a cambelt change?
Why did the police stop me for an illegally sized and spaced numberplate?
20 May 2004, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by davyboy
POST - Need help investing £30k
TRANSLATION - I have got more money than you. I know exactly what I am going to do with the money, but hey, lets see what you poor kids would do with it.
TRANSLATION - I have got more money than you. I know exactly what I am going to do with the money, but hey, lets see what you poor kids would do with it.
And no, i haven't got a picture!
20 May 2004, 09:48 AM
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scooby owner A "i stuck on the **** of a mclaren f1 like **** to a blanket"
scooby owners B-Z "well done man, bet you had to back off on the twisties, i destroyed a hyabusa etc etc "
clio 172 owner A "i stuck on the **** of a wrx like **** to a blanket"
scooby owners A-Z "no way man, must have been a sport, no chance, your talking BS etc etc"
scooby owners B-Z "well done man, bet you had to back off on the twisties, i destroyed a hyabusa etc etc "
clio 172 owner A "i stuck on the **** of a wrx like **** to a blanket"
scooby owners A-Z "no way man, must have been a sport, no chance, your talking BS etc etc"
20 May 2004, 09:52 AM
#111
Originally Posted by camk
I always like the . I've just taken delivery of my
a> Holden
b> Ferarri
c> Porsche
d> Apache Attack Helicopter
Answer:- Yes very nice that will also be my next set of wheels(or rotors)
a> Holden
b> Ferarri
c> Porsche
d> Apache Attack Helicopter
Answer:- Yes very nice that will also be my next set of wheels(or rotors)
How true!
20 May 2004, 10:39 AM
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POST - You're all a bunch af geeks with no life, I have loads of houses, loads of money and give loads of free advice/insults.
TRANSLATION - I am very insecure, I have no life, no friends and get a kick out of using my Mr Nasty internet persona......
TRANSLATION - I am very insecure, I have no life, no friends and get a kick out of using my Mr Nasty internet persona......
