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16 June 2000, 09:10 AM
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Mike
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>I was meaning when the Scoobies crash.... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Errmm He's still driving for that American company!!! Yeah I know about Greece
Richard
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>I was meaning when the Scoobies crash.... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Errmm He's still driving for that American company!!! Yeah I know about Greece
Richard
17 June 2000, 10:34 PM
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Okay.....
Two contract animal smugglers - a bloke and a woman - at the airport with two animals cunningly hidden in their luggage. Unfortunately, security are going over all hand baggage with a fine tooth comb. The two animals in question are a python and a skunk....
Bloke : change of plan babe, we're gonna have to hide the animals about our person.
Woman : like where ?
Bloke : well, I'll stuff the python down my trousers. People will just think I've got a big c*ck.
Woman : what about the skunk ?
Bloke : you've got a nice voluminous skirt on, hold the skunk up between your legs and no one will be any the wiser !
Woman : yeah, but what about the smell ?
Bloke : well if the skunk dies the skunk dies !
I thank you.
Two contract animal smugglers - a bloke and a woman - at the airport with two animals cunningly hidden in their luggage. Unfortunately, security are going over all hand baggage with a fine tooth comb. The two animals in question are a python and a skunk....
Bloke : change of plan babe, we're gonna have to hide the animals about our person.
Woman : like where ?
Bloke : well, I'll stuff the python down my trousers. People will just think I've got a big c*ck.
Woman : what about the skunk ?
Bloke : you've got a nice voluminous skirt on, hold the skunk up between your legs and no one will be any the wiser !
Woman : yeah, but what about the smell ?
Bloke : well if the skunk dies the skunk dies !
I thank you.
19 June 2000, 05:21 PM
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It's been a while since I've had the displeasure of encountering such a patronising git as MPH.
The last time was in a small country pub. With luck it could have been MPH.
The guy in question remarked to a thick set labourer (Who happenend to be a particularly affable chap).
"your problem is that you don't have a very good grasp of the English language."
The retort of "Grasp this." indicated that the labourer in question did indeed have a good handle on demonstrative pronouns at least. (Especially as the fist was becoming increasingly close to the Git throughout.)
The fracas that ensued was terribly one sided, and resulted in wide spread superficial bruising of the Git.
Violence, it's particularly vulgar, and some might say it's employed only by intellectually inferior people who feel embarrased or cornered, but it's a great way of shutting someone up.
I have an IQ of 68. Do I win five pounds?
The last time was in a small country pub. With luck it could have been MPH.
The guy in question remarked to a thick set labourer (Who happenend to be a particularly affable chap).
"your problem is that you don't have a very good grasp of the English language."
The retort of "Grasp this." indicated that the labourer in question did indeed have a good handle on demonstrative pronouns at least. (Especially as the fist was becoming increasingly close to the Git throughout.)
The fracas that ensued was terribly one sided, and resulted in wide spread superficial bruising of the Git.
Violence, it's particularly vulgar, and some might say it's employed only by intellectually inferior people who feel embarrased or cornered, but it's a great way of shutting someone up.
I have an IQ of 68. Do I win five pounds?
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