Thanks Neighbour Part 3
Mar 7, 2004 | 10:31 PM
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From: A galaxy far far away.
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From: cheshire
yeah but what keeps cats under control, they then become the 'pest'...
Mar 7, 2004 | 10:32 PM
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From: Sodding Chipbury
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No, that's called keeping your own surroundings as you intend.
You missed the irony Spoon
Mar 7, 2004 | 10:34 PM
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From: cheshire
btw best way to get rid of cats in your own garden is to get you own... I have a BIG tom, and little kitten!
Mar 7, 2004 | 10:35 PM
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From: Sodding Chipbury
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No Moosey, you did!
Bugger, did I?
Mar 7, 2004 | 10:37 PM
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From: The hell where youth and laughter go
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yeah but what keeps cats under control, they then become the 'pest'...
No owner = stray
Therfore, off to the cat's home RSPCA or wherever strays end up these day.
Obviously you can help things along by snaring the blighter and phoning them saying some sick sod has trapped a cat in your now dead nieghbours garden
Mar 7, 2004 | 10:37 PM
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From: Sodding Chipbury
Poor Guy - good job for your sake you don't live near me.
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From: A galaxy far far away.
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btw best way to get rid of cats in your own garden is to get you own... I have a BIG tom, and little kitten!
Yeh, it's far better sticking your hand in your own cats shít than somebody else's cats shít.
Also it's easier to feed them the fish straight from the bag you bought them in rather than putting them in the pond first.
Mar 7, 2004 | 10:38 PM
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From: Sodding Chipbury
Simple - you shoot my cat, I shoot you.
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From: Talk to the hand....
Evening. Business as usual then....
UB
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Bugger, did I?
Well I never felt a thing.
Mar 7, 2004 | 10:40 PM
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From: A galaxy far far away.
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Simple - you shoot my cat, I shoot you.
cool
UB you crack me up
Mar 7, 2004 | 10:41 PM
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From: cheshire
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Simple - you shoot my cat, I shoot you.
well said..
some people just overreact, it's only a little turd etc.....
Mar 7, 2004 | 10:42 PM
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well said..
it's only a little turd etc.....
That's one name for a cat, granted.
Mar 7, 2004 | 10:43 PM
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From: Sodding Chipbury
I'm glad my neighbours haven't got any fish. My cat, turdella, brings all her kills into the house.
Wouldn't want some slimey fish thing on my carpet.
Mar 7, 2004 | 10:47 PM
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From: A galaxy far far away.
im glad you dont live near me, for your sake................................... ahhh bollocks im going to bed
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I blame the fish owners.....
If I find a fish on my carpet I'll shoot it
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Mar 7, 2004 | 10:50 PM
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I'm glad my neighbours haven't got any fish. My cat, turdella, brings all her kills into the house.
Wouldn't want some slimey fish thing on my carpet.
What a cracking name!!
Shame your neighbours didn't have shake n vac bottles really.
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I've got a spare carpet. You shoot my cat, the carpet goes in with the fish.
Mar 7, 2004 | 10:52 PM
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Cut out the middle man and just shoot the carpet!
Mar 7, 2004 | 10:54 PM
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From: Cas Vegas
Anyone who wants to fish on my carpet, using cats as bait.... er... shoot.
Mar 7, 2004 | 10:55 PM
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are Muppets indigenous to NSR or have you all been negligently released?
Mar 7, 2004 | 10:57 PM
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From: The hell where youth and laughter go
We Crept out...
Red_dogs drunk and she's making a scene...I'm not going back 'til she's sober
Mar 7, 2004 | 10:57 PM
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From: Talk to the hand....
They occasionally migrate. This is one such instance.
UB
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From: Cas Vegas
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note to PC lot: all in jest
