Dr easo

Having studied the scene of the accident I have come to several conclusions all of which I think are valid:-

1. Its clear you exceeded your wildly inflated driving ability

2. The weight distribution of the car was detrimental to its balance. All the weight seemed to be centred on the drivers seat area; this resulted in the unloading of the offside front wheel allowing the car to slide wide into the post.

3. You are fat

4. The lack of doors affected the chassis rigidity allowing the body to flex and causing the car to become unstable.

5. The roundabout exceeded 1.5m in diameter causing you to panic at the wheel and drive like a girl.

6. The mars bar on the dash slid to one side whilst you were cornering, thus causing you to let go of the steering wheel to chase it.

7. The forward propulsion caused by you body mass on the approaching road overcame the fiction on the brake pads, thus causing you to leave the road.

8. Your dog genes overcame your human side and you tried to use the post as a urinal

9. Your hands may have become trapped under your waist whilst checking your little fellow…this would have not given you the time to reach back round your stomach to regain control of the wheel before you arrived at the roundabout.

10. If you had been driving a proper car with gears, such as an evo, then you would not be visiting sad web sites like this one for comfort……......

OVERALL CONCLUSION:-
you are fat and you cannot drive!!!

I hope this proves helpfull to you

DR EASO......

fatgarykeys

Just to let you all know, I've phone the garage and they say £5000 to fix it, they have sent the estimate off to my insurers.
I only paid £6000 so surely they will write it off.

This seems a really high price the damage wasnt that bad, i think £2000 would see it put back to normal.

EddScott

Its an awful feeling when you crash any car.

I didn't crash my Impreza but I bought the car, drove off the drive, got to the junction 50 yards away and felt a bit too low in the seat, didn't realise you could adjust the seat height and put my skinny elbow on the armrest of the door and promptly cracked it. Think it was cracked before tho and I made it worse.

Since then in 3 months ownership I've clubbed the LHS wing mirror twice getting it out the garage and while showing my nephew how to use the stereo remote I reversed into a pole fortunately and very low speed so a healthy tug on the bumper sorted it out apart from a couple of scratches.

And you lot are saying fatgarykeys can't drive!

Old_Hebbo

Ha Ha you fat U, and you canot drive why dont you get a proper car like a Ibiza?

Old_Hebbo

You never see any scoobys going past Ibiza's do you

Old_Hebbo

My little Ibiza is one bad invisable door taking of ***** f*cka sha'mone