big hairy clam

 

Charlie- I shan't believe a word, I'm sure I'll have crossed you at some point in my past though.

 

I tend to refer to the old "Back and Front" (Rhyming Slang) as the

"Hatchet Wound"

Listy

 

Abyss, The
Afro clam
Almeja
Axe wound
Bacon strip
Badly wrapped kebab
Bajingo
Bald man in a boat
BAP (Bad *** *****)
Bologna curtains
Baloney sandwich
Bearded clam
Bearded taco
Beaver
Beaver Cleaver
Beef curtain
Beef jacket
Bermuda triangle
Biff
Biffen
Birdy
Bizzle
Black cat with its throat cut
Black hole Of Cal****a
Blood tap
Bone hone
Bone yard
Bottomless pit
Box
Breakfast of champions
Bunny
Bush
Cake
Camel hoof
Camel toe
Camp coochie
Catfish
Cathedral
Cathouse
Cauliflower
Cave
Cha-cha
Chia pet
Chocha
Choochi snorcher
Chopped ham
Chuff
Chumino
Clam
Clamato fountain
Clamburger
Clodge
Clown's pocket
**** garage
**** holster
**** milk
**** pit
**** pocket
**** sheath
**** socket
**** tub
Cockwash
Cod canal
Concha
Conill
Cooch
Coochie
Cookie
Coon
Coonie
Coont
Cootch
Cooter
Cradle of filth
Creamery, The
Crotch cobbler
Crotch mackerel
Crotch taco
*** bucket
*** canal
*** catcher
*** dumpster
*** target
Cunny
****
****i
Dank diner
Delta of Venus
Dick depot
Dick dock
Dick holster
Dick sharpener
Dick shed
Dick's crib
Dicky Dino
Dirty cumpie
Ditch
Divit
DNA dumpster
DNA slurpee machine
Dripping slit
Droog
Dyke snack
Easy bake oven
Everlasting Gobstuffer
Fandango
Fertile delta, The
Festering wound
Filthy hatchet wound
Finger warmer
Fish factory
Fish hole
Fish pie
Fish taco
Flange
Flesh flute case
Flesh wallet
Flesh wound
Flounder, The
Flower
Fluff
Fluffy sausage wallet
Fluttering love wallet
Foof
Foofy bird
Fortune nookie
Foster home of Peter the Orphan
Foufoune
Four-lipped man eater
Framazama
Front-butt
Frothing gash
**** hole
Fuffle
Fun bun
Fun tunnel
Fur pie
Furburger
Furby
Furry horse collar
Fuzz box
Fuzzy lap flounder
Fuzzy puddle
Fuzzy taco
Gange
Gap
Gaper
Gaping hole
Garage of love
Gash
Gina
Ginch
Giner
Gingerbread
Gleaming mound of Venus
Glory hole
Glory road
Gnash
God's master plan
Golden gully
Gouge
Grand Canyon
Gravy boat
Grilled cheese
Growler
Gutted hampster
Gutted rabbit
Gynie
Haddock pasty
Hair pie
Hairy beaver
Hairy bike rack
Hairy checkbook
Hairy cherry
Hairy clam
Hairy cream pie
Hairy harmonica
Hairy Mary
Hairy scar
Hairy taco
Hamburger
Ham sandwich
Hatchet wound
Heart-shaped box
Her
Hey nonny nonny
Hidey hole
Hina
Hole
Home plate
Honeyhole
Honeypot
Hoo-ha
Hoo-hoo
Hooch
Hoon
Hootch
Hootchie
Hootchie pop
Hot Box
Hot pocket
Hot quivering love-purse
Hotdog bun
Hummer hole
Illnana
In hole, The
Jack Nastyface
Jellyroll
Jizz receptacle
Juice box
Kini
Kit-Kat
Kitty
**** gobbler
Knots landing
Koo koo
Kookooyumyumpoon
Kooter
Kunt
Labbe
Landing strip
Lap flounder
Lips that never speak
Lobster claw
Lotus flower
Love muscle
Love muffin
Love pudding
Love tunnel
Lower lips
Man's ruin
Map of Tasmania (Tasi)
Meal ticket
Meat curtains
Meat muffin
Meat napkin
Meat slipper
Meatloaf
Mejillon
Miffy
Minge
Minnie's pearl
Miss *****
Missile silo
Momma's silk purse
Mommy button
Money box
Money maker
Monkey
Mooch
Moose knuckle, The
Moose's lip
Mother Theresa
Mound
Mrs. Sphincter's next door neighbor
Mucker
Muckhole
Mud flaps
Muff
Muff monster
Muffin
Muffler
Muffy
Munch box
Mushy mushy
Mutton chops
Mutton flaps
Na-na
Na-ner na-ner pudding
Nappy canoe
Nappy dugout
Ninja slipper
Nipper
Nookie
Nooner

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Oak tree planter
Old bacon strip
Old Mother Hubbard
Old toothless
Oonie
Orchid boat
Organ grinder
Oval office
Oyster taco
Panocha
Panty hamster
Passion flower
Patona
Peach
Peachfish
Pearl pit
Pecan Pattie
Pecker-snot repository
Pee bug
Peeper
Pelt
***** holster
***** pocket
PenisStation, The
Peter pleaser
Peter's punching bag
Phat rabbit
Pink brownie cake
Pink canoe
Pink lipped custard sucker
Pink lips
Pink palace
Pink petaled posie
Pink pie
Pink pit of pleasure
Pink stink
Pink taco
Pinkly stinkly
Pish
**** curtains
**** flaps
Plewie
Po-po
Pocketbook
Poke hole
Pookie
Poon
Poonani
Poontang
Poontang pie
Pootnanny
Pork danglies
Poosazi
Pootie poo
Pootietang
Pot holder
Prayer muffin
***** pit
Promised Land, The
Pu-jar
Puddin pie
Pudi
Puna
Punani
Puni
Pushin' cushion
*****
Putang
Puter
Quiff
Quim
Quinnie
Quivering mound of love pudding
Raw oyster
Red haired lass
Red snapper
Roast beef curtain
Roast beef pita
Rocket pocket
Rod roaster
Rosebud
Round mound of repound
Rug
Rusty axe wound
Sacapuntas
Sagging bacon cones
Salami sandwich
Sausage wallet
Seafood taco
Sex hole
Shnush
Shooting range
Shrimp boat
Shrimp pie
Shutters of love
Silk igloo, The
Skunk guts
Slickety squid
Slippery sheath
Slit
Slobbering bulldog
Sloppy Joe
Slot A
Smackey
Smelly jelly hole
Smoo
Snack box
Snack pack
Snake charmer
Snapper
******
Snotty lips
Snutch
Soft taco
South mouth
Southern smile, The
Sperm bank
Sperm belcher
Split-faced hair shark
Split knish
Splittail
Spock-socket
Spunk pit
Squashed hedgehog
Squirt bucket
Squishy
Stanky
Stench trench
Sticky bun
Stink hole
Stinkinoonie
Stinky krinky
Stinky pink
Stuffed stocking
Sugar walls
Sweaty burrito
Sweet spot
Sword swallower
Taffy puller
Tang
Tasty little morsel
Tatu
Treasure chest
Tri-fold floppy
Trout basket
Tulip
Tuna melt
Tuna taco
Tuna town
Tuna tunnel
Tuna 'n' whiskers
Tunnel
Tunnel of love
Turkey beard
Turkey curtains
Tutu
****
**** waffle
Twisted taco
Two-lips
Underwear oyster
Upside down taco
Vagooter
Vaheena
Vertical bacon slice
Vertical grimace
Vertical smile
Vertical taco
Velvet box
Velvet glove
Venus fly trap
Venus jive trap
Vice of love, The
Warm slurpee
Welly-boot top
Welly-top
Weenie wringer
Whisker biscuit
Whooha
Wide open spaces
Wide papaya smile
***** washer
Winkin' pink brownie cake
Wizard's sleeve
Wookie
Wookie hole
Woolen bivalve
Worm hole
Wound that never heals, The
Wazza
Wuzza
X-Box
Ya-ya
Yo-yo smuggler
Yoni
Yum yum
Zone, The

 

LMFAO @ this thread, Mikey we need to get out on the beers dude!

Charlie, not bad for a bird

Dunk, you done this before?

Thought we were talking oversized jacks? Not general words for em?

 

Messiah, gonna blame you when my sides are sore tomorrow (as in laughing too much before you dirty b4stards get going!)

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Turkey Beard

Mikey <Off to find his turkey >

 

was gonna say "**** holster" but DJ Dunk got there 1st

 

POC - Thanks <blush>

 

No probs, from what I hear you got a good set of knockers too

 

Newspapers in the wind

 

had more ****** than a 2nd-hand pub dart board.

 

Now I really am <blushing> but thanks again.

Although I am a little concerned by your source of info they seem to be correct

 

Charlie- email me a picture then, I want to see if I can make it a long weekend.

 

Horses Collar

 

or if it's especially moist...

like a bill-posters bucket

 

Gammon Hangers

Steve