poor barsteward

 

PMSL at some of the answers

He did somewhat knock himself out last night by running head on into a dark green bench in the park so you see my concern! You couldn’t see the bloody thing for love or money… God the howls… He’s fine though.

So, I think I should wear me white coat so as he can see me to run back to, get a torch, have him lowered a few inches and get some neons/led’s for him! I should gaffer tape my **** too and leave my wallet at home

I’d love to see a pic of that 9 stone git!! Go on stick one up!

D

PS Luke he is a ‘Dulux’ dog so guess who’s doin’ me wardrobes in exchange for the neons

 

Diesel

You could wear the collar too...?

 

Ohh no! I'll get my own collar mate - not sharing with him PMSL - I know this one was worth a gag or two

 

I don't walk mine in car parks but I know some one with the same breed that does.
AS one of mine is a puppy still i am not too keen on walking off lead in the dark as she is nutty,but her mum is fine all weather and in the dark she always seems to know where I am even if I can't see her half the time!The only worry I have is that foxes and rabits and such like are about and I dread her catching one!

 

Diesel
If you want to see a picture of my 9 stone git all you have to do is watch Turner and Hooch as he's the same as that - a French Mastiff.
He's lean as well - hate to think what he'd weigh if the psychotic git was fat. He gets walked up Glen Nevis everyday and even the highland cows are wary of him. He steals all my clothes, remote controls, mobile phones, boxes etc & puts them in his bed. Basically he's mental and so am I to put up with him
His only saving grace - if anyone goes near the scoob he goes bananas.
Good Lad
Alas

 

"foxes and rabits and such like are about and I dread her catching one!"

i run my lurchers at night....unless you have a dog with a gun its not likley to catch anything that is only alive because its learnt to run away!

T

 

used to take the OES for walks on the beach when dark as it's flat and sandy, but the dog's black /white coat was difficult to see more than 10 yards distant; called him back once and was kneeling down at the time. Next thing I know I'm flat on my back with the dog on top me. (won't do that again).

The dog now takes himself out ......

http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/phillipc/driver.jpg

 

How many of your dogs love water, My boxer, she was chasing a deer in the woods a couple of years ago and happened to run through a puddle, mind you it was deep,she stopped dead in her tracks the daft mare she is terrified of water, and the look on her face was priceless
Cheers
Colin

 

Alas - that's the French in him mate Ahh'll bet eee thinkz ee iz a wonderfull luver though