why would i need tissues

 

i don t understand anything with romance in it

 

lol clever editing i had to scroll back to check what id put

 

were's my gay compardra stiffy boy

 

romance is good, you can buy it on the streets depending on how much you have got

 

anyway saz this a short one i ve got to go and wash my private parts,end of the month u see,may see u later on if ur on ps wear the lace nickers please

 

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oh no my lace knickers are for one man and one man only and hell be home soon yippee! Plus he has got extra suprises getting delivered from pabo!

Guess your under orders tonight then, dont forget to wash behind your ears aswell

Im off to bed then if no one is here (awe poor saz has no one to chat to :-(

 

you seem really took up on the lace knickers so ill buy you some if you want or you can have a pair of mine if your little enough

 

**** i had to *** back to reply to that one my mates say i can squeeze in to anything

 

right im defo off this time sleep tight

 

just me then

 

No, I`m freeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

m pissssssssssssheddddddddddd

 

For a change?

 

Mornin` Oldfella. You watching the motor racing?

 

Ads, you have pm.

 

morning you perv's

 

Morning Pum, you none panty wearing dude you.

 

morning, oops afternoon now. no i am doing a real interesting job......sorting out the garage and me tool box..yawn

 

And here was you saying you were idle. It`s times like this I`m glad I don`t have a garage. My shed needs a clearout but I can`t get to it as the grass is 2foot high.

 

stiff! flymo turbo (not for scoob)

 

today i be mostly getting wet!!

as i was cleaning out ads boost solenoid! and then changing the oil and filter!!! oh i do love getting soak in the p1ss1ng rain!!(not)

but job's a good un

another happy customer!

ads the bill's in the post our lass is just typing it up now!

 

Thinking more of a chainsaw mate, I`ve left it too long. Don`t want to disturb the little tribe of pigmys that`s living in there now.

 

did ads get his overalls on as well

 

err no !!!
how dare you say that about ads dont you know he come's out in a rash if ya make him work!!

 

stiff try a big bottle of petrol and a match?

 

Thought he came out in a rash anway? (oh, and tell him he has pm)

 

how about we get lofty to sort out our own site we could call it www.chav/net.co.uk!!!

 

What for? The garden or the car?