daiscooby

Thank you :d:d:d
So no one dives into the pool after they have filled it then ?.
Please excuse the poor metaphor.

daiscooby

Basal_Lobe
Oh met plenty of those, and oh so many sicker. How did you know I was a three upper, Sgt that is ?. Most homosexual ridden service was the RAF IMHO. The most sick people I come across are the repressed ones who lead an analy retentive outter facade and have a deeply sick perverted side they keep behind closed doors.

yoza

What is "fletching" whilst we are on the subject.......

My other half once read that "spunk" was good for your skin,and had zero calories,well done that journalist.

basal_lobe

defo correct about the ones who hide it...they are the ones likely to cut things off people they kidnap before launching into a pulp fiction style gimp session. Very worrying.

I wondered if you were a SGT due to your generally strident yet subserviant tone in your postings. Seems I was right.

sexy wrx69

yoza....all true. Its crammed full of vitamin e and is great for hair and skin

Richard Askew

oooh look what a tangent

I despise my fiancee's ex, grotty little sh1tbag loser without the slightest idea of how to treat the fairer sex.. chances are he'll read this but the fact that he can still walk and read and doesnt have to take his meals through a straw means he's a very lucky little ****..
..made up stories,lies and vindictive tales always come back to haunt people - what goes around, comes around apparently and I'll have a front row seat when it does

mj

"Fletching (p. pr. & vb. n.) of Fletch

Fletch (v. t.) To feather, as an arrow.


I think you mean feltching.

It involves a straw,and a back passage. Or backdoor frolics with rodents. - quite disgusting.

[Edited by mj - 4/22/2003 5:51:57 PM]

yoza

Felching..............not nice.

Im now frantically trying to remember who said it,and in what context......

ScoobyWon't

After reading Salsa-kings input it reminded me of reading his thread on POTN a couple of years back which were highly amusing. Off we go on another tangent

The ex was objecting to your choice in calenders wasn't she? Slightly insecure was she?

Never actually did read the result of Phil's shopping trip thread about going out to buy her lingerie for Christmas....

Scooby_Loo

my turn.....

I fooking hate my fiances ex, who happens to be 15 years older than me (and her 13 year old daughter, which does not belong to my man).

When CEL and I first got together, her and her neighbour (the brains behind everything she does) were calling my family and friends back in scotland to find out stuff about me. They managed to get hold of information about my grandmother (which ****ed me right off).

Then, someone she knew saw me at the hospital and all of a sudden I was up the duff (I had a kidney infection by the way) and she called his mother to ask if i was pregnant [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

I got hold of her on the phone one day and she started mouthing off, I gave her a piece of my mind and then she was quiet for a while.

THEN, one day we got a letter from her solicitor telling us that she wanted half of my mans house! (she lives there with CEL's son (6)) The thing is when he first met her she hadnt worked in years and had a 6 year old kid of her own (who CEL has paid for over the past 7 years even though the real dad has paid naff all). She knew fine well that she was not going on the mortgage (she is that thick that she thinks that she could have, even with no job, really she did). She turned round and said if you dont want it to go to court sign it over to me (this is the house and every single thing in it, even her clothing that belongs to CEL). She realises that we have her by the short and curlys and could chuck her out at any time, but CEL wont do that (even though he has about £30k worth of equity) because he wants to provide a roof over his sons head. Which is quite right too.

There has been other various happenings, for example, opening CEL's mail, her arrogant toad of a daughter spitting on the scooby. Me having to put up with verbal abuse from both mother and daughter. I have a list as long as...........the nile.

She has also poisoned the wee man against us, he wont go anywhere with his daddy I am not a mother and I know that is a no-no to ruin a father-son relationship.

The thing that reeeeeeally irritates me about her (sorry, might sound a bit big headed) is that she is as thick as pig poo. She really thinks she is something [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

And people wonder why folk get pi55ed off (which is mistaken for jealousy) with their partners ex's.

Loo

[Edited by Scooby_Loo - 4/22/2003 8:39:50 PM]

Brendan Hughes

yoza, don't know if this is what you were thinking of, there was a famous news article a couple of years ago about two gays in a felching session with ****** the rodent. IIRC the rodent was fed in through a tube, the receiver shouted the codeword for enough (Armageddon!!), but they couldn't find the rodent. One lit a match for light to look up the tube, just as the other broke wind. ****** was expelled with the explosion at high speed and broke the other guy's nose.

Scooby_Loo

LMFAO

Red Scooby widdow

I shouldn't even be going here because its all water under the proverbial now, BUT suffice to say, that given time, even the most impossible situation will eventually run out of steam. And I'm speaking about an ex which goes back 14 years on his side and mine to him which goes back 20 years. With 6 kids between us too, we both have had to do some growing up and getting past the usual hurdles this situation can throw up.Try to rise above the hurtful comments etc. If you care enough about each other, you will get to the next level.Good Luck.

Red Scooby widdow

And the above was in response to the original question at the top of this thread, just in case anyone is confused !

londonpaul

big deal. your current likes you or they dont. personally I'd be worried if they didnt get on with their exes. it would mean they had bad taste

ScoobyWon't

Scobylooo - Should you ever need a hit-man than I can't admit to knowing one.
If I did admit to it, then I might be able to put you in touch with one. From Liverpool but living 2000 miles away.

And people wonder why I've had ******* sorted out when I didn't live in the EU. **** that. I've had ex's, my bro's enemies, and others fecked. Anyone wonder why I have a peacefull life?

RB5-Black

most if not all of my relationships end with the bridge getting burnt and the land around it given a sprinkle of Anthrax.... so I don't talk to many of them.

My girlfriend split with her ex on good terms and they still speak, so I think that's the part I'm having trouble with


OMFG I'm an Emotional Retard

mel

I get on quite well with one of Rich's ex's

I've seen his other one on the M5 lol (she waved) ironically me and rich were drving too Birmingham to buy our engagment rings! I've never met her though (properly) and shes never interfered so I can't comment about her at all.

[Edited by mel - 4/23/2003 8:52:01 AM]

ariel

Yes, there are some emotional retards.
Me, I just wish any ex of mine good luck.

The Zohan

My ex wife had an affair and left me for a chap - I quite enjoyed the fact that he looked nervous as hell each time we met, eventually he got what he deserved - she left him for someone else, he lost the house and most other things.

What goes around comes around

I could have kicked the s*it out of him and he knew it, more fun for him to sweat about it - enjoyed having a giggle at him when i found out he was dumped

As for my ex we parted on reasonably good terms, settled everything out of court and life goes on - met someone else who i am more than happy with, now have a little girl and life is good.

[Edited by Paul Habgood - 4/23/2003 12:58:00 PM]

[Edited by Paul Habgood - 4/23/2003 1:00:22 PM]

Scooby_Loo

Cheers ScoobyWont, might just keep you in mind might even do it myself Although I do have a few 'dodgy Italian' good mates who are wanted back home for murder (the dude sexually assaulted their sister/daughter). One of 'em chopped his wedding ring finger off to prove his loyalty to the mafia . I also know a few scary Irish blokes too...



[Edited by Scooby_Loo - 4/23/2003 6:20:35 PM]

dosenöffner

I still have a copy of this wav file if anyone wants it. 1,238KB in size.

Email me at dosenoffner@hotmail.com and I'll send it out to you.

Evo1910

Ooh wonder if my boyfriend has seen this thread.... our favourite subject

Luke

My Wifes ex is dead........ No I never killed him!!


but my ex and her get on realy well... I get on well with my ex...

Its all too easy to get bitter etc. But our relationship just came to an end... no one else involded.


Let you lady go..... (If you trust her.)

Freak

I wouldnt have a problem with my partners ex....if she hadnt started ******** him again without me knowing.....

sssssssSSSSSSSSSSSssssssss

Evo1910

Ex's are a no-go topic with us. It causes so many arguements its unreal

kicked

i guess i wouldn't mind if my girlfriends ex was a .....girl !!

Coopz

Get on really well with one of my ex's, seem to have stayed really good friends for the last 8 years. When my ex after him starting giving me serious agro he was the first one there to sort it all out! In fact he set me up with my hubby to be and is gonna be his best man ! (11 months till our wedding and counting!)

red_dog104

My fella's ex (Psycho B*tch from Hell) got married 3 weeks ago and some of his family are gloating to him about it (like he's bothered!!) and also my ex keeps giving my son messages to give to us such as..... "Rachel and Tim have gone on honeymoon. You and Ross won't ever go on honeymoon cause daddy says Ross will never marry someone like you"!! And, "Rachel says that she feels sorry for Ross for living with someone like you, you will just go off and sleep with people behind his back........what does that mean mummy?"

Both my ex and Ross's ex are going to have some very nasty 'accidents' if this kind of thing carries on

Two and a half years and they still can't get over it. What sad lives they must lead!

Evo1910

I think me and my bloke are hoping that each others exes get run over by steam rollers in the very near future

Unfortunately not that simple. I get on pretty well with most of my ex bf's though.