Faking it - now Channel 4
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From: Carnetix, Adams and Nitosport
I just remembered the fitness instructor saying "he is average, no below average fitness. It gives us something to work with."
The the five mile run he was given when he annoyed one of the mentors, again!
He was just so terrible and arrogant the amount of time I wanted to throw something at the screen was incredible.
Such a complete d1ck.
The the five mile run he was given when he annoyed one of the mentors, again!
He was just so terrible and arrogant the amount of time I wanted to throw something at the screen was incredible.
Such a complete d1ck.
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I hate this bloke
When he locked up the wheels and span off through braking too late on the test track on one of the corners his excuse was....
'I was just tryin something out............'
He thought he knew some secret stuff that race driving pros hadn't thought of........ FFS If someone told me how to take a corner that obviously knows what they are talking about then I would do it...
And what about trying to tell that woman mentor she knew FA...
YOU ARE A WEAPON
Ben
When he locked up the wheels and span off through braking too late on the test track on one of the corners his excuse was....
'I was just tryin something out............'
He thought he knew some secret stuff that race driving pros hadn't thought of........ FFS If someone told me how to take a corner that obviously knows what they are talking about then I would do it...
And what about trying to tell that woman mentor she knew FA...
YOU ARE A WEAPON
Ben
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Would have loved to have been the mechanic working on his car 
<mechanic thinking mode on>
Oh dear, there seems to be a chronic fuel leak, that throttle appears to be jamming open all the time and 'oh no' all the brake hoses are severed.... never mind, I'll fix it after the race, heh heh
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Does anyone on the board know this Phil Dean ****.....think how cool it would be to get him to start posting on here
He could take custody of Saxo Boy's flame suit
TO55ER
<mechanic thinking mode on>
Oh dear, there seems to be a chronic fuel leak, that throttle appears to be jamming open all the time and 'oh no' all the brake hoses are severed.... never mind, I'll fix it after the race, heh heh
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Does anyone on the board know this Phil Dean ****.....think how cool it would be to get him to start posting on here
He could take custody of Saxo Boy's flame suit
TO55ER
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Now I do not profess to being any good at all at racing/track days or driving in general, but when I have had tuition I listen to every thing they say, and funnily enough some of it sticks in my grey matter and I improve.
I just cannot understand him at all
I just cannot understand him at all
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The funniest part was when they interviewed him. The other guys gave short answers, he was saying the story of his life. Did you heard how he described the engine components??
And Knobber Goes To......
The geek from channel Four
And Knobber Goes To......
The geek from channel Four
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From: Carnetix, Adams and Nitosport
Daveyboy,
I think he is a classic example of "I'm great becuase I live at hom with my Mum, Dad and Sister, play computer games all day and night. If I am good at GT3 that must be the same as being good at driving.".
He is just too sure of himself and far too arrogant to live in the real world.
Did you notice all the driving they showed him doing on the computer games actually involved crashing? Even down to GTA "Wasted" when he crashed the Police car? Looking back on it that should have been a big clue to the outcome of the show.
I think if any of us had been given the cace he had we would have tried our hardest and sweated blood to show that it could be done.
He is just a tragic loser that learnt nothing from the experiance, after all there is nothing he doesn't already know!
Mark
I think he is a classic example of "I'm great becuase I live at hom with my Mum, Dad and Sister, play computer games all day and night. If I am good at GT3 that must be the same as being good at driving.".
He is just too sure of himself and far too arrogant to live in the real world.
Did you notice all the driving they showed him doing on the computer games actually involved crashing? Even down to GTA "Wasted" when he crashed the Police car? Looking back on it that should have been a big clue to the outcome of the show.
I think if any of us had been given the cace he had we would have tried our hardest and sweated blood to show that it could be done.
He is just a tragic loser that learnt nothing from the experiance, after all there is nothing he doesn't already know!
Mark
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LOL. I agree it was good viewing, but i can totally understand one of the mentors wanting to lamo him. I felt so embarrased and frustrated just watching it. He made the mentors look like a complete fool and amatuers.
If a racing pro tells me to take a certain line thru a corner which he knows is the quickest, you do exactly that. You don't consult your secret 'Driving skills by Yoda' book and "try something out."
If a racing pro tells me to take a certain line thru a corner which he knows is the quickest, you do exactly that. You don't consult your secret 'Driving skills by Yoda' book and "try something out."
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only saw the last two mins - omg the bloke was a c**t!
those poor guys that had to deal with him. interesting to hear what else happened in the programme! that bit about the girls as described earilier. remember to stay well away from him more like, not his name!
ho ho - the world is full of fools like him!
weava
those poor guys that had to deal with him. interesting to hear what else happened in the programme! that bit about the girls as described earilier. remember to stay well away from him more like, not his name!
ho ho - the world is full of fools like him!
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Soooo funny.
They interviewed one of the Rockingham Instructors on R:SE this morning (the one that said T0sser all the time). Phil "bell end" Dean chickened out and didn't turn up.
Sad, sad Wayne Kerr
They interviewed one of the Rockingham Instructors on R:SE this morning (the one that said T0sser all the time). Phil "bell end" Dean chickened out and didn't turn up.
Sad, sad Wayne Kerr
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i'm guessing that the posters on the wall in their office might be a starting point, GTA and smugglers run are the ones i can remember, both american games or are they?
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woahahahahahahaha check this out from ch4 site
pmsl yes we'd like 2 sponsor u sir u clearly have talent! As if 
Si
Phil Deane, Games Tester to Racing Driver
I don't think I have changed at all. Maybe I take a bit more notice of motorsport, but I was always a big fan. I've got a motorsport licence out of it, so that is something. I would like to continue with motorsport, but it is a money thing. To do a season of Renault racing would cost about £30,000. As part of the Faking It training, they taught me how to get sponsorship. I have already approached three companies in Lincoln, but they all are waiting to see the programme before they commit.
Doing Faking It hasn't made me think differently. From what I have heard, I come across as arrogant in the film, so when I see it, maybe I'll take a step back. But I think that I'm a good listener.
I don't think I have changed at all. Maybe I take a bit more notice of motorsport, but I was always a big fan. I've got a motorsport licence out of it, so that is something. I would like to continue with motorsport, but it is a money thing. To do a season of Renault racing would cost about £30,000. As part of the Faking It training, they taught me how to get sponsorship. I have already approached three companies in Lincoln, but they all are waiting to see the programme before they commit.
Doing Faking It hasn't made me think differently. From what I have heard, I come across as arrogant in the film, so when I see it, maybe I'll take a step back. But I think that I'm a good listener.
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What planet is he on.. A good listner, only thing that he listens too is his own B*llsh1t..!!! A complete ****, through and through, wish he step back of cliff and do everyone a favour..
Bet he is fun to work with..!!!!!
It's a shame that someome like that get a chance in million and blows it, whilst Pete-UK99 misses out.. I believe that channel four were looking prize pr*tt to help boast their ratings and publicity..!! How many other car forums are doing the same as us..
That's enough for now..!!
Bet he is fun to work with..!!!!!
It's a shame that someome like that get a chance in million and blows it, whilst Pete-UK99 misses out.. I believe that channel four were looking prize pr*tt to help boast their ratings and publicity..!! How many other car forums are doing the same as us..
That's enough for now..!!