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Old 10 November 2002, 04:46 PM
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Oh Cossie, you are so full of ****e.
All this crap you are spouting, are you just trying to wind people up or what.
Why dont you put up or shut up. Get some pictures and a spec of your mighty beast on here NOW.
Go on put them up, you know you want us to take the pi55 out of your maxxed up Nova.
Darren ) MY02 Sti7 Prodrive (PPP)
Old 10 November 2002, 04:53 PM
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LOL at your lowly Sti I bet that shifts notI have 10p in my pocket do you want to sell it maybe you wuld be better of getting it recycled you may get 50 quid for it in scrap value.
The spec of my cars engine has been posted before it is a tried and tested way of producing 500bhp plus but is run at around 400 brake on the road. It will decimate your car darren I expect my standard RS focus will when it arrives too.

King Co55ie King scooby slayer supreme.
If I am the one talking ****e then how comes you bought a bug eyed monstrosity I may talk ****e but you have it for brains. LOL
Old 10 November 2002, 05:03 PM
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lol@10p!

If they were that cheap, I'd be able to afford one

Come on c055ie....I asked u before for some pics!

Will ya post some??
Old 10 November 2002, 05:05 PM
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Ignore this ****, he only comes on here for a wind up, he's an attention seeker.
Old 10 November 2002, 05:46 PM
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He's obviously got some kind of inferiority complex and is reminded of this every time he takes a ****.

Sad sad person that he is.


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Old 10 November 2002, 06:26 PM
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Don't worry.... I think I have co55ie clocked here.... some info passed my way as to his real identity!

co55ie.... ROFLMFAO

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ahahaha aha ahaa ha....

ow, the pain.... tired and tested 500 brake but only run 400... ha ha!!!!!!!
Old 10 November 2002, 06:40 PM
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Allan do I own a scoob NO so I don't have an inferiority complex yours is understandable and I sympathise with your unfortunate circumstance.

IsoPON go and polish your 280bhp shed LOL

Big Goon do you blow goats ?



Old 10 November 2002, 07:06 PM
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CO55IE you have 423 post of total sh1te, when you going to learn
Old 10 November 2002, 08:06 PM
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Cossie, come on post the pictures of this 500 bhp monster, I (and others) would love to see it, word of warning about big BHP Cosworths (well any Cosworth), basically dont crash it like the poor sod who stuffed his near my house, reputedly over 300 bhp and he got it very wrong and ended up very dead, you see the bodyshell of a Sierra isnt very strong in a crash being as its twenty year old technology not designed to cope with 500 bhp, Ford were criticised for releasing the 204 bhp original to the general public as it was too powerful and a few people killed themselves in the original 3 doors (which I loved then and still do), back in those days it seemed that mainly enthusiasts and proffessinal types got hold of them, scares me to think that someone as obviously aggressive as yourself has access to a machine of such power, if indeed you are not a 14 year old spotty virgin trying to
exert a little authority






Old 10 November 2002, 09:45 PM
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Co55ie, if Scoobs are as bad you say, why do you keep on using it as the car to compare against?

You do realise that by consistently making this benchmark comparison you are sub-consciously saying Scoobs are the still the cars to beat.

Keep up the good work. You make us all look intelligent.
Old 10 November 2002, 10:53 PM
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COME ON POST SOME PICS UP! GO ON DO IT! YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY HAVE YOU! COME ON POST THEM UP SO THAT THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD CAN SEE THIS PILE OF SH!TE!

YOU HAVE REALLY P1SSED ME OFF WITH YOUR STUPID CHILDLISH WAYS CO55IE! COME ON AND POST SOME DAMN PICS OF YOUR CAR!

YOU TALK THE TALK BUT DO YOU WALK THE WALK? COME ON AND SHOW UP ALL THESE SCOOBY OWNERS WITH YOUR MYSTICAL BEAST! POST THOSE PICS UP OR YOU'LL FOREVER BEEN KNOWN AS A LIAR!

COME ON POST THEM PICS UP OR DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO USE A CAMERA?

ENOUGH TALK! I WANT TO SEE THIS CAR NOW!!!!
Old 10 November 2002, 10:57 PM
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lol, expect the **** to send you death threats now, he knows my address and phone number what a tit.
Old 11 November 2002, 12:03 AM
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twenty year old technology not designed to cope with 500 bhp, Ford were criticised for releasing the 204 bhp original to the general public as it was too powerful
Mark,

With all due respect, that is total bollox. Granted the touring cars were seam welded, but they ran 500bhp no problems. I've been in plenty of 500 brake cossies, and they have no trouble in taking the power whatsoever. In fact the sapphire shape is actually more rigid than the 3dr due to the extra rigidity built in via the c pillar and rear bulkhead.

With 500 brake the body doesn't fall apart (not all of em anyway), and as long as diffs, clutch, and gearbox (4wd) are uprated to cope, then the car is as solid as a rock on a decent suspension setup. If you put 500 brake into a sierra on standard suspension/brakes etc, you need shooting, so I don't think that applies.....
Old 11 November 2002, 01:50 AM
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Evolution So what your saying is that the WRX is a better deal for 20k than the RS. You must be derranged if you think that.
Strange if I am the one spouting rubbish that every point I have made on this post is a proven fact.
So far we have had coleslaw spouting utter nonsense about power to weight ratios and the HKS Skyline.
FACT the RS Focus will blitz a scoob you all keep telling me that its the track that counts and the Focus will nuke both a WRX and STi as repeatedly proven if you don't like the fact then fock you take it up with Ford Motor company or complain to Subaru or something.
The jokes on you not me
Richard Pon My cossie engine is not at all tired its done 1.5k since the car was fully rebuilt. At the moment the chassis is being tweaked and I am sorting out my options and deciding what to do with the transmission
There is just so much jealousy on this board its a joke and I am laughing at you. Every other car on the planet is crap apart from a scoob even had one of your moderators spouting bollox about how graet BMW's chassis designs were strange that yet again one was trashed by a Mondeo on Top gear. Stop speaking bollox you lot you know absolutely nothing about nothing aprt from what you your a) told b)read in Max Power or c)want to believe WHAT A BUNCH OF CLOWNS
Old 11 November 2002, 09:04 AM
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CYTS !
Old 11 November 2002, 01:36 PM
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Cosy

You are a ****...there are no doubts about that. I'm just thankfull that we need never meet you and tell you to your face. So your car is better than mine (you think) well I'm better (and much) bigger than you and I dont mind posting a pic of it either. Grow up little boy and learn to play with the real men.

Old 11 November 2002, 01:41 PM
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Sierra......................snigger.

Old 11 November 2002, 01:55 PM
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sO cossie WHERE ARE THE PICS OF YOUR CAR...OR ARE U JUST MAKIN IT UP??
Old 11 November 2002, 02:19 PM
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Co55ie's motor specs...

he's got a sierra 1.6L with, wait for it, electric front windows.
165 x 13 remould tyres on stell 4.5j rims
dull pillar box red paintwork.
keycode am radio (single speaker in drivers door)
halfords 'big' chrome tilepipe (screwed onto the peashooter exhaust)
manual ariel
this car smokes.....quite literally!!!
and a sticker that says "i wish my other car was a scooby!!"

hahahh sad muppet!!

BB


Old 11 November 2002, 02:24 PM
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he's got a sierra 1.6L with, wait for it, electric front windows
Better to have these electric window disconected as they use 25% of the engines power
Old 11 November 2002, 02:31 PM
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fix or repair daily
cossie why r u so hostile against subaru or evo owners?
have u got a chip on your showlder cos you drive a fart sorry ford?
Old 11 November 2002, 06:12 PM
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rofl Zippo, you can expect an e-mail any second telling you that 'you dont know who your messing with, I have your address and phone number, expect a visit' thats the kind of crap that the **** sent me, so scarey rolleyes: ****.
Old 11 November 2002, 07:35 PM
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Got a picture of Co55ie's motor for you




Old 11 November 2002, 07:42 PM
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Cossie,

I have been on a track in a Focus RS and thought it was dull.Just thought i would provide an opinion based on some actual experiences of the car rather than having a tug over What Car.

But unfortunatley it probably is faster than a standrad Impreza because of the brakes and diff,so fecking what,its still dull.
Old 11 November 2002, 08:31 PM
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LOL at this thread

what a sad little ******* tw@t you truly are

No pics
No Spec
No nothing

just **** off and go and rip the head off it over performance ford or that WRC focus poster thats pinned up in your bedroom wall.



oh **** is that your mum coming.................................


Old 11 November 2002, 08:51 PM
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Cossie I don't have an inferiority complex about owning a Subaru with a mere 240bhp against your enormous 500bhp Cossie as my car is not a ***** substitute.

You really give Cossie owners a bad name , no wonder so many people think of stupid geezers wearing lots of rings to stop thier knuckles wearing out as they drag them along the ground. Neanderthal !

Oh and I don't just drive a Subaru so I'm not as biased as you might think !

AllanB

PS Aren't Jaguar Ford smething for you to be proud of. LOL !

Old 11 November 2002, 09:29 PM
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I bet every owners club BBS has one of these!

It's like having a democracy. It all works fine until some **** gets elected

Steve
Old 11 November 2002, 11:10 PM
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Cossie talks ****, we all know that !

But why o why do we keep falling for little outbursts ?

Just ignore everything he ever posts again, starting from now !
Old 11 November 2002, 11:22 PM
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The Wonderful Co55ie.

The Faceless Man with his dream car.
He dreams of a Ford Sapphire.

Can't reveal his name cos then everyone will know he's bullsh1tting.

So he sit's here spouting cr4p and dreaming about his little toys.

But he forgets what he's said so keeps changing his story.

Looking forward to comments about "my shed, blah de blah de blah de blah zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

LOL

Co55ie - do us all a favour - come to Bedford on 30th November - am going in our little japcrap 1.3powered thing - surely your monster Jap destroyer will be able to see us off lol
Old 11 November 2002, 11:48 PM
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LOL I love my Noddy car bet I could even spank scoob in that probaly worth more than a WRX is that an abreviation for wreck
by the way.
I can promise you I do own a very very well sorted cossie it is being fettled further at present and I am deciding whether to have a sequential transmission added I will also have an RS Focus at the beginning of April 2003 Its all paid for allready so have been able to obtain one slightly quicker. Whats your problem. You keep telling me cossies are ****e I tell you scoob's are ****e do you only ever want to hear what you want.
You all know the RS Focus is a far better proposition than any scoob but carry on and kid yourselves. I have done research into the car and from what I can ascertain the diff problem seems to be totally overhyped. Have a look at what cars predicted residuals for the RS then weep.


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