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Old 08 October 2002, 02:06 PM
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All these tales show why cats should be banned as domestic animals. They are decimating our wildlife.

IMHO

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Old 08 October 2002, 02:24 PM
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Have any of you cats managed to bring home a bag of chips?

Got off the sofa to investigate after a couple of minutes worth of noise coming from the general direction of the cat flap, to see my cat coming through it's flap backwards dragging a full bag of chips with him

Not bad when you consider

a. How heavy the bag was
b. How far he dragged them (not the shortest driveway in the world)
c. How small he was at the time.

He also used to come home with chops, burgers and sausages etc all through the BBQ season
Old 08 October 2002, 02:35 PM
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Agree with Paul about the sick ******* in this world. Cutting a kittens ears off is just not on! [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

Glad he gave you so many years of memories John, sounds like a right bruiser.

I love cats, just got to persuade the other half to get another one now.
Old 08 October 2002, 02:45 PM
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Makes me laugh - all the money spent on "designer" individually foil-wrapped portions of cat food, when all the evil things really want to eat is mouse entrails and slugs...
Old 08 October 2002, 02:55 PM
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Lol MarkO - they look fresh out of the film Cats & Dogs!

Roshambo - nice looking cat mate.

I love cats but unfortunately live in rented digs at the mo so cant have one. Luckily the g/f has one whom I get on well with (sometimes more than her so she says ).

Went around a guy from works house the other day and he has 3 of those Bengal Cats that were cross bred with lepoards/tigers etc to reduce feline Leukiamia (sp?) in the domestic cat world. These things are gorgeous - they had glowing blue eyes and make growling sounds. They also walk like their big cat cousins and like to sleep off the floor. A tad pricey at £400 but definetly what Id choose as they have so much personality.

Simon.
Old 08 October 2002, 03:08 PM
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So you're telling me that a normal house cat got shagged by a tiger that's gonna hurt........
Old 08 October 2002, 03:08 PM
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Our two little blighters came from the Cats Protection League and have been hours of endless amusement.

Little buggers have a habit of bringing live mice in and letting them escape under the fridge. Trouble is it take ages to get them out again and if you leve them too long they start to stink. Gross.



Old 08 October 2002, 03:12 PM
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Are Bengal Cats as close as you are allowed to keep to an Asian leopard cat?

If so it must have been one of them my mates auntie had years ago.
This thing was much bigger than any pet cat I'd seen before, it was about the size of a cocker spaniel! None of the other cats in the area would go out when it was about.
We were in her kitchen when there was this almighty racket on the roof, followed by a scrabble and thump.
We went out to the garden and this thing had wrestled a massive seagull off the roof and was on it's back gripping on to the thing!
Much yelling and whacking the pair with a mop eventually separated them
Old 08 October 2002, 03:56 PM
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Cheech: A bit of a snooty old thing




Cleo: A bit camera shy




As you can tell they don't really get on


[Edited by Scot123 - 10/8/2002 4:06:18 PM]

[Edited by Scot123 - 10/8/2002 4:07:16 PM]
Old 08 October 2002, 04:09 PM
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We have two Tabby cats, brother and sister. Griff is the boy and a big cat, Chimera (guess where the names came from) is the girl and a bit smaller.

Griff has a penchant for bringing in birds (small ones like sparrows and things like that), mice, crisp packets and leaves. Chimera brings in moths, spiders, daddy long legs etc.

On Saturday night we had some friends round for a few beers and a natter, when Griff wanders in with a baby mouse in his mouth, he promptly dropped it, and the little thing dashed out of the living room into the hall and then under the shoe rack.

After much shifting of shoes and trying desperately to get the little chap into an icecream tub, he managed to get past and into the downstairs bathroom. We had him cornered.. I knelt down, whereby he scooted between my legs and I do not tell a lie, straight up my trouser leg!! We all fell about laughing like drains....well not me I was busy clutching my leg just above the knee trying to stop the little fella making a beeline for my little fella!!

I then had the ignominy of wandering into the centre of the garden and dropping my trousers and trying to fish the mouse out! He jumped out and made a dash for the hedge.....

All's well that ends well!!

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Old 08 October 2002, 04:30 PM
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I don't have a cat but am laughing out loud at some of your stories, please continue.
Old 08 October 2002, 04:56 PM
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My offending murderer, Brian, managed to eat his way through 1/2 a scone on Sunday night too !! Brought some home from Cornwall and went down to the kitchen in the morning and he had got thru the cling film and eaten half of it. Weirdo !!
Old 08 October 2002, 04:57 PM
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One of our cats eats dry bran flakes. Very weird.

They all love cheese too.
Old 08 October 2002, 06:54 PM
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OK, having done some research on Bengals, I've decided I WANT ONE! I am in love with them!

Will be looking into it further - just got to stomach the £400 for a kitten.... Never mind. If you want something enough......

Just think, soon I may have my own big cat in the living room.
Old 08 October 2002, 07:30 PM
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This little madam caught one of those 'orrible magpies the other day



She'd been after one for a couple of years - top mog!!
Old 09 October 2002, 02:52 PM
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clarebabes! im picking my pair of snow leopards up on friday - will post the pics if you like!!, have you heard the bengal growl yet?
Old 09 October 2002, 10:50 PM
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uncle buck - your cat is the spitting image of my brian !!!
Old 10 October 2002, 09:03 AM
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Very, very sad this morning - one of my cats got killed last night
Old 10 October 2002, 09:04 AM
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**** sorry to hear that mate
Old 10 October 2002, 09:32 AM
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The bells on the collars help unless the intended prey is deaf.
Nah...bells don't help in the slightest... My 4 cats all have 2 collars on - both reflective, one normal and one flea-collar. Both have bells on.

However, this does not stop them from snacking in the Fast Food restaurant that is Mother Nature. The skill of the cat more than compensates for a small twinkly bell.

Mine are avid hunters and often bring home rabbits, mice, moles, shrews (which are killed but not eaten as the taste is apparently disagreeable), birds and rats. Fortunately none of the above has ever been brought into the house.
Old 10 October 2002, 09:54 AM
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Lynne....so very, very sorry to hear that. Remember the pain of losing one of my cats.


Bravo - LOL @ Cowbell! Always threatened to ding Eclipse with one of those... He has got to be the best hunter I've ever seen - a veritable killing machine...and Jamie isn't far off him. It's sad in a way, but they do keep down the population of the rabbits in the fields and 1 pouch of food last 3 of them all day in the summer, when nature is most prolific.


(Edited because "proflic" is not word.... )

[Edited by Mice_Elf - 10/10/2002 9:57:46 AM]
Old 10 October 2002, 09:56 AM
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The wife just phoned "Did you see what was on the lawn this morning?"
Me - "No"
Her - "A dead squirrel. No wonder Trevor was so pleased with himself when he came home last night..."
Trevor is our 4yo B&W killing machine. He's rather large and normally only takes birds (inc. pigeons - god knows how he gets them throught the catflap) and frogs. This one takes the biscuit though.
Old 10 October 2002, 11:21 AM
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Thanks Mice and SiDHEaD
Old 10 October 2002, 11:25 AM
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Sorry to hear about your cat Red. I had a cat run over a couple of years back and as it was the day the council disposed of him (incinerated) and posted the collar and tag thru the letterbox.

Not nice.

Old 10 October 2002, 11:47 AM
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Sorry to hear your sad news Redkop

Its never easy when you loose a pet

D
Old 10 October 2002, 11:49 AM
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He was killed instantly - so didn't suffer and he was unmarked - he was hit by a train. He was trying to get home as he was scared stiff of them and so nearly made it I had only had him 3 weeks as well and he was gorgeous with so much character.
Old 10 October 2002, 12:26 PM
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Moon was hit by a Fiesta near to where I lived. There was a knock at the door and this lady holding a collar asking me if it was one of mine. Not personally, obviously - as it would be a wee bit restrictive. Managed to get to him but he died as soon as I got him back inside.

Jamie has also been run over - he was attempting to cross the A1 late at night (I guess) and was hit. Nearly gave up hope on him as he'd been gone for 2 weeks when I got a call one Sunday asking if I had lost a cat. A vet about 15 miles away had had Jamie handed in, they'd scanned him and got the details off his chip, so I got him back.

He had a fractured leg, burns over his head, had lost his top whiskers, couldn't settle to sleep for about a week and had lost a LOT of weight, being unable to hunt but you'd never know now.


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