Jolly,

Yup had to unzip myself as it were, that was a hideous experience, thought it'd come off in my hands lol, funnily enough after that it was check and check again everytime i put leathers on

You split the bag.....aaaaaaaaaaah <cringe mode on big time> rofl am sitting here at work cracking up, getting some funny looks now LOL

 

Getting up at 7am to replace a turbo, run it in, remap the car and get over to PE at 3pm for a tune up that has been booked in for weeks - to do the work - drive the 100 miles run in - start mapping and only getting 1 bar.....

......grrrr


OK - it doesn't beat the pregnancy joke - but it was bad.

Trout

 

Then trying to decide whether it is bad enough to go to the doctors or not as it in rather an embarressing place obviously!

It was a small split about 15mms, sitting there thinking ahead to all the "Have you ever has stitches?" questions lads throw about when ever someone does another mad stunt.. well I have had stitches on my nad sack was something I did not want to be saying...... so I didn't go... got I was so lucky..

LOL...

JGM

 

Jolly,

hahahaha lol

I can sympathise with that mate!!

You should have gone to the doctor, sitting here thinking about that.."Doc you aint gonna believe this but...."

 

Yeah it would be rather amusing after the event going to the doctor and saying that but at 15 it didn't seem that way..

JGM

 

I think it was a good call not to go, it would have haunted you forever!

This is the funniest thing i've read in ages

 

It is keeping me very amused and the rest of the office are looking at me funny..

I was on a mountain bike at the time riding over a plank which we had made into a seesaw over a telegraph pole which was laying on the floor of a disused petrol station forcourt.
As my front wheel left the off side of the seesaw my mate (loosely speaking) bunny hopped onto the on side.. which made the rear of my bike lift up and I nearly went over the bars but no that would have been to easy. Instead the rear wheel came back down and met with the ground which made my feet come off the pedals and my nads meet the cross bar..
They laughed and I stood there with bulging eyes!!

JGM

 

Agree with JGM on the blue lights etc.

How about..
Girlfriend...Do you remember what you asked me last night when you were drunk?
Me....YYYYEEESSSS??????
Girlfriend....Did you mean it?
Me....YYEEESSS?????(still trying to think)
Girlfriend....Good when can we go get the ring cause i dont want to tell mum and dad untill i have the ring!
Me....Ohhh rigghhtt, yyyyeesss we can go this weekend.(realising there was no way out alive)

Got married 14 months later in June 2000 and dont regret it one bit. But the feeling was bloody strange at that precise moment.

Steven

PS i did propose properly when i gave her the engagement ring.(christ i could have got a new turbo with that)

 

Steve,

Classic...

Does she read this or does she already know?

Scarey...

My wife cried her eyes out when I asked her to marry me!!

I was like is that a yes or a no? waaahh wahhh.. yeah I know your crying but is that yes or no...
Funny now.. was a nightmare at the time..

JGM

 

No she doesnt reda this, or at least i think so. She does know though because she knows how pissed i was. She has a habbit of bringing it up out of the blue at parties, makes you feel a right ****.

Would not swap her though got 2 cracking sons now so no regrets.

 

So did you have twins or work very quickly?

JGM

 

OK, imagine the moment:

you're having sex, your other half is on top, it's getting to that vital moment. She's grinding, you're thrusting, you climax together and you feel a twang and a sharp pain (while still mid climax). Yep, I broke my banjo string. Try getting your missus to stop while she's mid-climax!

 

Dont hang about. 1st one born 4/3/2001 9 months to day after wedding. Second born 30/5/2002.

Edited to add She wanted to get back riding(horses that is) as soon as possible.

[Edited by P20SPD - 8/15/2002 4:32:51 PM]

 

Notorious!

Mate I've done that too, but i wasnt going to fess up to it on a public bulletin board lol, fekkin hurts and all blood everywhere per chance? lol

 

Notorious, Tbmeech,

I am lost for words now...

So did you go to the doctor or chicken out?

P20SPD,

That was fast going.. our littlen was born 13months after I got married..

JGM

 

JGM

Thats the advantage of the TD04 over the TD05......there is less lag

Sorry couldn't resist

[Edited by P20SPD - 8/15/2002 4:53:28 PM]

 

I cant believe you just fessed up to that meech, im gonna print this post off and mail it into your office

and if you think admitting it on here is gonna stop me taking the pi$$ about it, your very wrong

Tho i have to say your tale was somewhat surpassed by a woman on graham norton last night who fessed up to her staffordshire bull terrier taking her from the rear when she was throwin up into the loo naked............would you have gone on national tv and said that????!!!!

[Edited by ptholt - 8/15/2002 4:55:58 PM]

 

LOL@P20SPD...

Especially as my TD05 has a bent entry!! :bulgeeyes:

Looks like a couple of others might be used to items with bends in!

LOL

JGM

 

1 stitch followed by trying not to get a hard-on for a week or so

 

I was going to say that this must have been damn difficult but I guess with the pain it was easier to try not to.

JGM

 

It'd be easy these days. Just keep a picture of Jade close to hand.

 

LOL...

 

Pete,

You take the p1ss anyway, I like repeating the story to you watching you cringe and wince and generally make you feel ill lol

Jolly,

I left it for a year or so till one day it became uncomfortable then had to bite the bullet and get it out for the doctor, I was sooooooooo embarassed - he did f~ck all about it as well! - Had to go see him last week about my eczema and couldnt look him in the eye!

Notorious,

ROFL!!!! Ahhhhhhh man that must have been a nightmare!

 

Arrrgghhh no...

I presume it still errrmmm works?!

Do you have to stand in front of the left urinal and pee in the righthand one? sorry couldn't resist.

JGM

 

Yes mate cringe factor 10 mr sulu

For a while it was extremely uncomfortable! - Now is fine I am pleased to say!! lol

Biatch :-P