the answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.

 

Fappin Destiny Ch*ld![img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] Stupid Bints![img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

 

What about Mariah Carey then. Ugh. Also i cant stand Queen/Freddy Mercury.

So Solid Crew - 21 seconds to go, actually can you just f off now ?

Beautiful South - wtf

 

"anything by the so-called UK Garage and drum & bass lot."

Ahhh you mentioned uk garage and drum & bass in the same sentance. Pretty much all UK garage is crap(with some exceptions), but d&b, well there is lots of crap at the mo but thats the same in all music genres. Alot of quality d&b has been produced over the years.

My vote goes to OASIS. Fecking arrogant cvnts.

 

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heres another....


MICHAEL ****** JACKSON [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

michael, you are a ****** paedo(alledgedly ), make sh1te records these days, and whinge coz no one buys your bland pap anymore. for fukk sakes, how long can you wear dodgy white gloves for and STILL think theyre trendy???
you think youre jesus and thank god for jarvis cocker waving his *** at you. i'm not suprised you werent interested, after all, jarvis is more than 10 years old
you are a **** jackson, just fukk off to jail where you should be

and another....


just seen the ***** whove covered at the crossroads by bone thugs and harmony. boys, dunno if youve looked in the mirror, but you aint black and you aint from the southside. you are spotty white kids, who couldnt break wind let alone bones. you are ****** t0ssers, and i hope you get a kickin at your next 'gig' (probably at some naff essex nightspot ) thanks for ruining a great song. lazy, useless, and just ****** die you fukks[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

and another...

that ****** song from the lexus ads. i know mark and lard think youre great, but i dont. if i need to ever slash my wrists, i'll buy your record, it will make a great soundtrack so p155 off with your depressing dirge and haunt someone elses eardrums!

one more...

oasis. i hate you because i actually believed the first album to be the start of a great career. sadly, i was mistaken, and realised you were just a replay of the beatles. only the beatles were talented, and original. youre not. you havent developed, taken different directions or anything. just the same old ****.
jesus, even the guy on the piano actually looks like lennon. you sad sad w4nkers...i hate you.[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]




i'll be back

 

Dexy's Midnight Runners crap?

Searching For The Young Soul Rebels was one of the most brilliant debut albums I've ever heard, and anyone who can write Thankfully Not Living In Yorkshire It Doesn't Apply or There There My Dear, both of them fantastically scathing pieces, deserves some credit.

Come On Eileen was a pile of toss, mind, and the less said about My Beauty, the better.

Bros

 

Why has nobody mentioned- "Look at me- I'm so F-ing skinny" Geri?

 

Glad some mentioned these *******s!!! Music for thick people!!

 

Don't know WTF it's called but it went "1,2,3,4,take the elevator, at the hotel yoda I'll be glad to see ya later..." or some **** like that [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] I almost smashed the feckin TV up when I heard that [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] sounds like something off a baked beens advert [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
and another vote for slipknot [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
I quite like the garage and rap music but then I like the biatches, cars, booze, money which is basically what they 'talk' about. But don't agree with the drug dealing and the violence aspect (although hit em up by 2pac is a classic). "I f*cked your b*tch you fat motherf*ucker!", quality

 

Has no-one mentioned Sir Cliff yet? Peter Pan of Pop? Peter pr1ck more like. The 50's version of Will Gates, with just about as much talent, and unbelievably still going (with the help of copious quantities of Botox). No doubt a few incontinent old dears and Sue Barker will be devestated when he pops his cork. I however, will not.

What do you call a dog with 5 d1cks? Lulu & Take That. Say no more.

Sir Elton. Now call me old, but Bennie & the Jets and Song for Guy were classics. But old Elton should have given up the moment his hair fell out on the pillow. Now reduced to having his latest garbage getting prime airplay on the midnight show on Radio 2, and doing Post Office ads.

Celine Dion. My heart will go on. So does that bloody song. And on, and on, and on..

M&M, or whatever he is called. Dungarees-wearing nobber. I could find a better use for that chainsaw.

Morrisey. Viz were spot on a few years back: "Its official! Morrisey IS a ****".

Not necesarrily artists but songs. You know when you are in a dodgy club, or at a friends wedding, and Gloria Gaynor (I Will Survive) or anything by Tina Turner comes on (usually Simply the Best), or *** on Eileen (lucky old Eileen), or Uptown Girl, and all the girls start dancing and singing badly? This is usually the signal for me to to go to the bar and dring 1 bottle of Jack Daniels. Or order 2 pints, one for each ear.

Mick Hucknall.

The Carpenters. Appropriate really, as she ended up in a 6 foot by 2 foot wooden box.

Posh bloody Spice. Posh my ar$e. There are classier birds on the checkout at our local Spar. Ugly and talentless Essex bint.

Usual suspects as well, So Solid *****, Atomic Kittens that should have been drowned at birth: (anyone heard that cringing Blondie cover?), Will Gates, Gareth Young, Darius D1ckhead. Kim from Hearsh1te.

 

LOL@ Spudgun, could'nt agree more mate.
Cheers
Colin

 

M People.. thats not music..
and
The Cranberries.. who buys that sh1te??

they're the 2 that instantly make me turn the tv or whatever down when they come on..

and any talentless miming karaoke boy/girl band's.. they should be done under the trade descriptions act for calling themselves "musicians".. bloody puppets... thats all they are..

 

Here goes..........

Any Boy/Girl band - to call themselves a 'band' is an insult to true musicians!

Any indie/Brit-pop band - yuck, yuck and more yuck! And yes, that **** from Toploader can go and fall off the nearest tall building for all I care - 'Dancing in the moonlight', more like 'Screaming in Agony'..........

Any singer who has a song with the sentiment 'gonna give it to ya all night long' - heard it a million times before and real men don't need to sing about it - they just do it!

And finally, the biggest toss-pot of them all - Russell Watson! Ego obsessed, 'kick-boxing' nancy boy!

DP.


And all Bump N Grind or Garage artists - I'm not picky, it's all cr4p!

 

Toploader. I ******* hate Dancin in the moonlight and think he sings like a pub singer with a ferret up his ****

 

I think S Club 7 should be nuked.

 

Hearsay.

Manufactured rubbish with the sole aim of publicity and making money, nothing to do with music.

Even with the attention they had at the begining could not last longer than five minutes.

 

father pierre, totally agree.
listen to the way he sings the words.
no,not emotion/devotion/abortion...oh no, its emo-shon/devo-shon/abor-shon. he IS a ****** pub singer, and a bad one at that.

this song has, IMHO, been deliberately written to get some fat juicy advertising deal. which means not only will i suffer it on the radio (for a short while till it sinks down the charts rapidly ), but in future ad campaigns by sainsburys and that ****** jamie oliver. or watching never arguing couples 'having the time of their life' knawing on some ratty little piddly steak and dollops of chemically treated vomit poured gleefully on some ****** corn on the cob at some b4stard chain restaurant.

will i have the 'time of my ****** life'? no!

coz i know whats coming. it is the hell of endless ads featuring this brian connelly reject sh1te. i hate you toploader. i truly ****** hate you[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

was it these bast4rds who did the achilles heel song? achilles ****** heel? ****** athletes foot! b4stards![img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

 

Toplader's singer is a c@nt. I have to turn the radio off when they come on.

I was driving down the M11 towards London on Sunday and they were live on Radio something or other and I almost crashed into the back of a Freelander cos Dancing in the moonlight came on, unanounced. My natural reaction was to dart over to the stereo control and whack it ******* hard, forgetting I was doing 95.

God, I hate them. Please, everybody - don't hurt me by mentioning the bad noise producers again.

 

Wahoo got a load of our chest didnt we (must say I agree though ) S club should die also Barstewards the lot of em

 

bros bros bros sh*t

 

Spudgun,

Could not agree more about that Bone Thugs cover!!! The original is one of my favourite all time tunes, and I love the group, but that cover......

Any manufactured band gets my t1ts up! When some people make it in the music industry, their success is a reward for their hard work and dedication in a lot of cases.

There's no denying some of these people have good voices, but they don't deserve guaranteed success - they should make it on their merits.

Here's a heartwarming story though. My brother has a girlfriend who is absolutely gorgeous. They were in a bar in London with some mates a few years back when a couple of the members of Blue, that boy band, walked in. My bro was at the bar with his missus, blantantly together, and one of the Blue pr1cks stood there, and grabbed his missus' **** and starting touching her all over !! After my brother politely asked him to f off, and with the response coming in the negative, my brother promptly turned round and hit him, knocking out one of the guy's teeth !!! Since that day, my brother has become my hero!

 

richard, any chance you could get him to sort that ****** from ploploader while he's at it?

 

that ugly, lanky , big headed tosswipe richard ashcroft from the verve. the music is sh1te aswell.

 

Not a musician (well, not full-time) but Jamie Oliver's a blubber-lipped, mockney c*nt.

I also hate Eminem. Used to be a fairly interesting raw and slightly controversial rapper with a bit of talent. Now he's just a rich tw*t who - despite being a multi-millionaire - likes to pretend he still remembers life in the gutter. W*nker of the first degree.

 

I hate OASIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Just remembered another band I totally hate: The Pogues. Criminally unpleasant noise. And the lead singer has to be the ugliest man that has ever lived - going all the way back to the apes.

 

Jerome - totally agree. The Pogues are just about the only group i will physically make the effort to turn off the radio when they come on - absolutely hate their "music".

 

The top 5 worst ever songs:

'Angels' - Robbie Williams. Pub-karaoke anthem for morons. Whoever wrote it should be gassed.
'Fairytale of New York' - The Pogues. Most atrocious Xmas song ever. The band should be sued for spoiling Christmas.
'Sit Down' - James. F**k off more like. Student crap.
'Oasis' - Wonderwall. Sounds like something you'd write when you just learned to play 3 chords, and it must have taken him *ages* to write those lyrics.
'Wrote for Luck' - Happy Mondays. Hailed as a classic in it's day, despite having no audible tune.

As for singers/bands, basically anything they dug up to perform at the Jubilee thing. Is there really anyone who watched that and thought, 'Oh great, here comes Eric Clapton'?

..oh, and anything Trevor Nelson plays on the radio.

 

Come on - get real
Three times a lady - the commodores
Apart from LIonel Ritchie being an ugluy b*startd have you ever known a lady that'll do it 3 times??
Mind you I can only manage once so maybe its my fault.

Die Barry Manilow!!!!!
Alas

 

Another vote for the abhorrent Eric Clapton.. I don't doubt he's a good guitarist.. but if he's so frikkin good, why do we keep hearing Layla .. the most repetetive, annoying song of it's time.

The song "Layla <twiddly guitar bit> Layla <twiddly guitar bit>" repeats itself no less than 17 times throughout the song..

Gah !

Musical genius my ****.