Alas

Lets be blunt here. We all have our personal opinions.
1. I like 99% of animals - except the ones that deposit large amounts of sh*t in my garden, Not because I have kids (see point 2) but because i have to clear up the stinking mess.
2. I don't like kids - yes I know I was one once but did not own a car for the little gits to bounce their ball/stones/ action f*cking men off of. The volume level of the little tw*ts is unbelievable and if my dog made that much noise I'd be reported to Envir,Health
3. I hate do gooders - leave me in peace to make up my own mind about things. If I want to save a whale I'll do it off my own bat. Not because a bespectacled cardigan tells me to.
4. And people with no sense of humour should be forced to listen to Robin Cook - then you'll know what boredom is.

Lighten up!!
Alasdair
Rant mode off - Over and Out

CataIunya

I was talking about domestic cats........Like domestic dogs......
Wasn't there 2 kids in the last few weeks who had their faces chewed off by dogs ?

sebastian

Huxley
Us cat-haters hate all the things you list too but it happens to be a cat-hating thread in case you didn't notice. When we are in the mood for it I m sure we'll start a "I hate cancer thread" and then perhaps you'll be a bit more sanguine about it all.

As you say, ffs lighten up old chap.

(BTW you can't be in Broadmoor - even the staff aren't allowed internet access when inside the secure perimeter as security is SO tight!)

alcazar

iTrader: (2)

Now I'm really intrigued. How do you know that about Broadmoor? Or shouldn't we ask??

Richard Curtis

Gary -

A very entertaining thread but -

A serious answer to a legal solution, check with your local Citizen Advice Bureau, our local one offers free advice from a solicitor who comes in once week.


Rich