Stampede !!!
26 June 2003, 12:08 PM
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the farmer has now probably sued norman for loss of earnings and the farmers hand is now also taking norman to court, and norman is probably now in prision, due to all the cows giving wittness statements!
26 June 2003, 01:28 PM
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I think you'll actually find that there IS more to this story, but Norm hasn't been near a PC for a while due to a change in circumstances that arose from the incident with the farmer.
I think he is back now, I've had an e-mail from him.
I'll ask him to fill you all in on the latest
I think he is back now, I've had an e-mail from him.
I'll ask him to fill you all in on the latest
22 September 2003, 07:24 PM
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OMG LMFAO, i shouldn't but u just gotta, some of the quotes on this thread a g8t, need a new box of tissues to read the rest only got to the end of the 1st page......
Can see it now, a little sticker of a cow with a red X stamped on it stuck to the drivers door with the words "1 down rest of the herd to go"
Someone pls tell me how to post a link to a little video clip i have which will go down a treat with this thread its called
"THE MOOTRIX"
Can see it now, a little sticker of a cow with a red X stamped on it stuck to the drivers door with the words "1 down rest of the herd to go"
Someone pls tell me how to post a link to a little video clip i have which will go down a treat with this thread its called
"THE MOOTRIX"
22 September 2003, 08:26 PM
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Get the website on a seperate browser window, right click the address and click copy: http://www.scoobynet.co.uk/bbs/Reply.asp?ThreadID=112345
then, put in [url*=http://www.scoobynet.co.uk/bbs/Reply.asp?ThreadID=112345]mootrix[/url*]
without the * after the url bit and no spaces.
That should do it, also, look at this one to see how it is done my web site
chris
then, put in [url*=http://www.scoobynet.co.uk/bbs/Reply.asp?ThreadID=112345]mootrix[/url*]
without the * after the url bit and no spaces.
That should do it, also, look at this one to see how it is done my web site
chris
04 June 2004, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by POC
BTTT - dear GOD I forgot just how funny this thread was...... the good old scoobynet days 
STILL ROTFL
STILL ROTFL
PM me with how you're doing
05 June 2004, 10:28 PM
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6 titted f**kwit
I don't know how I missed this thread first time round but it is pure class
05 June 2004, 10:53 PM
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Donk know if this has been said as cant be arsed to read through all the replies.
farmer do have insurance policys for their live stock & i'm pretty sure that in this also cover public liability.
if the farmer wants to say you killed the cow, let him pay out for a post mourtum & vets bills. this will show that you had no contact with the cow and he'll be even more out of pocket!
Keep us updated!
Good Luck
ps any pics?
farmer do have insurance policys for their live stock & i'm pretty sure that in this also cover public liability.
if the farmer wants to say you killed the cow, let him pay out for a post mourtum & vets bills. this will show that you had no contact with the cow and he'll be even more out of pocket!
Keep us updated!
Good Luck
ps any pics?
10 September 2004, 03:24 PM
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Well...............
Hello again, here I am, a year older, and a year wiser, and unfortunately a year longer than most people in the clink................. yep, prison !
The farmer turned out to be a littles less pleased than I thought. He came round to our house a few days after you last heard from me and turned up at the door, missus answered and ol' bumpkin started demanding money and pushing his way in. I was upstairs at the time (having a tom-tit but thats a different story), and heard the commotion downstairs.
As it happens, like most people I keep a 'burglar basher' upstairs next to the bed (which is actually an old police truncheon, my ex was a policewoman and I kept it when she was issued with a nightstick instead), so I run into the bedroom, grab the truncheon and leg it downstairs. By this time the '****ry gent' was in the lounge and storming through to the back, looking for me I guess.
Well, he found me, just as I found him, and unfortunately for him, wood is harder than forehead !
Yep, I cracked the f**ker, HARD !
Erm.........., he dropped............., like a sack of ****!
A few minutes went by with the missus and I stood in shock at what I'd done. Through the mist I heard sirens, somebody had called the cops, a neighbour or passerby I never found out.
What can you do, I stood and waited for them to come. They came.
Basically, I got done for wounding with intent (turned out I cracked his skull, apparently he's 'not all there' these days) and I've been 'lounging around' at her majesty's pleasure for the last year and more (was 3 years but due to the mitigating circumstances and a plea of self defence and no defence witnesses I only got 3, could have been up to 15 years apparently! but I wasnt such a bad lad up in Lancaster's finest hotel and managed parole about a month ago, been sorting my life out since and this is my first chance to try and catch up with the world.
So, hello again everyone and dont have nightmares !
Hello again, here I am, a year older, and a year wiser, and unfortunately a year longer than most people in the clink................. yep, prison !
The farmer turned out to be a littles less pleased than I thought. He came round to our house a few days after you last heard from me and turned up at the door, missus answered and ol' bumpkin started demanding money and pushing his way in. I was upstairs at the time (having a tom-tit but thats a different story), and heard the commotion downstairs.
As it happens, like most people I keep a 'burglar basher' upstairs next to the bed (which is actually an old police truncheon, my ex was a policewoman and I kept it when she was issued with a nightstick instead), so I run into the bedroom, grab the truncheon and leg it downstairs. By this time the '****ry gent' was in the lounge and storming through to the back, looking for me I guess.
Well, he found me, just as I found him, and unfortunately for him, wood is harder than forehead !
Yep, I cracked the f**ker, HARD !
Erm.........., he dropped............., like a sack of ****!
A few minutes went by with the missus and I stood in shock at what I'd done. Through the mist I heard sirens, somebody had called the cops, a neighbour or passerby I never found out.
What can you do, I stood and waited for them to come. They came.
Basically, I got done for wounding with intent (turned out I cracked his skull, apparently he's 'not all there' these days) and I've been 'lounging around' at her majesty's pleasure for the last year and more (was 3 years but due to the mitigating circumstances and a plea of self defence and no defence witnesses I only got 3, could have been up to 15 years apparently! but I wasnt such a bad lad up in Lancaster's finest hotel and managed parole about a month ago, been sorting my life out since and this is my first chance to try and catch up with the world.
So, hello again everyone and dont have nightmares !
10 September 2004, 03:31 PM
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PMSL, sorry story tbh mate, whats the world coming to when u can get sent down for defending your home.... bl00dy famer giles should have minded his own business, did the scooby ever get fixed?
10 September 2004, 03:33 PM
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Wow, what a terrible end to an otherwise amusing tale.
At least you got the satisfaction of twatting him with a truncheon! How many people get to do that!
Did you have to pay up for the cow as well doing bird?
Geezer
At least you got the satisfaction of twatting him with a truncheon! How many people get to do that!
Did you have to pay up for the cow as well doing bird?
Geezer
10 September 2004, 03:34 PM
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Holy smoke, thats some story.
Irritates the cahoonies off me that someone can enter your home with intent to hurt you but if you hurt them first your the one in the sh1te. Have to say cracking his skull must have been a healthy wallop!!!
Hope you get sorted soon mate. At least you got to crack the f**ker for wrecking you car.
Irritates the cahoonies off me that someone can enter your home with intent to hurt you but if you hurt them first your the one in the sh1te. Have to say cracking his skull must have been a healthy wallop!!!
Hope you get sorted soon mate. At least you got to crack the f**ker for wrecking you car.
FFS 
