Stampede !!!
11 July 2002, 11:27 PM
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That's really bad crack about your motor. Nothing more annoying than having a cow on your bonnet & she scratches or dents it
12 July 2002, 02:23 AM
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lmao!! oh my god. haven't laughed this much since the American phone call wind up.
Sorry to hear about your car but your story is comedy.
If only you had a pic/vid of doing it. would be so popular on the net. Everyones seen the cow try to hump the other cow and fall flat on its ****?
Take the pics of your face, tell the police about the assault and tell them you are now scared of his violent acts. They won't have any evidence but your words will be logged. If anything else happens in the future he could be a suspect and they have it on record.
[Edited by Hos - 7/12/2002 2:32:05 AM]
Sorry to hear about your car but your story is comedy.
If only you had a pic/vid of doing it. would be so popular on the net. Everyones seen the cow try to hump the other cow and fall flat on its ****?
Take the pics of your face, tell the police about the assault and tell them you are now scared of his violent acts. They won't have any evidence but your words will be logged. If anything else happens in the future he could be a suspect and they have it on record.
[Edited by Hos - 7/12/2002 2:32:05 AM]
12 July 2002, 09:35 AM
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i cant belive that all people are going on about is insurance, police, brick walls and bonnets. Has anyone forgoten the original issue....the cow has died. it is dead..some of you just dont seem to care.
if it was one of those stupid devil dogs, that many of you seem to take some sort of sick macho pride in owning, that jumped on a car by mistake then im sure you'd be wanting to sue the car driver.
as far as i can see the farmer has every right to be upset. not only has he lost something that provides him with his business but also a friend- many farmers know all their animals by name.
i to recently lost a pet/friend and i can only assume that the farmer feels as bad about his cow as i did about my animal.
glad so many of you think a bonnet is worth more than a living things life..well done you should be proud.
Sti
if it was one of those stupid devil dogs, that many of you seem to take some sort of sick macho pride in owning, that jumped on a car by mistake then im sure you'd be wanting to sue the car driver.
as far as i can see the farmer has every right to be upset. not only has he lost something that provides him with his business but also a friend- many farmers know all their animals by name.
i to recently lost a pet/friend and i can only assume that the farmer feels as bad about his cow as i did about my animal.
glad so many of you think a bonnet is worth more than a living things life..well done you should be proud.
Sti
12 July 2002, 09:55 AM
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Hang on.....this is surely a wind up post?????
Are we sure we are not being taken for a ride here?
It all sounds too implausible to be true! Every time Norman D Landing re-posts something else worse & even more imlpausible has happened!
(my sincere aplopgies if this is not the case! But just want to make sure!)
Are we sure we are not being taken for a ride here?
It all sounds too implausible to be true! Every time Norman D Landing re-posts something else worse & even more imlpausible has happened!
(my sincere aplopgies if this is not the case! But just want to make sure!)
12 July 2002, 09:56 AM
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Unless the farmer is a " Bum Bomber" and likes it "MoooooY" style. ??I think that the only reason he has them is so that he can exploit the poor thing... Feed it krap and house them in terrible conditions.. Leaving them out in the rain. Then taking them down the market selling the thing for a couple of quid... Then the poor thing is murdered and chopped up and sold as food... And you say he loved it ...Yeh.... Bet he did. 3 times a day.
12 July 2002, 10:16 AM
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luke,
"he exploits them"...do you know any farmers? i can assure you that many of them DO like their animals and if he's a dairy farmer he wont be having them "murdered" either.
ohhh, and farmer has sex with his animals...very funny, what a wit.
sti
ps- i hope this is a wind up otherwise some of you are very sad and i can assure you i see no room on this thread for smiles.
"he exploits them"...do you know any farmers? i can assure you that many of them DO like their animals and if he's a dairy farmer he wont be having them "murdered" either.
ohhh, and farmer has sex with his animals...very funny, what a wit.
sti
ps- i hope this is a wind up otherwise some of you are very sad and i can assure you i see no room on this thread for smiles.
12 July 2002, 10:33 AM
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haha - wondered when the 'poor cow' lobby would start.
it's natural selection in action. cows with an inclination to **** scoobs should be killed to prevent them all inheriting and developing the urge. they're feral and need controlling before they get out of hand.
Gordo
it's natural selection in action. cows with an inclination to **** scoobs should be killed to prevent them all inheriting and developing the urge. they're feral and need controlling before they get out of hand.
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12 July 2002, 10:44 AM
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Farmers.....Need a handout??? Dairy cows still die and I bet some farmers flog them off to be chopped up for take aways etc
The Farmer should pay for the damage to the car...
The Farmer should pay for the damage to the car...
12 July 2002, 10:44 AM
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At the end of the day the farmer had taken wild animals onto a public road. If he cant control them then he should either not be allowed to keep them, or not allowed to take them on a public road.
Simple really (bit like the farmer by the sound of it)
Simple really (bit like the farmer by the sound of it)
12 July 2002, 01:18 PM
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Sometimes I dont know why I bother posting on here, you look for some sympathy and all you get is people taking the **** !
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D1ckheads think "Enemy Spotted" and proceed to attack whilst you're down.
Well next time I see some unfortunate soul with a problem on here prepare for me to "Take the Point" in the pi$$taking stakes.
P.S My head hurts !
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D1ckheads think "Enemy Spotted" and proceed to attack whilst you're down.
Well next time I see some unfortunate soul with a problem on here prepare for me to "Take the Point" in the pi$$taking stakes.
P.S My head hurts !
12 July 2002, 02:01 PM
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I think the nature of the replys reflect the way the opening post was worded - an amusing tale style.
Unfortunately your honesty is going to go against you I think. In the 'his word against mine' scenario the farmer is not going to say to the police that he hit you when you popped round. Just like you should't have said that you beeped your horn and flashed your lights to provoke a stampede.
Good luck BTW
oh and this must be a candidate for the hall of fame
Justin
Unfortunately your honesty is going to go against you I think. In the 'his word against mine' scenario the farmer is not going to say to the police that he hit you when you popped round. Just like you should't have said that you beeped your horn and flashed your lights to provoke a stampede.
Good luck BTW
oh and this must be a candidate for the hall of fame
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12 July 2002, 02:04 PM
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Its not sympathy you need its revenge boy got up there and 'ave im don't be afraid if you can't fight for toffee just clatter him in the head with somthing hard when he least expects it. All you will get is a small fine and at worst community service. Failing that kill some of his pets in a humane way then hack them into little pieces before throwing them about his yard. This will **** him off and make him think that maybe your are insane and not to be messed with.
12 July 2002, 02:33 PM
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"At the end of the day the farmer had taken wild animals onto a public road. If he cant control them then he should either not be allowed to keep them, or not allowed to take them on a public road"
yeah, what a good idea.....NOT.
next time you go into Burger King are you happy to pay £6 a burger because it was a made from a cow that had gone to obedience classes?????
i still cant belive no one here cares about the cow? when i was younger i hit a small calf that had wandered onto a small lane. it didnt die instantly and i sat with it while it passed away. it may have been a cow but it was still an animal that could feel pain and needed help.
maybe if some of you could watch the life drain from a living thing you would think twice before "joking" about issues like this.
Sti
yeah, what a good idea.....NOT.
next time you go into Burger King are you happy to pay £6 a burger because it was a made from a cow that had gone to obedience classes?????
i still cant belive no one here cares about the cow? when i was younger i hit a small calf that had wandered onto a small lane. it didnt die instantly and i sat with it while it passed away. it may have been a cow but it was still an animal that could feel pain and needed help.
maybe if some of you could watch the life drain from a living thing you would think twice before "joking" about issues like this.
Sti
12 July 2002, 02:46 PM
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It's one thing a dopey farmer legally being allowed to take his food machines on the road, it's quite another absolving him of any liability. The thick t*** surely has to pay for any damage the menacing beef hooligans cause along the way!
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12 July 2002, 03:03 PM
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STI, its friday afternoon mate, everything gets a bit more jovial, relax!
Its a subaru bbs, a vast majority here are going to have more sympathy for the bonnet rather than the cow, probably at a ratio akin to this thread!
Anyway the cow chose its destiny in this case, the dumb ****!
Also, when the calf lay in you arms, where was the farmer being violent towards you, threatening to sue the **** off you etc?
Different scenarios give different responses.
Justin
Its a subaru bbs, a vast majority here are going to have more sympathy for the bonnet rather than the cow, probably at a ratio akin to this thread!
Anyway the cow chose its destiny in this case, the dumb ****!
Also, when the calf lay in you arms, where was the farmer being violent towards you, threatening to sue the **** off you etc?
Different scenarios give different responses.
Justin
12 July 2002, 03:57 PM
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Put it all into pespective - Norman, I feel sorry for you m8, a bashed up scoob, assaulted, the wife giving you a hard time and a possible court case.
IMHO - sod the farmer, think this has not happened before and he's not straight onto the insurance company. He won't lose out apart from having to do without his bmw for a couple of days. And maybe a kiss goodnight from Daisy
Sod the cow - yes its a living thick thing but lets be honest it was'nt hurt intentionally and if we can't have a laugh at a story like this its time to give up posting on here.
Cos of you b*st*rds my bad back is now worse from laughing so much. And I thought the visit to the physio had done wonders.
Keep em coming
Alasdair
IMHO - sod the farmer, think this has not happened before and he's not straight onto the insurance company. He won't lose out apart from having to do without his bmw for a couple of days. And maybe a kiss goodnight from Daisy
Sod the cow - yes its a living thick thing but lets be honest it was'nt hurt intentionally and if we can't have a laugh at a story like this its time to give up posting on here.
Cos of you b*st*rds my bad back is now worse from laughing so much. And I thought the visit to the physio had done wonders.
Keep em coming
Alasdair
