Did you not check her jeans to make sure they didn't have those little metal studs in them, or you could have just taken them right off, to avoid those nasty scratches?

 

sorry...
laughing too hard to be rational

good luck to ya
cheers!
Jamie
www.subiegalracing.com
www.subiegal.com

 

lmao!! oh my god. haven't laughed this much since the American phone call wind up.

Sorry to hear about your car but your story is comedy.

If only you had a pic/vid of doing it. would be so popular on the net. Everyones seen the cow try to hump the other cow and fall flat on its ****?

Take the pics of your face, tell the police about the assault and tell them you are now scared of his violent acts. They won't have any evidence but your words will be logged. If anything else happens in the future he could be a suspect and they have it on record.

[Edited by Hos - 7/12/2002 2:32:05 AM]

 

I think so. Maybe this one had gone back to its baser instincts and seen the Scoob as prey?

 

i cant belive that all people are going on about is insurance, police, brick walls and bonnets. Has anyone forgoten the original issue....the cow has died. it is dead..some of you just dont seem to care.

if it was one of those stupid devil dogs, that many of you seem to take some sort of sick macho pride in owning, that jumped on a car by mistake then im sure you'd be wanting to sue the car driver.

as far as i can see the farmer has every right to be upset. not only has he lost something that provides him with his business but also a friend- many farmers know all their animals by name.

i to recently lost a pet/friend and i can only assume that the farmer feels as bad about his cow as i did about my animal.

glad so many of you think a bonnet is worth more than a living things life..well done you should be proud.

Sti

 

What !!!!

 

Sti go fast, I think you missed some smilies out there!!

 

Hang on.....this is surely a wind up post?????

Are we sure we are not being taken for a ride here?

It all sounds too implausible to be true! Every time Norman D Landing re-posts something else worse & even more imlpausible has happened!

(my sincere aplopgies if this is not the case! But just want to make sure!)

 

Unless the farmer is a " Bum Bomber" and likes it "MoooooY" style. ??I think that the only reason he has them is so that he can exploit the poor thing... Feed it krap and house them in terrible conditions.. Leaving them out in the rain. Then taking them down the market selling the thing for a couple of quid... Then the poor thing is murdered and chopped up and sold as food... And you say he loved it ...Yeh.... Bet he did. 3 times a day.

 

luke,

"he exploits them"...do you know any farmers? i can assure you that many of them DO like their animals and if he's a dairy farmer he wont be having them "murdered" either.

ohhh, and farmer has sex with his animals...very funny, what a wit.

sti

ps- i hope this is a wind up otherwise some of you are very sad and i can assure you i see no room on this thread for smiles.

 

haha - wondered when the 'poor cow' lobby would start.

it's natural selection in action. cows with an inclination to **** scoobs should be killed to prevent them all inheriting and developing the urge. they're feral and need controlling before they get out of hand.

Gordo

 

Farmers.....Need a handout??? Dairy cows still die and I bet some farmers flog them off to be chopped up for take aways etc

The Farmer should pay for the damage to the car...

 

At the end of the day the farmer had taken wild animals onto a public road. If he cant control them then he should either not be allowed to keep them, or not allowed to take them on a public road.

Simple really (bit like the farmer by the sound of it)

 

ROTFLMAO

 

Sometimes I dont know why I bother posting on here, you look for some sympathy and all you get is people taking the **** !

Person with problem posts

D1ckheads think "Enemy Spotted" and proceed to attack whilst you're down.

Well next time I see some unfortunate soul with a problem on here prepare for me to "Take the Point" in the pi$$taking stakes.

P.S My head hurts !

 

Roger that

 

NDL

I do feal sorry for you. But as always "Animal threads" have turned out to be the best threads around.... Come on smile!!

 

I think the nature of the replys reflect the way the opening post was worded - an amusing tale style.

Unfortunately your honesty is going to go against you I think. In the 'his word against mine' scenario the farmer is not going to say to the police that he hit you when you popped round. Just like you should't have said that you beeped your horn and flashed your lights to provoke a stampede.

Good luck BTW

oh and this must be a candidate for the hall of fame

Justin

 

Its not sympathy you need its revenge boy got up there and 'ave im don't be afraid if you can't fight for toffee just clatter him in the head with somthing hard when he least expects it. All you will get is a small fine and at worst community service. Failing that kill some of his pets in a humane way then hack them into little pieces before throwing them about his yard. This will **** him off and make him think that maybe your are insane and not to be messed with.

 

Norm

Did you get to hopsital/the police station last night ? What did they say ?

Dave

 

A Cows head in his bed should sort Farmer Giles out and tell him to leave you well alone or else
Mark

 

"At the end of the day the farmer had taken wild animals onto a public road. If he cant control them then he should either not be allowed to keep them, or not allowed to take them on a public road"

yeah, what a good idea.....NOT.

next time you go into Burger King are you happy to pay £6 a burger because it was a made from a cow that had gone to obedience classes?????

i still cant belive no one here cares about the cow? when i was younger i hit a small calf that had wandered onto a small lane. it didnt die instantly and i sat with it while it passed away. it may have been a cow but it was still an animal that could feel pain and needed help.

maybe if some of you could watch the life drain from a living thing you would think twice before "joking" about issues like this.

Sti

 

I'm sorry STI but joking about life is what makes it bearable.

 

It's one thing a dopey farmer legally being allowed to take his food machines on the road, it's quite another absolving him of any liability. The thick t*** surely has to pay for any damage the menacing beef hooligans cause along the way!

G

 

STI, its friday afternoon mate, everything gets a bit more jovial, relax!

Its a subaru bbs, a vast majority here are going to have more sympathy for the bonnet rather than the cow, probably at a ratio akin to this thread!

Anyway the cow chose its destiny in this case, the dumb ****!

Also, when the calf lay in you arms, where was the farmer being violent towards you, threatening to sue the **** off you etc?

Different scenarios give different responses.

Justin

 

"STI, its friday afternoon mate, everything gets a bit more jovial, relax!"

oh, how it does!

AK47, Flash bang and Cover me.

 

Anyway, I am sure that if the farmer wanted to control the animals he could. Some sort of stun gun or a flash grenade should do it

 

Put it all into pespective - Norman, I feel sorry for you m8, a bashed up scoob, assaulted, the wife giving you a hard time and a possible court case.
IMHO - sod the farmer, think this has not happened before and he's not straight onto the insurance company. He won't lose out apart from having to do without his bmw for a couple of days. And maybe a kiss goodnight from Daisy
Sod the cow - yes its a living thick thing but lets be honest it was'nt hurt intentionally and if we can't have a laugh at a story like this its time to give up posting on here.
Cos of you b*st*rds my bad back is now worse from laughing so much. And I thought the visit to the physio had done wonders.
Keep em coming
Alasdair

 

a bashed up golf not scoob

 

So the moral of the story is: Don't be a tw@t and drive into the middle of a herd of cows!