Eeurgh!

 

Women who wear Ugg boots in summer, frickin disgusting bacterial breeders

 

BWG

 

Enlighten me, what is BWG?

 

OK then - at the risk of being accused of sexism [<<< says the bloke with that avatar lol] AND 'inverted' racism...

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ba...iw=320&bih=492

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.u...l%26amp%3Dtrue

 

nike air max and squinting at a 5" screen whilst constantly scrolling up. drinking from a pint glass

 

BWG - that's a whole internet meme that's passed me by - everyday's a school day - hahahaha

 

 

Doc Martins
Tattoo sleeves
Facial piercings
Very hairy fannys
Too much swearing
Kitten heels

 

'Enjoyed Pitch Perfect'.....brilliant

 

I quite like birds who’s wear air max trainers, I just think they’re kinda cool and retro. Agree on the rest of it though!

 

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...=Basic%20Bitch

 

Big long bums with short tops and baseball caps

 

I think that just summed up my last fifty Tinder left swipes

How the hell did we get so one dimensional? (I'm sure blokes do the same..pouty gym selfies etc...not that I would know : )

 

I'll throw one in: Divas

There I was minding my own business at a table on a beach promenade bar on Alicante beach, when I was engulfed in perfume with pungency on par to walking through the perfume department in a airport store, and aware of a commotion behind me. I turn round to be faced with a bikini ****.

WTF?

I blink to re-focused to see this woman, my age, slightly younger possibly, perfect beach body engulfing herself with perfume spray without a care for who was next to her (me) Permanent posh-spice pout and giant sunglasses...with an out of control child to boot. She then necks a pint of beer, immediately ordering another by shouting to a waitress at the other end of the bar.

Then she spotted my dog.

Everyone falls in love with my dog.

And now I have endure inane self-centered conversation with this woman whilst her child runs ramapage across the beach. Of course I'm too polite to say sod off, but really I should have.

Perfect body, but rotten core. Only care for appearance, no care for anything else, or even her child. Only kudos is for drinking pints over Prosecco. She was just looking for the next man to leach off.

 

Ahh the question is, did you bang her?? Lol

 

Hell no! But there was a time I wouldn't have given it a second thought LOL.

These days I'd need to be paralytic, possibly deaf and maybe lobotomised.

 

So you did then lol

 

A few months into seeing my current girlfriend, I'd noticed this one particular friend and colleague kept cropping up in photos and I saw her when I picked my girlfriend up from work. Lovely looking girl whose facebook I definitely didn't trawl to nose at her pics.

Fast forward another month or so and there was a get together I was invited to at another friend's house. The tidy one was on her way when I got there apparently.

When she did appear she fell into the seat next to me more than sat, she was that drunk! Proceeded to say the most ladettish (if that's a word) things about 'sh@gging' her boyfriend later, sat with her legs wide open in her dress , and then later on when a few of us were in one room trying to talk some sense into another girl that was crying (it was a good night ) she came in and cut a line of somethng on the table right beside her that no-one else at the gathering was partaking in.

So that was the end of that fantasy! My biggest turn off has to be the 'ladette' thing