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Old 08 December 2017, 07:00 AM
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drawn on eyebrows............i mean why the **** do they shave em off and then draw em back on? thats like me shaving my head and then drawing it back on with a marker pen.......fecking freaks.

also if a bird wears lipstick why do some of them draw a big black line around their mouth? fecking clowns....
Old 08 December 2017, 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted by urban
That should be banned, when they walk it looks like two dogs trying to get out of a black bin bag
Old 08 December 2017, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Steve001
Ooooooooooh er




It would take 2 or 3 leopards to take that bit#h down
I'd trim the bitch up in no time in the gym that is
Old 08 December 2017, 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by the shreksta
drawn on eyebrows............i mean why the **** do they shave em off and then draw em back on? thats like me shaving my head and then drawing it back on with a marker pen.......fecking freaks.

also if a bird wears lipstick why do some of them draw a big black line around their mouth? fecking clowns....
Ooooh I know the answer to this one!!!

Becuause threading hurts the soft cants and they'd rather shave
proper women thread there eyebrows into shape and not shave then draw and look like clowns totally agree
Old 08 December 2017, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
Please explain, I haven't got a clue what any of that means.
I had to look up some of them - hahaha - god bless Urban Dictionary - LOL

Ripped out fireplace - rather large and well used flange
- she's had more ****** than a used dart board

BOBFOC means "Body off Baywatch Face off Crimewatch".

BANTs - Axronym - "Big ***, No ****"
- Two gentlemen in club:
- Gentleman 1 "Wow. look at her!"
- Gentleman 2 "Are you kidding? You need glasses! She's a bant!"

LOW-RESOLUTION FOX means a girl who looks good from a distance, but close-up is actually minging.
- I say Crispin, I believe I'd like to dip my wick in that young sort over there. Let's get a closer look.
- On closer inspection she's a hound. Sorry old chum, got caught out by a low-resolution hottie.
Old 08 December 2017, 05:37 PM
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Love the BOBFOC... that's always a shocker, almost as bad as a bloke with long hair and tight jeans.... looking good from behind.

Seen a few low resolution foxes in my time too... again what a let down, or some dog faced wrinkly old cow.
Old 08 December 2017, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by the shreksta
...also if a bird wears lipstick why do some of them draw a big black line around their mouth? fecking clowns....
Quite literally! lol

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Old 08 December 2017, 05:54 PM
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lol at Dr Hu
Old 08 December 2017, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by ZANY
I'd trim the bitch up in no time in the gym that is
this is also known as a muffun top 2 butts, she lost points for not having the thigh to back of knee butt that would of been a 3butts grimmer
Old 08 December 2017, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Steve001
Ooooooooooh er




It would take 2 or 3 leopards to take that bit#h down
this is also known as a muffun top 2 butts, she lost points for not having the thigh to back of knee butt that would of been a 3butts grimmer
Old 08 December 2017, 07:19 PM
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This is in the same league as Pluto, A FRICKIN MICRO PLANET!


Old 09 December 2017, 05:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Steve001
This is in the same league as Pluto, A FRICKIN MICRO PLANET!


Fackin woke up at 5am having nightmares bout this monster

Thanks Steve
off to the gym in an hour should have had a lay in
Old 09 December 2017, 05:03 AM
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Originally Posted by madscoob
this is also known as a muffun top 2 butts, she lost points for not having the thigh to back of knee butt that would of been a 3butts grimmer
You ever had one of these biggies buddy

My neighbours obsessed with this model of species
Old 09 December 2017, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by ZANY
You ever had one of these biggies buddy

My neighbours obsessed with this model of species
hell no i would rather have a **** with a handfull of broken glass
Old 09 December 2017, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by ZANY
You ever had one of these biggies buddy

My neighbours obsessed with this model of species
What's his name?

Captain Ahab?
Old 09 December 2017, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by madscoob
hell no i would rather have a **** with a handfull of broken glass
Old 09 December 2017, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by legb4rsk
What's his name?

Captain Ahab?
Paul
Old 10 December 2017, 12:03 AM
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I'm not a fan of tattoos anyway. But anything on a woman that on the neck or breast plate area is even worse.


some really pretty girls who have tacky tattoos in some stupid areas..... why?? tell me why????

Cheryl Cole..... what she done that for???
Old 10 December 2017, 12:03 AM
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I'm not a fan of tattoos anyway. But anything on a woman that on the neck or breast plate area is even worse.


some really pretty girls who have tacky tattoos in some stupid areas..... why?? tell me why????

Cheryl Cole..... what she done that for???
Old 10 December 2017, 11:47 PM
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I’d agree with the majority on the whole eyebrow thing....why shave off perfectly good eyebrows just to draw them back on again?

Overweight women.....I keep myself in shape and walking costs nothing!

Women who are into football / talk about football. Literally 0% interested.

Materialistic women I.e handbags, shoes etc.....the Chloe Kardashian type.
Old 12 December 2017, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Peedee
...Materialistic women I.e handbags, shoes etc.....the Chloe Kardashian type.

That represents 99.999% of the demographic, no?

lol
Old 18 December 2017, 03:32 PM
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Gunt.
Old 18 December 2017, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobynutta555
Gunt.



Gotta love the Urban Dic. lol
Old 18 December 2017, 07:59 PM
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Frickin GOOOORRRGUS


Old 19 December 2017, 12:49 PM
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Thats like something you'd see on an episode of the Exorcist
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Originally Posted by Steve001
Frickin GOOOORRRGUS


female ? chucky doll lmao
Old 19 December 2017, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Steve001
Ooooooooooh er




It would take 2 or 3 leopards to take that bit#h down

They wouldn’t bother, a whole pack couldn’t drag that carcas up a tree.
Old 19 December 2017, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by madscoob
female ? chucky doll lmao
Old 19 December 2017, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Fishbowlhead
They wouldn’t bother, a whole pack couldn’t drag that carcas up a tree.
Old 19 December 2017, 04:37 PM
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Nesting crabs..........


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