Major turn offs in women-thoughts?
drawn on eyebrows............i mean why the **** do they shave em off and then draw em back on? thats like me shaving my head and then drawing it back on with a marker pen.......fecking freaks.
also if a bird wears lipstick why do some of them draw a big black line around their mouth? fecking clowns....
also if a bird wears lipstick why do some of them draw a big black line around their mouth? fecking clowns....
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From: P1234x
drawn on eyebrows............i mean why the **** do they shave em off and then draw em back on? thats like me shaving my head and then drawing it back on with a marker pen.......fecking freaks.
also if a bird wears lipstick why do some of them draw a big black line around their mouth? fecking clowns....
also if a bird wears lipstick why do some of them draw a big black line around their mouth? fecking clowns....
Becuause threading hurts the soft cants and they'd rather shave
proper women thread there eyebrows into shape and not shave then draw and look like clowns totally agree
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I had to look up some of them - hahaha - god bless Urban Dictionary - LOL
Ripped out fireplace - rather large and well used flange
- she's had more ****** than a used dart board
BOBFOC means "Body off Baywatch Face off Crimewatch".
BANTs - Axronym - "Big ***, No ****"
- Two gentlemen in club:
- Gentleman 1 "Wow. look at her!"
- Gentleman 2 "Are you kidding? You need glasses! She's a bant!"
LOW-RESOLUTION FOX means a girl who looks good from a distance, but close-up is actually minging.
- I say Crispin, I believe I'd like to dip my wick in that young sort over there. Let's get a closer look.
- On closer inspection she's a hound. Sorry old chum, got caught out by a low-resolution hottie.
Ripped out fireplace - rather large and well used flange
- she's had more ****** than a used dart board
BOBFOC means "Body off Baywatch Face off Crimewatch".
BANTs - Axronym - "Big ***, No ****"
- Two gentlemen in club:
- Gentleman 1 "Wow. look at her!"
- Gentleman 2 "Are you kidding? You need glasses! She's a bant!"
LOW-RESOLUTION FOX means a girl who looks good from a distance, but close-up is actually minging.
- I say Crispin, I believe I'd like to dip my wick in that young sort over there. Let's get a closer look.
- On closer inspection she's a hound. Sorry old chum, got caught out by a low-resolution hottie.
Love the BOBFOC... that's always a shocker, almost as bad as a bloke with long hair and tight jeans.... looking good from behind.
Seen a few low resolution foxes in my time too... again what a let down, or some dog faced wrinkly old cow.
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I'm not a fan of tattoos anyway. But anything on a woman that on the neck or breast plate area is even worse.
some really pretty girls who have tacky tattoos in some stupid areas..... why?? tell me why????
Cheryl Cole..... what she done that for???
some really pretty girls who have tacky tattoos in some stupid areas..... why?? tell me why????
Cheryl Cole..... what she done that for???
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I'm not a fan of tattoos anyway. But anything on a woman that on the neck or breast plate area is even worse.
some really pretty girls who have tacky tattoos in some stupid areas..... why?? tell me why????
Cheryl Cole..... what she done that for???
some really pretty girls who have tacky tattoos in some stupid areas..... why?? tell me why????
Cheryl Cole..... what she done that for???
I’d agree with the majority on the whole eyebrow thing....why shave off perfectly good eyebrows just to draw them back on again?
Overweight women.....I keep myself in shape and walking costs nothing!
Women who are into football / talk about football. Literally 0% interested.
Materialistic women I.e handbags, shoes etc.....the Chloe Kardashian type.
Overweight women.....I keep myself in shape and walking costs nothing!
Women who are into football / talk about football. Literally 0% interested.
Materialistic women I.e handbags, shoes etc.....the Chloe Kardashian type.
