Great Date Ideas
26 October 2017, 04:00 PM
#34
1. **** it then chuck it, rohypnol or ket (for the strugglers) maybe required.
2. Move onto the next nutcase.
3. Don't forget munters need loving too. An appropriate paper bag maybe required to hide your shame. Or double bag to hide the munter's head too.
4. if 1-3 don't work, then you have failed at life... Pornhub
2. Move onto the next nutcase.
3. Don't forget munters need loving too. An appropriate paper bag maybe required to hide your shame. Or double bag to hide the munter's head too.
4. if 1-3 don't work, then you have failed at life... Pornhub
Last edited by bioforger; 26 October 2017 at 04:01 PM.
26 October 2017, 04:09 PM
#35
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You should woo her and make her feel special, as an example show her a pile of ironing you've got that needs doing, make sure you let her know that normally you don't let a girl touch your ironing for at least a week until you've got to know her better and have banged the @ss out of her a few times.
Little romantic touches like that go a long way imo, it will let her know that she's special and means a lot to you. If you get on alright after that show her your washing machine and how it works, that will come in handy for her.
Little romantic touches like that go a long way imo, it will let her know that she's special and means a lot to you. If you get on alright after that show her your washing machine and how it works, that will come in handy for her.
26 October 2017, 07:29 PM
#36
Originally Posted by bioforger
1. **** it then chuck it, rohypnol or ket (for the strugglers) maybe required.
2. Move onto the next nutcase.
3. Don't forget munters need loving too. An appropriate paper bag maybe required to hide your shame. Or double bag to hide the munter's head too.
4. if 1-3 don't work, then you have failed at life... Pornhub
2. Move onto the next nutcase.
3. Don't forget munters need loving too. An appropriate paper bag maybe required to hide your shame. Or double bag to hide the munter's head too.
4. if 1-3 don't work, then you have failed at life... Pornhub
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26 October 2017, 09:06 PM
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You should woo her and make her feel special, as an example show her a pile of ironing you've got that needs doing, make sure you let her know that normally you don't let a girl touch your ironing for at least a week until you've got to know her better and have banged the @ss out of her a few times.
Little romantic touches like that go a long way imo, it will let her know that she's special and means a lot to you. If you get on alright after that show her your washing machine and how it works, that will come in handy for her.
Little romantic touches like that go a long way imo, it will let her know that she's special and means a lot to you. If you get on alright after that show her your washing machine and how it works, that will come in handy for her.
Never admit you know how any appliances work or how to do DIY...........therein lays the road to ruin.
26 October 2017, 10:29 PM
#39
Aah, women
Utterly crazy
You are a brave, brave man. Romance is for the very young. And they too will eventually find out what it's all about.lol
Utterly crazy
You are a brave, brave man. Romance is for the very young. And they too will eventually find out what it's all about.lol
28 October 2017, 10:12 AM
#41
28 October 2017, 11:20 AM
#42
I'd be willing to bet money you got your 'Brown Wings' in your charlie days. 
Not a big fan of the poop shoot personally, but I didn't let it stop me when I were a young lad experimenting... after all you don't know until you try... and it's the safest hole... no babies or teeth.
Not a big fan of the poop shoot personally, but I didn't let it stop me when I were a young lad experimenting... after all you don't know until you try... and it's the safest hole... no babies or teeth.
29 October 2017, 11:12 AM
#44
I'd be willing to bet money you got your 'Brown Wings' in your charlie days.
Not a big fan of the poop shoot personally, but I didn't let it stop me when I were a young lad experimenting... after all you don't know until you try... and it's the safest hole... no babies or teeth.
Not a big fan of the poop shoot personally, but I didn't let it stop me when I were a young lad experimenting... after all you don't know until you try... and it's the safest hole... no babies or teeth.