After 20 years I'm back in the dating game and looking for inspiration.

So far we have had dinner, done the cinema, go karting, had a few glasses of wine on the beach at night and been bowling. Please share your ideas of a great date, the more unique the better 👍🏻

Thanks

 

Saturday midday go to the pub, get her a bit tipsy then offer to take her up the arsenal.

 

If you ain't getting any after that lot she is taking you for a *&%$!
It took me 23 years of marriage to get through that much.

 

as soon as I saw the thread title I wanted to see how many posts before the classic SN reply was suggested and I wasn't disappointed, the first reply

 

Think you need to cook her dinner at home. Nice bottle of wine. Then relax on the couch, and let nature take it's course.


Just check she's not on the Blob first

 

If none of the above work use the old "Does this rag smell funny to you" trick!

 

 

Beware unwanted pregnancy and STI. Seriously. It is a different world compared to 20 years ago.

 

Good advice, rubber up and make sure she drives a WRX

 

Good ol' dose of classic fingerblastin' usually does the trick and stuff.

In the words of the great Lexington Steele: make her "come out blastin' all over the place!"

 

Classic SN replies; I'd be lost in that world, married too long to remember anything else. What about a track day tuition together, or rock-climbing as a true team sport, indoor or outdoor. Then offer some back door action, or what ever they do nowadays

 

Roughly translated - double bag it

 

Nothing quite like taking it slow

 

Got to say she should be riding you like a rodeo pony by now after that lot... if not then I'd be looking at moving on to someone who's a little more appreciative and doesn't mind showing it.

Failing that, horse riding, snow dome, ice skating, climbing, clay pigeon shooting, water sports day @ national watersports centre, Alton Towers... list is endless really.

And the piece de resistance... romantic weekend away... if that don't get your end wet then refer to my earlier comment.

 

If the river is red take the dirt track instead

 

A pulse is a good start.

 

"She does make a nice saaaandwich."

From 1:40...

 

But not mandatory

 

Only on SN could a thread touch on the notion of necrophilia. You gotta love it.

 

Pretty much covered off by the Scoobynet massive.....
If that lot doesn't get you wet up to your ball bag then theres no hope fella..move on..!

 

I know this did the rounds a few years ago, and I've posted it once before, but...

 

Take her to church, give her the opportunity to hear the word of God. Unique, free and maybe the lady (and you) will receive the greatest gift in the universe.

 

Bit much taking her up the Bournville Boulevard in a place of worship....!

 

You and others seem very keen on the anus. Care to explain?

 

Personally it's front botty only for me

Here's an old one

What's the difference between an Ooooooooooh and an Arrrrrh? About an inch

 

I take it your Poo Pooing my idea then...!
Don't knock it till you've tried it...!

 

Just don't feed her curry beforehand

 

Dump her while you've got the chance.
They are all crackpots.

 

Cook her a home-made tagliatelle carbonara. Never fails. Then eat her out.




















































<SN>Or just take her up the ****.</SN>

 

Or <SN> up the back box