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Old 17 November 2016, 09:49 AM
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Whats with the Thailand photos? Am I missing something here.
Old 17 November 2016, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by ccsimpreza
Whats with the Thailand photos? Am I missing something here.
I think he's trying to say that he'd rather spend money on ***** and drugged tigers than a book by Apple.
Old 17 November 2016, 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by JackClark
I think he's trying to say that he'd rather spend money on ***** and drugged tigers than a book by Apple.
The only **** here is you..

As for the Mac $hit pro.

Summed up well here.

http://www.appy-geek.com/Web/Article...7&source=drive

***** like Jack here are fine with the Mac, everyone else has more sense.
Old 17 November 2016, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by toffee_pie
The only **** here is you..

As for the Mac $hit pro.

Summed up well here.

http://www.appy-geek.com/Web/Article...7&source=drive

***** like Jack here are fine with the Mac, everyone else has more sense.
Not sure what that might have to do with the Apple book and won't be clicking the link, looks dodgy.

What I can tell you is that sales of the Macbook Pro are going great, fantastic.

We love you Toffee Pie, every forum needs someone to laugh at.
Old 17 November 2016, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by JackClark
Not sure what that might have to do with the Apple book and won't be clicking the link, looks dodgy.

What I can tell you is that sales of the Macbook Pro are going great, fantastic.

We love you Toffee Pie, every forum needs someone to laugh at.
Every link looks dodgey to you Jack because you can't suck up the truth.

Not sure where you are getting this idea about me, your head is damaged beyond repair I would imagine.

The only person being an idiot here is you as you have surpassed and exceeded people's opinion of you beyond all doubt now.

Apple clearly has done some serious damage to you.
Old 17 November 2016, 11:51 AM
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There he goes again, keep it up TP, you're either a comedy genius or dumb as a stump, either way nice job.
Old 17 November 2016, 12:09 PM
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Not to mention their bloodlust / backward thinking on natural remedies - ground up rhino horn
Old 17 November 2016, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by JackClark
There he goes again, keep it up TP, you're either a comedy genius or dumb as a stump, either way nice job.
The way you frantically rant on about Apple here to portray them in your own deluded world says it all.

One sad individual.

The irony here Jack is that it's you everyone mocks.

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Old 17 November 2016, 12:18 PM
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I think we were laughing at him , But now were laughing at you

Old 17 November 2016, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by JackClark
There he goes again, keep it up TP, you're either a comedy genius or dumb as a stump, either way nice job.
Are you Tim Cook in disguise.

Apple Q4 2016 financial results | Apple earnings report: iPhone, iPad and Mac sales down, profits down, but Tim Cook acclaims 'incredible' 2016
Old 17 November 2016, 12:25 PM
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Well this section has been elevated to whole new levels of mental

I'd love to know where Jack and TP have crossed paths before as the blokes seriously got it in for him.
Old 17 November 2016, 12:49 PM
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I just think he's full of hate and looking for a release, that's fine. I don't believe I've praised anything Apple in quite a while, not overtly anyhow and yet he comes out with statements like the above, it's fully mental but amusing.
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Originally Posted by dpb
Not to mention their bloodlust / backward thinking on natural remedies - ground up rhino horn
Don't worry about that, Apple have released a book for £200 that's outrageous.
Old 17 November 2016, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by neil-h
Well this section has been elevated to whole new levels of mental

I'd love to know where Jack and TP have crossed paths before as the blokes seriously got it in for him.
Just had a read. Mental for sure.
Old 17 November 2016, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by JackClark
I just think he's full of hate and looking for a release, that's fine. I don't believe I've praised anything Apple in quite a while, not overtly anyhow and yet he comes out with statements like the above, it's fully mental but amusing.

You get a kick out of being a fanboy ultra troll it and thats well and good, to everyone else you are just sad, talking shiite about fantastic Apple sales only for me to ridicule you with news that Apple are down on sales pretty much across the entire board.

Jack, you are just an idiot Apple fanboy troll. A public poll doesnt lie does it.

Now go back under that rock you are continually posting up shiite from or even better just migrate to a dedicated Mac form where you can get yourself off on every post from like minded fanboys.
Old 17 November 2016, 03:52 PM
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As mentioned before, I'm not an Apple troll, I only troll you because you're such a simpleton you don't realise it's happening, it's just too easy to miss.

Apple made $42.4 billion last quarter and will no doubt beat that this quarter what with the release of a new phone and new laptops, that's not too shabby.

As for going back under a rock I've been here for over 15 years and haven't changed, you appeared earlier this year and have contributed nothing other than spitting hate for Apple products and looking a fool.
Old 17 November 2016, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by JackClark
As mentioned before, I'm not an Apple troll, I only troll you because you're such a simpleton you don't realise it's happening, it's just too easy to miss.

Apple made $42.4 billion last quarter and will no doubt beat that this quarter what with the release of a new phone and new laptops, that's not too shabby.

As for going back under a rock I've been here for over 15 years and haven't changed, you appeared earlier this year and have contributed nothing other than spitting hate for Apple products and looking a fool.
I am not the only poster to notice you are a brainwashed Apple troll, but whatever you say Jack.

You got my public poll deleted because you couldnt suck up the truth.

As for Apple sales they have made billions, sure they did but they are down on what they previously made year on year, I couldnt give a flying **** on Apple sales but clearly you are so devoted to them they can do no wrong.
Apple saying they cant meet demand for iPhone 7 plus is just BS, so the most valuable company in the world cant hire extra people in china or get materials for extra devices.

Right, Apple talking BS to make things look better than they actually are.

**Dodgey link ahead warning**

http://fortune.com/2016/10/26/apple-...silver-lining/

Sales are declining, and analysts aren’t impressed with the company’s projected return to growth: Extra days in the coming quarter lower the bar. CEO Tim Cook also is characteristically mum on Apple’s next big thing. Cars, TVs, and large-scale content generation are interesting, but specifics are in short supply.
Old 17 November 2016, 04:35 PM
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If you don't give a "flying ****" about Apple sales why are you the only person on this forum that mentions them, same for most things Apple, you care more than anyone.

Old 17 November 2016, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by JackClark
If you don't give a "flying ****" about Apple sales why are you the only person on this forum that mentions them....
Perhaps correcting waffle from you? And it's not just me.
Old 17 November 2016, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by toffee_pie
Perhaps correcting waffle from you? And it's not just me.
No it is just you, cockforger might join in now and then but he's just on the wind up. You're fanatical.
Old 17 November 2016, 11:07 PM
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If that's him then it's a bit off showing these pictures. We can all have a laugh but that's a bit far.
Old 17 November 2016, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by JackClark
If that's him then it's a bit off showing these pictures. We can all have a laugh but that's a bit far.
its obvious apple pie is you.
Old 18 November 2016, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by bioforger
its obvious apple pie is you.
Well I've reported it and the ip will be recorded. I'm up for a laugh and can take stick but this isn't on.
Old 18 November 2016, 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted by JackClark
No it is just you, cockforger might join in now and then but he's just on the wind up. You're fanatical.
you are retarded beyond help at this stage Jack.

Should I post up another poll again or will you just delete that also.
Old 18 November 2016, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted by dpb
I think we were laughing at him , But now were laughing at you

Originally Posted by neil-h
Well this section has been elevated to whole new levels of mental

I'd love to know where Jack and TP have crossed paths before as the blokes seriously got it in for him.


When he first popped up I was tempted to hit the insta-vape button as he's only here for one reason. But I think Jack's doing quite well in coping with this...keeps him busy and amused.

Old 18 November 2016, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by ALi-B


When he first popped up I was tempted to hit the insta-vape button as he's only here for one reason. But I think Jack's doing quite well in coping with this...keeps him busy and amused.

Easy to rattle his cage, he gets upset at the slightest things said against the mighty Apple.

Like this for instance..

Why 2016 is such a terrible year for the Mac
*To meet Jack's IQ this is from a Mac site*

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.mac...e-mac.amp.html
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Ok to make the playing field fair. Jack has 4 permanent infractions to prevent him from turning technical non-Apple threads created by others into Apple vs. Argument Threads.

As his equal opposite, I am duty bound to give you the same restriction when it comes to taking off topic any Apple technical threads.


Play nicely

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