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Old 06 November 2016, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by JackClark
I count two, one's the resident **** and then there's you Number 2. Another did fancy being in your gang but saw sense. The rest of us are here laughing at the tripe you spout from your custard covered face.

I've been working on a MacBook Air this morning, lovely little thing, no Ethernet socket though. I'm going to miss Ethernet sockets I'm sure.
LOL

Poor fanboys..

Suck it up..you are in a distant cloud.
Bioforger, myself and all the others are just laughing at your ability to be sucked so far into the Apple ecosystem that you cant see with them rose tinted spectacles.
Old 06 November 2016, 03:36 PM
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Although non-specific concepts of madness have been around for several thousand years, the psychiatrist and philosopher Karl Jaspers was the first to define the three main criteria for a belief to be considered delusional in his 1913 book General Psychopathology.[1] These criteria are:

certainty (held with absolute conviction)
incorrigibility (not changeable by compelling counterargument or proof to the contrary)
impossibility or falsity of content (implausible, bizarre, or patently untrue)

Furthermore, when a false belief involves a value judgment, it is only considered a delusion if it is so extreme that it cannot be, or never can be proven true. For example: a man claiming that he flew into the sun and flew back home. This would be considered a delusion,[3] unless he were speaking figuratively, or if the belief had a cultural or religious source.
Does any of the above sound familiar?
Old 06 November 2016, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by neil-h
Does any of the above sound familiar?
Looks like Jack has transformed you into another troll.

Maybe this call for another poll...

Oh wait..Jack will get it closed
Old 06 November 2016, 04:57 PM
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Fill your boots, repeated harassment of other members is probably grounds for a permaban. Actually knowing this place probably not
Old 06 November 2016, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by neil-h
Fill your boots, repeated harassment of other members is probably grounds for a permaban. Actually knowing this place probably not
Ironic all this pro Apple BS from a HTC owner, but then again you are probably the dumbest of the lot here, Jack at least has an excuse for being a hard core Apple supporter who probably would bleed for them.

can I do a smiley face?

Old 06 November 2016, 06:49 PM
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I'm still waiting for an example of anything I've said that's been particularly pro-Apple...
Old 06 November 2016, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by JackClark
I've been working on a MacBook Air this morning, lovely little thing, no Ethernet socket though. I'm going to miss Ethernet sockets I'm sure.

Old 06 November 2016, 09:22 PM
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Donglegate.
Old 07 November 2016, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by JackClark
I count two, one's the resident **** and then there's you Number 2. Another did fancy being in your gang but saw sense. The rest of us are here laughing at the tripe you spout from your custard covered face.

I've been working on a MacBook Air this morning, lovely little thing, no Ethernet socket though. I'm going to miss Ethernet sockets I'm sure.
Well that's secure area's they are unusable in then.
Old 07 November 2016, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by On-the-bog
Well that's secure area's they are unusable in then.
Dongle, this one's nice.


Old 07 November 2016, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by JackClark
I count two, one's the resident **** and then there's you Number 2. Another did fancy being in your gang but saw sense. The rest of us are here laughing at the tripe you spout from your custard covered face.

I've been working on a MacBook Air this morning, lovely little thing, no Ethernet socket though. I'm going to miss Ethernet sockets I'm sure.
Like the tripe you sprouted about the Mac $hit being the fastest laptop in the world only for me to post up scores from my old Msi that left it trailing.

You are deluded and should seek some help as Apple are taking over your life.
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Originally Posted by JackClark
Dongle, this one's nice.


Ah, Apple love dongles.
The same dongle iphone 7 owners need to hook up to a Mac $hit.

And all the other dongles stuck in fanboys drawer.

Like I said.. innovation to Apple is that dongle.
Old 07 November 2016, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by toffee_pie
Ah, Apple love dongles.
The same dongle iphone 7 owners need to hook up to a Mac $hit.

And all the other dongles stuck in fanboys drawer.

Like I said.. innovation to Apple is that dongle.
You didn't look at the picture did you.
Old 07 November 2016, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by toffee_pie
Like the tripe you sprouted about the Mac $hit being the fastest laptop in the world only for me to post up scores from my old Msi that left it trailing.

You are deluded and should seek some help as Apple are taking over your life.
Quite telling that your old computer is only a year old where my old computer is 8 years old. How's your battery life? Over 10 hours?
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Jack, please stop replying to the idiot troll. Then he might just get bored and go away and leave the rest of us in peace.
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Originally Posted by CowbitSpecD
Jack, please stop replying to the idiot troll. Then he might just get bored and go away and leave the rest of us in peace.
Sorry, I have been trying but just couldn't help myself this morning. I'm away working for a week from now so my chances of throwing custard pie are limited.
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Originally Posted by toffee_pie
Originally Posted by JackClark
Dongle, this one's nice.


Ah, Apple love dongles.
The same dongle iphone 7 owners need to hook up to a Mac $hit.

And all the other dongles stuck in fanboys drawer.

Like I said.. innovation to Apple is that dongle.
Old 07 November 2016, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by JackClark
Sorry, I have been trying but just couldn't help myself this morning. I'm away working for a week from now so my chances of throwing custard pie are limited.
seems you are more retarded than I thought, denying everything you say.

Jack is a prime example of how Apple are so wealthy, making mugs of fanboys is as easy as stealing candy from a baby.

or getting them to buy a dongle that they need.

Don't forget the 2016 Macbook is the fastest Laptop in the world, even with a paltry 16GB, unfathomable really.
Old 07 November 2016, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by JackClark
Sorry, I have been trying but just couldn't help myself this morning. I'm away working for a week from now so my chances of throwing custard pie are limited.
And you 100% cannot connect a Mac $hit pro to an Iphone 7, langer.

unless you buy...

a dongle.

more money for Apple, less money for fanboys.
Old 08 November 2016, 04:17 AM
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Originally Posted by toffee_pie
And you 100% cannot connect a Mac $hit pro to an Iphone 7, langer.

unless you buy...

a dongle.

more money for Apple, less money for fanboys.
You can use a cable, have a Custard Pie.

Sorry for feeding him more.
Old 08 November 2016, 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted by JackClark
You can use a cable, have a Custard Pie.

Sorry for feeding him more.
A lightning to USB sure, Apple are indept to idiots like you.

soon you will need a Mac hold all bag just for dongles and adapters..
or this...

Apple patents bold new innovation – a paper bag
The Mac$hit pro is about as 'pro' as a ZX Spectrum, in fact you would probbly get more work done on the speccy.

http://www.theverge.com/2016/11/7/13...acbook-pro-lie
Old 08 November 2016, 09:21 AM
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Samsung Note 7 would have plugged straight in, if it wasn't on fire.
Old 08 November 2016, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by toffee_pie
And you 100% cannot connect a Mac $hit pro to an Iphone 7, langer.

unless you buy...

a dongle.

more money for Apple, less money for fanboys.
https://support.apple.com/en-hk/HT203075

And this kids is why you shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet...
Old 08 November 2016, 11:48 AM
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I haven't attached my phone to my computer with a cable for years.

He's so funny, one minute using cables is an issue, then not using cables is the problem.
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lmao, so we'd have to pay twice as much for the computers, then buy adapters, that the engineers will just loose lol
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Originally Posted by On-the-bog
lmao, so we'd have to pay twice as much for the computers, then buy adapters, that the engineers will just loose lol
Why would you realistically want to use a MBP with something that uses a secure ethernet connection anyways? At the end of the day it's horses for courses and that particular course is more likely suited to a Windows machine.
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The day Jack comes on here and tells us he'd be happy to drive a car whose only form of connection between the steering wheel and the front wheels is Bluetooth or WiFi, I'll believe there aren't times he wishes his MacBook didn't need a dozen different cable-dongles to establish a wired connection to his other devices
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Originally Posted by neil-h
Why would you realistically want to use a MBP with something that uses a secure ethernet connection anyways? At the end of the day it's horses for courses and that particular course is more likely suited to a Windows machine.
That's why I have a ToughDell it has two Ethernet sockets, day to day I couldn't live with it but it's a tool.
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Originally Posted by markjmd
The day Jack comes on here and tells us he'd be happy to drive a car whose only form of connection between the steering wheel and the front wheels is Bluetooth or WiFi, I'll believe there aren't times he wishes his MacBook didn't need a dozen different cable-dongles to establish a wired connection to his other devices
I'll be very happy when driverless is normal. You're right though I wouldn't trust either of those connections, I can make them not work pretty easily.
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Resident ****... bit harsh You're such a hypocrite and an old fart of a troll, you spend way much more time on here than me spouting about your insane love for Apple and their sh1tty products in reality.



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