A quick joke
24 April 2016, 09:29 AM
#40
A young boy says to his father "Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you."
"What happened?" The father asks.
"Well, she asks me, 'how much is 7 * 9?' I answer '63' , then she asks, 'and 9 * 7?' so I asked 'what's the ****ing difference?' "
"Indeed, what is the difference?" asks the father. ''Sure, I'll go.''
The next day, the boy comes home from school "Dad, have you gone by the school?" He asks.
"Not yet."
"Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also."
"Why?" asks the father.
The boy explains, "Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me to raise my left arm, I did. Then my right arm, I also raised it. Then he asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. 'Now,' he says, 'lift your left leg,' so I asked 'What, am I suppose to stand on my ****!?'"
"Exactly," says the father. "Alright, I'll come."
The next day, the boy asks his father "Did you go to the school?"
"No, not yet."
"Don't bother, I got expelled."
Surprised, the father asks "Why did you get expelled?"
"Well, they summoned me to the principal's office, and sitting there were the math teacher, the gym teacher, and the art teacher."
"The **** was the art teacher doing there!?" asks the father.
"That's what I said" replied the boy.
"What happened?" The father asks.
"Well, she asks me, 'how much is 7 * 9?' I answer '63' , then she asks, 'and 9 * 7?' so I asked 'what's the ****ing difference?' "
"Indeed, what is the difference?" asks the father. ''Sure, I'll go.''
The next day, the boy comes home from school "Dad, have you gone by the school?" He asks.
"Not yet."
"Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also."
"Why?" asks the father.
The boy explains, "Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me to raise my left arm, I did. Then my right arm, I also raised it. Then he asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. 'Now,' he says, 'lift your left leg,' so I asked 'What, am I suppose to stand on my ****!?'"
"Exactly," says the father. "Alright, I'll come."
The next day, the boy asks his father "Did you go to the school?"
"No, not yet."
"Don't bother, I got expelled."
Surprised, the father asks "Why did you get expelled?"
"Well, they summoned me to the principal's office, and sitting there were the math teacher, the gym teacher, and the art teacher."
"The **** was the art teacher doing there!?" asks the father.
"That's what I said" replied the boy.
24 April 2016, 08:51 PM
#41
I liked that Victoria Wood one...
"I went to one of those parties where you throw your keys in the middle of the room.
I don't know who got my moped,but I ran that Peugeot for years"
"I went to one of those parties where you throw your keys in the middle of the room.
I don't know who got my moped,but I ran that Peugeot for years"
25 April 2016, 09:26 PM
#42
Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
Originally Posted by Ciaran
I was in the chemist last week but couldn't find the deodorant.
I asked the women for some
She asked "do you want the ball type"
I replied "no just the one for under your arms" ..........
I asked the women for some
She asked "do you want the ball type"
I replied "no just the one for under your arms" ..........
(said in a thick Dutch accent)
"Arsol or roll on ball"
to which the reply is "no Armpits"
otherwise not bad!!
NTNON's...
GREAT OLD CHESTNUTS OF THE WORLD:
8. THE SWEDISH CHEMIST'S SHOP
MEL (RIP):
...I would like some deodorant, please.
ROWAN:
Ball or a'r'sol?
MEL:
Neider. I want it for m'armpits.
Last edited by joz8968; 25 April 2016 at 09:45 PM.
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