Make that 6,052

 

Matt, do you type with one hand whilst w4nking Burton with the other?

 

Greedy ****** won't even let anyone hold his camera.

 

You're certainly a bigger ranker than I thought you were Matt.

 

RS_Matt - do you either own, run, moderate or have shares in Ranker?

Genuine Question....

 

No, I just love a good poll and on forums you can only list around 14 vote options!

Ranker is better too as you can vote down stuff you don't like, or re-rank the entire list to get stuff higher in the ratings, it's pretty cool.

I'll get around to doing an Impreza list to see how it works out "22B v Spec C v Bugeye WRX" etc!

 

I certainly didn't compile this b4stard

http://www.ranker.com/list/best-suba...as/ranker-cars

Or this shocker

http://www.ranker.com/list/best-suba...me/ranker-cars

This is why I have to make the list.

 

After 59,500 votes Shmee has lost the lead to Clarkson!

Evans struggling in 60th place. People have prejudged him like the new Dad's Army movie.

 

Yes, but most of the original dad's army cast are deceased.

Interestingly , the combined age of 'stale' old top gear presenting team is 154 years old. If EJ signs the 'fresh' new TG lineup will have combined age of 164 years of age!

 

I just can't picture Leblanc, Evans and Jordan driving a customised Ice Cream van across Greenland.

 

This is probably old news but in the latest Evo in the Porker RS3 atricle it essentially says Harris Monkey has got the job...so why all this BS?

 

Basically to see who the general public who would like to see take the reins. I had a sneaky suspicion Evans, Jordan and LeBlanc might not sit well, a lot of people (especially on here) bemoaned the choice of Harris but the list thus far proves he has backing.

 

...and I wanted to prove how badass Shmee is.

 

Whilst I realise that is bait I will bite...sorry he comes across as a bit of a prat, really isn't that watchable; I know I could do a better job.

You want badass get Tax The Rich on TG

I'm out.

 

I hated him at first, especially when he couldn't stop laughing on the way to picking up a McLaren.
I just feel like I'm living the life through him, it's hard to explain the draw. I like the fact he tells you what every bloody single button does in his reviews too!

 

I think Shmee knew he'd made it when he organised a "Shmeeting" for his fans at McLaren Manchester and was met with a rapturous welcome when he arrived.

 

I saw Shmee in High Wycombe the other week Matt, bet you would have had a w4nk up the side of his Mclaren!!!

 

Just watched that video you posted Matt LOL that guy at the beginning Stavros(im guessing is his name) at the Manchester dealer. Sort of bloke who stalks celebrity's, looks proper scary.

Got a proper sex pest face!!!

 

lol, the grimace at 1.25 mins by Shmee when he realises he's just a platform for people to see Supercars!

 

What rapturous welcome? there was complete silence. And they are his faithful following utube sheep

 

You can feel the awkwardness of the situation. 40 fans all holding a camera phone at your head and not saying anything.

I'd be straight back in the Bentley.

 

ah sarcasm i thought you loved him and were being serious as usual.

 

I love the cheesiness of it all, the "hey guys I'm Shmee" trademark intro, the cardigans that match the colour of his cars, the lisp, the delusions of grandeur!

 

Matt, I really cannot work out if you are taking trolling at a very good level or really do want to 69 Burton.

 

 

I'm also confused, you love him, now it seems you hate him (good, you've seen sense ), definitely more trolling antics or you suffer from schizophrenia

 

Shmee is a good sport, he gets a lot of flak in his youtube comments but he takes them with a pinch of salt. Someone once commented that "Shmee should buy a 60k Cerulean Blue ***** and shove it up his ****." He didn't remove it!

I think that's half the reason I like him, he's not been changed by wealth/fame, he still has time for his fans and arranges plenty of Shmeetings.

 

Shmeetings.

lol, that does make me shmile

 

Because of his acute lisp he's wanting to say "Meeting" and it comes out "mshmeeting"

I love the Supercar lifestyle vids, we've got to put up with this cůnt

 

What lisp? He's just a pretentious posh *****. He spells it as shmeeting in his vids anyway. Is he dyslexic as well?