A nice firm *** that has a quality wobble and hips that move in harmony can't beat it.

 

Amen to that brother.

 

Firm and wobbly, that's a paradox. Unless I'm the only one who has never seen such a combination with my own eyes in the flesh. (I can imagine it though )

 

I much prefer the hands-on approach to these kind of evaluations than relying on a visual inspection alone. Based on years of such experience, I'd liken it more to the consistency of a firm-set bathroom sealant or similar, rather than that of a dessert jelly

 

If you can see the silicon moving around under the flesh like you can with fake ****, i'm out! it's disgusting.

 

Eh? I wasn't talking about actual silicon, just the consistency of it.

 

I wasn't replying to you, it was just my take on fake body parts.

 

Hate fake **** look ****, a good pair of teardrops is what I like not too saggy but c to d cup mmmm yes sireeeee. But the wife has none of that lol, fried eggs sandwich anyone

 

Nowt wrong with fried eggs, just need a bit of daddies sauce.

 

Brown sauce