Dog's names
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Our neighbour has a Shih Tzu dog that gets decorated with all pink clothing and accessories. 
It's a nasty little rotten spoilt fvvker, and although she's called some silly billy Milly, we just call her Sh7tzoo. Son's ex has Chihuahuas, and they should be called rats, frankly. She also has smart cats that give those pathetic rats a serious run for their money, when it comes to claiming a place on the sofa. They get battered mercilessly by those cats, but they still have the audacity to grind their needle teeth at humans! Why some people go around with those rats in their handbag is beyond me, as they're vicious little things, not some friendly cuddly things, are they.
It's a nasty little rotten spoilt fvvker, and although she's called some silly billy Milly, we just call her Sh7tzoo. Son's ex has Chihuahuas, and they should be called rats, frankly. She also has smart cats that give those pathetic rats a serious run for their money, when it comes to claiming a place on the sofa. They get battered mercilessly by those cats, but they still have the audacity to grind their needle teeth at humans! Why some people go around with those rats in their handbag is beyond me, as they're vicious little things, not some friendly cuddly things, are they.
Massively. Last Saturday night, we were working on a business plan, at which point knobdog walked in to the room, grabbed a blanket, threw it on to the arm of the sofa, looked me square in the eye and started humping the sofa arm/blanket.
He stopped after a few minutes, got himself a drink, then threw himself on to the arm/blanket with force, getting one back leg on the sofa cushion and really started hammering the thing, leaving dog jizz all over it.
I'm sure he was showing off.
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