1 off STI KILLER up for grabs
24 March 2015, 02:32 PM
#33
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It's laughable, but what's really sad is some muppet will still buy it only to find it's got none of the parts mentioned.
25 March 2015, 11:23 AM
#37
The Translation is as follows;
FOR SALE
MY PRIDE AND JOY ONLY SELLING DUE TO BACK PROBLEMS.
I can't afford to run it.
SHE IS A 2003 WRX ...STI KILLER
Never actually raced an STI, but SOIC told me it would be.
FULL AP RACEING SPONSORSHIP DECALS FROM AMERICA
Stickers.
AP BODYKIT
Found on Ebay.
SPEC D HEADLIGHT SET FROM U.S.A
Came from China but got LED rings man.
APR 3 STAGE DIGITAL GAUGE / BOOST - VACUUM / VOLTAGE.. IN PILLAR POD
Not wired up.
FULL DECAT
I went to B&Q and made my own.
4/12 INCH BELLMOUTH DOWNPIPE FROM GRAEME GOODE
Actually, its Japspeed.
ENGINE BUILD BY WOW AUTOMOTIVE + 555 BOTTOM END
Google says WOW Automotive is a panel specialist.Maybe thats why they used this special 555 bottom end.
INCLUDES COSWORTH CERMANTIC PISTONS
I have no idea what pistons it has
COSWORTH VALVES AND SPRINGS GOOD FOR 500 PLUS BHP
I took my mattress apart.
PORTED AND POLISHED HEADS
I cleaned them with brasso.
PORTED TD04 TURBOCHARGER ..REAL QUICK SPOOLING
Its really slow, then gos really fast for a second, then slow again.
FULL TIEN SUSPENTION 40 MM LOWER
Shakes my girlfriends nipples off.
DARE 17 INCH ALLOYS WITH NEW TYRES
Halfords had a sale.
GROOVED BRAKE DISCS ALL ROUND
I used a chisel.
RCM MAP BHP SET TO 290 AT MOMENT AS RUNNING WINTER MAP
Ralph Clapton Motors, not Roger Clark Motorsport.
ENGINE BUILD WILL EXCEPT UPTO 400 PLUS
'Except' being the right word.
FAST ROAD CLUTCH FITTED FEB THIS YEAR..TAKES SOME GETTING USED TO
Cant drive it in traffic.
BAD POINTS
******* KID FELL OF BIKE AND MADE SMALL DENT ON PASSENGER DOOR
On my estate with the pikeys.
FRONT BUMPER LIP SCUFFED DUE TO FRIGGIN SPEED HUMP..HAD IT PRICED UP AT PAINT SHOP ..QUOTE 120 QUID
Every car on ebays paint job repair is £120, so i cut and pasted.
A £250 non refundable deposit is payable via paypal on purchase, I have put NON-REFUNDABLE to discourage messers, the remainder payable on collection.
Because when you see it, you will run away and I want some free dollars for the weed and the scallies on the estate want to mug you with five grand in your pocket.
Also the price bought for is the price you pay no haggling on collection. Car to be collected within 5 days of purchase, please DO NOT bid if you are not going to turn up, viewing recommended, no test pilots, if a test is required I will drive, unless you have proof of fully comp insurance, sorry to be so picky, but have been messed about before, and its a pain in the neck.
I have no insurance.
will come with both cats, and brand new stage 2 clutch.
Because the one in the car is how I did my back in.
IT WILL NOT COME WITH PRIVATE PLATE.
I borrowed that from the car down the road.
FOR SALE
MY PRIDE AND JOY ONLY SELLING DUE TO BACK PROBLEMS.
I can't afford to run it.
SHE IS A 2003 WRX ...STI KILLER
Never actually raced an STI, but SOIC told me it would be.
FULL AP RACEING SPONSORSHIP DECALS FROM AMERICA
Stickers.
AP BODYKIT
Found on Ebay.
SPEC D HEADLIGHT SET FROM U.S.A
Came from China but got LED rings man.
APR 3 STAGE DIGITAL GAUGE / BOOST - VACUUM / VOLTAGE.. IN PILLAR POD
Not wired up.
FULL DECAT
I went to B&Q and made my own.
4/12 INCH BELLMOUTH DOWNPIPE FROM GRAEME GOODE
Actually, its Japspeed.
ENGINE BUILD BY WOW AUTOMOTIVE + 555 BOTTOM END
Google says WOW Automotive is a panel specialist.Maybe thats why they used this special 555 bottom end.
INCLUDES COSWORTH CERMANTIC PISTONS
I have no idea what pistons it has
COSWORTH VALVES AND SPRINGS GOOD FOR 500 PLUS BHP
I took my mattress apart.
PORTED AND POLISHED HEADS
I cleaned them with brasso.
PORTED TD04 TURBOCHARGER ..REAL QUICK SPOOLING
Its really slow, then gos really fast for a second, then slow again.
FULL TIEN SUSPENTION 40 MM LOWER
Shakes my girlfriends nipples off.
DARE 17 INCH ALLOYS WITH NEW TYRES
Halfords had a sale.
GROOVED BRAKE DISCS ALL ROUND
I used a chisel.
RCM MAP BHP SET TO 290 AT MOMENT AS RUNNING WINTER MAP
Ralph Clapton Motors, not Roger Clark Motorsport.
ENGINE BUILD WILL EXCEPT UPTO 400 PLUS
'Except' being the right word.
FAST ROAD CLUTCH FITTED FEB THIS YEAR..TAKES SOME GETTING USED TO
Cant drive it in traffic.
BAD POINTS
******* KID FELL OF BIKE AND MADE SMALL DENT ON PASSENGER DOOR
On my estate with the pikeys.
FRONT BUMPER LIP SCUFFED DUE TO FRIGGIN SPEED HUMP..HAD IT PRICED UP AT PAINT SHOP ..QUOTE 120 QUID
Every car on ebays paint job repair is £120, so i cut and pasted.
A £250 non refundable deposit is payable via paypal on purchase, I have put NON-REFUNDABLE to discourage messers, the remainder payable on collection.
Because when you see it, you will run away and I want some free dollars for the weed and the scallies on the estate want to mug you with five grand in your pocket.
Also the price bought for is the price you pay no haggling on collection. Car to be collected within 5 days of purchase, please DO NOT bid if you are not going to turn up, viewing recommended, no test pilots, if a test is required I will drive, unless you have proof of fully comp insurance, sorry to be so picky, but have been messed about before, and its a pain in the neck.
I have no insurance.
will come with both cats, and brand new stage 2 clutch.
Because the one in the car is how I did my back in.
IT WILL NOT COME WITH PRIVATE PLATE.
I borrowed that from the car down the road.
Last edited by Trinity; 25 March 2015 at 12:13 PM.
25 March 2015, 11:57 AM
#40
If you like this add....
you'll love this one I found the other day
http://www.volkszone.co.uk/VZi/showthread.php?t=1249914
This was posted onto another VW forum I'm a member of and couldn't resist.
It IS the CHAV-alier.
Actually... looks like the moderators have removed all my comments now. Oh shame.
you'll love this one I found the other day
http://www.volkszone.co.uk/VZi/showthread.php?t=1249914
This was posted onto another VW forum I'm a member of and couldn't resist.
It IS the CHAV-alier.
Actually... looks like the moderators have removed all my comments now. Oh shame.
25 March 2015, 12:21 PM
#42
It's a peach!
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/291413009488
bodykit cost him £2500 you know, not including the £2500 spray job. hahahahaha
Wants £3k for that shed?
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/291413009488
bodykit cost him £2500 you know, not including the £2500 spray job. hahahahaha
Wants £3k for that shed?
25 March 2015, 07:38 PM
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25 March 2015, 11:31 PM
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Hey Fawor: doesn't let's the then naughty them bullies upset the yew. Their sad of life rip-merchants taken mickey out of they u and we's has laugh last the when there bottoms end exploding det. Chin the keep up, mattey!
WTF????? That is creepy!
WTF????? That is creepy!
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26 March 2015, 08:37 AM
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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Subaru-imp...item4ae73096dc
Here's another quality example of the cars we love!!!!
Here's another quality example of the cars we love!!!!
26 March 2015, 08:40 AM
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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Subaru-imp...item4ae73096dc
Here's another quality example of the cars we love!!!!
Here's another quality example of the cars we love!!!!
Battery doesnt hold charge so everytime you stop you have to disconnect it. Awesome!
