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Old Dec 5, 2014 | 07:19 PM
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Oh but then it was after all
Of course, but not solely at you, was it? You are not the only superb7tch on the planet, are you?

I mean, what exactly do you think; telling people to man up etc., eh? That people are frightened of you, and that's why they beat about the Christmas tree, and don't say to you directly what they really think? Do you think they're worried that you can verbally chew them and spit them out, like you practically do with the dead flies on regular basis, hm??? Come on! Smell that Asaam tea of yours, wake up and make me one for me as well while you're at it, f1_fan. Go on. Tha v. muchy.
Old Dec 6, 2014 | 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
I'd verbally chew you up and spit you out in about 5 minutes face to face!



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I'm sure he's bricking it
Old Dec 8, 2014 | 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Save your pity for someone that gives a ****! I'd verbally chew you up and spit you out in about 5 minutes face to face!
You've never managed it in here so I'd doubt it very much
Old Dec 8, 2014 | 01:11 PM
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I thought you'd gone into hiding incase fanny chewed you up.
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I thought you'd gone into hiding incase fanny chewed you up.
I must admit a little bit of poo did come out at the sight of his threat and I've been in counselling all weekend
Old Dec 9, 2014 | 04:35 PM
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Funny how the person who says he hates football seems to do the most talking about it.
Old Jan 13, 2015 | 07:51 PM
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Bloody Football* fans at it again


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Old Jan 13, 2015 | 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
Google soccer violence then Google college football violence and see which gets the most hits. Then do one and stop being in denial about the sick stupid sport you choose to follow that even celebrates its violent culture in the movies FFS!
Old Jan 13, 2015 | 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii

That's not Football though.
Old Jan 13, 2015 | 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Google soccer violence then Google college football violence and see which gets the most hits. Then do one and stop being in denial about the sick stupid sport you choose to follow that even celebrates its violent culture in the movies FFS!
Lots of films celebrate violence and violent culture and have nothing to do with football.
Old Jan 14, 2015 | 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Google soccer violence then Google college football violence and see which gets the most hits. Then do one and stop being in denial about the sick stupid sport you choose to follow that even celebrates its violent culture in the movies FFS!
Check post 72 then you'll understand the irony of post 187.........

Then you're free to carry on with your futile mutterings
Old Jan 14, 2015 | 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
Check post 72 then you'll understand the irony of post 187.........

Then you're free to carry on with your futile mutterings
Stop being in denial, until then **** off
Old Jan 14, 2015 | 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Kwik
Lots of films celebrate violence and violent culture and have nothing to do with football.
Funnily enough, I noticed that too. The other thing I noticed was that it generally tends to be film companies that make movies about football, not football fans, football clubs, or football organizational bodies
Old Jan 14, 2015 | 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by markjmd
Funnily enough, I noticed that too. The other thing I noticed was that it generally tends to be film companies that make movies about football, not football fans, football clubs, or football organizational bodies
Well violent films obviously aren't F1_Fans thing


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Pulp Fiction, The Dark Knight and Fight Club all warrant a top 10 position though for their sheer quality and boundary redefining merits in terms of advancing movie making to a new level. All IMO of course.
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Yep The Departed was Scorsese, a great film only damaged by Nicholson's usual over acting.
Old Jan 14, 2015 | 05:05 PM
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Well violent films obviously aren't F1_Fans thing
I have been told in no uncertain terms by the mods that I am to ignore you so either do the same or you will get what should have come to you a week or so ago when you decided to state that I laughed at kids with cancer.

As for your comment here you are utterly clueless to the point being made so that's two reasons why you should STFU!
Old Jan 14, 2015 | 05:06 PM
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Funnily enough, I noticed that too. The other thing I noticed was that it generally tends to be film companies that make movies about football, not football fans, football clubs, or football organizational bodies
Er, the point is films are made about it and done so in a way more or less celebrating it. I haven't seen any films about crowd violence in any other sport. Surely even you can now appreciate the point being made.
Old Jan 14, 2015 | 05:50 PM
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Pulp fiction shows a man being raped before the rapist is shot. His gimp if I remember rightly is stabbed by a samurai sword. Marvin getting shot in the face before Vincent vega and jules have to pick bits of his brain up isn't a celebration of violence at all lol. Football factory and green street etc have about as much to do with football as pulp fiction has to do with snooker.

There is an ignore option in your user settings if what I say gets under your skin.

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Old Jan 14, 2015 | 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Stop being in denial, until then **** off
Back on form, I see.
Old Jan 14, 2015 | 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Kwik
Pulp fiction shows a man being raped before the rapist is shot. His gimp if I remember rightly is stabbed by a samurai sword. Marvin getting shot in the face before Vincent vega and jules have to pick bits of his brain up isn't a celebration of violence at all lol. Football factory and green street etc have about as much to do with football as pulp fiction has to do with snooker.

There is an ignore option in your user settings if what I say gets under your skin.
Say what you like, but just don't tell lies like last time! When you've been outgunned in an argument it's best to shut up rather than start making sick crap up. If it had been up to me you'd have been banned, but Lisa let you off..... yes the very same Lisa who you say is in some sort of clique with me! Maybe I should have started some sort of 'crusade' thread in policy eh?
Old Jan 14, 2015 | 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Say what you like, but just don't tell lies like last time! When you've been outgunned in an argument it's best to shut up rather than start making sick crap up. If it had been up to me you'd have been banned, but Lisa let you off..... yes the very same Lisa who you say is in some sort of clique with me! Maybe I should have started some sort of 'crusade' thread in policy eh?
You should take Lisa's advice. The ignore option will help to stop you getting so wound up.
Old Jan 14, 2015 | 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Kwik
You should take Lisa's advice. The ignore option will help to stop you getting so wound up.
And you shouldn't resort to telling sick lies about people to try and score points!

As for getting wound up I seem to remember an 11 page thread in policy to which you were the major contributor just because I used the word retarded

I think I can feel another use for it coming on.
Old Jan 14, 2015 | 06:35 PM
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Here's an example of how to ignore someone....
Old Jan 14, 2015 | 06:47 PM
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Have you got some kids Kwik?
Old Jan 14, 2015 | 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Kwik
...Football factory and green street etc have about as much to do with football as pulp fiction has to do with snooker.
Fail.

Marcellus Wallace and Butch both had snooker ball gags on!





lol
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Fail. Marcellus Wallace and Butch both had snooker ball gags on! lol
Damn it! Should have said cricket lol.
Old Jan 14, 2015 | 09:42 PM
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I guess they could be the red pool *****, though...
Old Jan 14, 2015 | 10:25 PM
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It doesn't matter. It is conclusive proof that snooker and pool is watched by violent thugs.
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Well it probably is as I expect some people who watch it are football fans too. After all they are fairly simple games to understand so they suit most football fans who need things to be simple to understand them!
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Old Jan 14, 2015 | 11:27 PM
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I don't about that Chris. The offside rule used to be simple. Now it's so convoluted it's genuinely difficult to get if a team's beef is justified or not, even with a so-called expert panel on hand to break it down after. I don't know if the rule was created to make the sport seem more difficult than it is to the masses, or simply to keep the 6 figure salary of a "Rule Development Director safe.

Typical conversation:
Person 1. "Hang on. That was offside".
Person 2. "Well, actually it wasn't. Basically, Fazio's left sock was half mast causing him to bend over to pull it back up. As his torso was technically forward of Ambrosia's Quiff and as Fido Diddlyo is taking a selfie, albeit between Fazio and Quim, you can clearly see Ambrosia at this point is onside as the ball technically fell to his feet at this moment after a poorly executed clearance by Card Trick. Although Ambrosia was having a chat about underwear sales with Quim and Quim in-turn with him about his upcoming Cologne Deal he's not in active play therefore onside.
Person 1: "Oh yeah, yeah of course, he wasn't active. Yeah mate, my mistake. Oh well."
Subsequent football highlights show panel will then spend 20minutes debunking the expert view of person 2 therefore rendering person 1 to be correct.

In the old days it would have been.
Person 1: "Hang on, that was offside!"
Person 2: "Marginal that mate. Anyway, who gives a ****?! We're 4-0 down!"
Subsequent football highlights show panel will then show a video replay with the bright yellow line clearly showing striker to be offside before declaring "Oh well, matters not. They were **** all day and 3-0 would have been generous of them!" All dealt with in a few minutes.

It's like we need to have something else to moan about.

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